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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
cause in the thumbnail she is holding i think her child, i respect women.

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

African AIDS cum posted:

Read thread please i was live blogging my hospital visit

how is your transition going?

Janis Sprukts
Sep 22, 2003

Do the Gundam on Acropolis.
Uma Uma dance the Cosmopolis.
Kage Bunshin the Populace.
glad everyone is having a very piss day

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Maradonna Summer posted:

rip johnny winter you were ugly as hell and mambo probably loved you

drat did he die when I was in the air? Tbf he should have died 30-40 years ago, I was amazed he lasted as long as he did.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Sometimes you say sentences out loud to convey your feelings, and one of those sentences is "I would really like to powerbomb a single mother"

Janis Sprukts
Sep 22, 2003

Do the Gundam on Acropolis.
Uma Uma dance the Cosmopolis.
Kage Bunshin the Populace.
make bad life choices, pass out on the lawn

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



aesop jones posted:

Sometimes you say sentences out loud to convey your feelings, and one of those sentences is "I would really like to powerbomb a single mother"

Did you ever see Johnny Winter live?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

People always tell me that Lance Armstrong took the first human steps on the moon and said, “One small step for mankind. One leap for a giant man.” He didn’t, really. At all—because the moon landing was faked in order to keep women down.

This is fact. I really shouldn’t have to give an argument as to why or how—it’s so loving obvious. But since you loving brainwashed sexist shitlords, who totally believe everything the Patriarchy tells you, haven’t, like, realized it yet or whatever, I guess I’m gonna have to lay down some truth. Urrggh.

So I was on Facebook, totally being a warrior princess in the comment section of an abhorrent page called “Bodybuilders against Feminism” when my pretty, sparkling eyes were like caught by the moon outside the window. It was so shiny, like radiant, kinda like my supple 23-year-old skin (but with craters, something I definitely don’t have on my glowing face). It was a full moon, and I was kinda hoping that the totally HAWT werewolf guy from Teen Wolf would come tear my Lulu Lemons off and ravage me wolfy-style. Lol. Anyways, I’ve always thought of the moon as rather sexist. There’s no doubt in my mind that it’s the most sexist celeryestial, celi-bestial(?) body in all of the Space (except for maybe Mars).

People talk about the “Man in the moon” and I can totally see it. The moon is always looking like a smug sexist pig who likes to go out and get yucky with the boys on Saturday nights. Like I can totally picture the moon sneakily like, encouraging Venus to get drunk on some of the ole’ Space Juice and then taking her back to his Space for some Meteor-cre sex. The moon is a rape apologist.

So yeah, anyhow I’m getting off track. It was the year of 1969 (a very ableist, heteronormative, and sexist year, not long after the horrific 1950s) and Russia and the US were having a problematic “Space Race.” I don’t know if Putin was the Russian Führer back then, but I know that our president was Harry Lee Kennedy in those days.

It was really tense, like REALLY tense, in the world that year because the Ice Cold war going on and Russia and the US both wanted to be cooler (get it? cool as in cold, that’s where the name comes from) and have more swag than the other. Russia had beamed up a couple of monkeys, Russians and some humans, but they hadn’t landed on the moon. Still, their Swagometer was shooting up like a rocket (if you’ll pardon the pun) and the US needed to do this totally cool move to one-up them. It was kind of like when me and Holly had a competition where we competed about who could do DP with two black guys first, but instead of a two big black bratwursts being the goal, it was landing on the moon. (I won btw lol.)

What I wrote above, about the Cold War and poo poo, is the OFFICIAL story—what’s in the history books right this moment. But I know the TRUTH. What I’m about to tell you now fucktards might, like, buh-low your minds, so buckle up and Prepare. For. loving. Liftoff—The Cold War thing was, in fact, but a mere veneer, a convenient excuse, placed thinly over the real war that was going on. The War on Women.

Don’t believe me? Well, then, you’re cunty. This is how it all obviously went down. The US and the Russia’s leaders were actually really good pals. Sometime in the 60s, while the public was too high on acid to notice, they met at the Patriarchy HQs in secret and planned meticumusly how the faked Space Race could be maximumly oppressive to women. Then they hired NASA (which sounds suspiciously much like NAZI), an evil organization founded by kooky, geeky Male stargazers who in turn planned the moon-ing project. NASA hired the most brilliant Rocket Scientists in the land, who were of course all strong, fierce women of color, and they all accepted the job on the false pretense that they would be making a laser beam that could make the moon rainbow-colored. When they learned the truth, that the mission wasn’t Gay Pride-related at all, but was all about successfully faking a Man walking on the moon so as to like, solidify gender norms and make men look better than women or whatever, it was too late for them to turn back.

The WOC worked tirelessly on creating a believable fake moon landing; meanwhile the NASA men were busy sitting around making obscene gestures with their toes, eating French fries and playing with their pocket puppets while looking at the workers’ swarthy derrieres. It took many months of planning and building. But then, when it was all done, they fired off a big EMPTY fake rocket and broadcasted it on the TV. Then they got the two current low-life janitors who were mopping floors at the NASA offices, Lance Armstrong and Buzz “Buzzcut” Aldrin, to star in the moon landing clip, which filmed right in the studio that had been built under the dripping sweat of Black Womyn. The vid of the two janitors skipping around in fugly space costumes was uploaded to YouTube and the rest is history.

When the (moon) dust had settled and the re-entry to Earth had been faked, the negative effects started affecting women. It became clear that the Patriarchy really succeeded with what they’d been, like, trying to do. They made men look good, they kept the female rocket engineers out of the spotlight, and they made everyone believe that MAN-kind had landed on the moon. That’s not HUMYN-kind, no I’m not making this up, they actually called it a giant step for MAN-kind. OMFG?!!!

So what effect did this whole thing have on women? Well, it loving destroyed an entire generation of women’s confidence. Seeing all those MALE astronauts jumping around on the moon made them totally like, lose morale and the courage to be astronauts themselves. If you would have asked girls in 1968 what they wanted to be when they grew up, you’d surely get a choir of “ASTRONAUT,” but after images of under-representation on the moon had been beamed across the planet Earth, it was back to horrible and sexist jobs such as “Vet, Nurse or Kindergarten Teacher.”

But the oppression doesn’t stop there, Oh no, it gets worse. Like a million gazillion of taxpayers’ money was used to like buy all the rocket equipment and unchic Space-costumes (they were not even Prada or ‘Sace, probably Walmart), that’s money right out the pocket of strong independent womyn (many of them of color). This made strong, independent single mothers’ lives SUPER hard, and they couldn’t buy food or nail polish or anything, so they (along with their spawn) like almost starved. That’s why old people (who were kids then) are retarded to this day.

Phew! Now that’s off my chest, and no, that’s not rambling, that’s loving LECTURING.

Look sexists. If you don’t believe me now. There’s no hope for you. At. loving. All. The “moon Landing” was just one big PPP (Patriarchal Power Play) to keep women in the kitchen and crush little girls’ astronaut dreams. If you still believe man walked on the moon, you’re a misogynist and I hate you. TC mark

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

Thirteenth Step posted:

People always tell me that Lance Armstrong took the first human steps on the moon and said, “One small step for mankind. One leap for a giant man.” He didn’t, really. At all—because the moon landing was faked in order to keep women down.

This is fact. I really shouldn’t have to give an argument as to why or how—it’s so loving obvious. But since you loving brainwashed sexist shitlords, who totally believe everything the Patriarchy tells you, haven’t, like, realized it yet or whatever, I guess I’m gonna have to lay down some truth. Urrggh.

So I was on Facebook, totally being a warrior princess in the comment section of an abhorrent page called “Bodybuilders against Feminism” when my pretty, sparkling eyes were like caught by the moon outside the window. It was so shiny, like radiant, kinda like my supple 23-year-old skin (but with craters, something I definitely don’t have on my glowing face). It was a full moon, and I was kinda hoping that the totally HAWT werewolf guy from Teen Wolf would come tear my Lulu Lemons off and ravage me wolfy-style. Lol. Anyways, I’ve always thought of the moon as rather sexist. There’s no doubt in my mind that it’s the most sexist celeryestial, celi-bestial(?) body in all of the Space (except for maybe Mars).

People talk about the “Man in the moon” and I can totally see it. The moon is always looking like a smug sexist pig who likes to go out and get yucky with the boys on Saturday nights. Like I can totally picture the moon sneakily like, encouraging Venus to get drunk on some of the ole’ Space Juice and then taking her back to his Space for some Meteor-cre sex. The moon is a rape apologist.

So yeah, anyhow I’m getting off track. It was the year of 1969 (a very ableist, heteronormative, and sexist year, not long after the horrific 1950s) and Russia and the US were having a problematic “Space Race.” I don’t know if Putin was the Russian Führer back then, but I know that our president was Harry Lee Kennedy in those days.

It was really tense, like REALLY tense, in the world that year because the Ice Cold war going on and Russia and the US both wanted to be cooler (get it? cool as in cold, that’s where the name comes from) and have more swag than the other. Russia had beamed up a couple of monkeys, Russians and some humans, but they hadn’t landed on the moon. Still, their Swagometer was shooting up like a rocket (if you’ll pardon the pun) and the US needed to do this totally cool move to one-up them. It was kind of like when me and Holly had a competition where we competed about who could do DP with two black guys first, but instead of a two big black bratwursts being the goal, it was landing on the moon. (I won btw lol.)

What I wrote above, about the Cold War and poo poo, is the OFFICIAL story—what’s in the history books right this moment. But I know the TRUTH. What I’m about to tell you now fucktards might, like, buh-low your minds, so buckle up and Prepare. For. loving. Liftoff—The Cold War thing was, in fact, but a mere veneer, a convenient excuse, placed thinly over the real war that was going on. The War on Women.

Don’t believe me? Well, then, you’re cunty. This is how it all obviously went down. The US and the Russia’s leaders were actually really good pals. Sometime in the 60s, while the public was too high on acid to notice, they met at the Patriarchy HQs in secret and planned meticumusly how the faked Space Race could be maximumly oppressive to women. Then they hired NASA (which sounds suspiciously much like NAZI), an evil organization founded by kooky, geeky Male stargazers who in turn planned the moon-ing project. NASA hired the most brilliant Rocket Scientists in the land, who were of course all strong, fierce women of color, and they all accepted the job on the false pretense that they would be making a laser beam that could make the moon rainbow-colored. When they learned the truth, that the mission wasn’t Gay Pride-related at all, but was all about successfully faking a Man walking on the moon so as to like, solidify gender norms and make men look better than women or whatever, it was too late for them to turn back.

The WOC worked tirelessly on creating a believable fake moon landing; meanwhile the NASA men were busy sitting around making obscene gestures with their toes, eating French fries and playing with their pocket puppets while looking at the workers’ swarthy derrieres. It took many months of planning and building. But then, when it was all done, they fired off a big EMPTY fake rocket and broadcasted it on the TV. Then they got the two current low-life janitors who were mopping floors at the NASA offices, Lance Armstrong and Buzz “Buzzcut” Aldrin, to star in the moon landing clip, which filmed right in the studio that had been built under the dripping sweat of Black Womyn. The vid of the two janitors skipping around in fugly space costumes was uploaded to YouTube and the rest is history.

When the (moon) dust had settled and the re-entry to Earth had been faked, the negative effects started affecting women. It became clear that the Patriarchy really succeeded with what they’d been, like, trying to do. They made men look good, they kept the female rocket engineers out of the spotlight, and they made everyone believe that MAN-kind had landed on the moon. That’s not HUMYN-kind, no I’m not making this up, they actually called it a giant step for MAN-kind. OMFG?!!!

So what effect did this whole thing have on women? Well, it loving destroyed an entire generation of women’s confidence. Seeing all those MALE astronauts jumping around on the moon made them totally like, lose morale and the courage to be astronauts themselves. If you would have asked girls in 1968 what they wanted to be when they grew up, you’d surely get a choir of “ASTRONAUT,” but after images of under-representation on the moon had been beamed across the planet Earth, it was back to horrible and sexist jobs such as “Vet, Nurse or Kindergarten Teacher.”

But the oppression doesn’t stop there, Oh no, it gets worse. Like a million gazillion of taxpayers’ money was used to like buy all the rocket equipment and unchic Space-costumes (they were not even Prada or ‘Sace, probably Walmart), that’s money right out the pocket of strong independent womyn (many of them of color). This made strong, independent single mothers’ lives SUPER hard, and they couldn’t buy food or nail polish or anything, so they (along with their spawn) like almost starved. That’s why old people (who were kids then) are retarded to this day.

Phew! Now that’s off my chest, and no, that’s not rambling, that’s loving LECTURING.

Look sexists. If you don’t believe me now. There’s no hope for you. At. loving. All. The “moon Landing” was just one big PPP (Patriarchal Power Play) to keep women in the kitchen and crush little girls’ astronaut dreams. If you still believe man walked on the moon, you’re a misogynist and I hate you. TC mark

yea

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
i respect it tom. find her instagram and stalk the hell out of her

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Thirteenth Step posted:

People always tell me that Lance Armstrong took the first human steps on the moon and said, “One small step for mankind. One leap for a giant man.” He didn’t, really. At all—because the moon landing was faked in order to keep women down.

This is fact. I really shouldn’t have to give an argument as to why or how—it’s so loving obvious. But since you loving brainwashed sexist shitlords, who totally believe everything the Patriarchy tells you, haven’t, like, realized it yet or whatever, I guess I’m gonna have to lay down some truth. Urrggh.

So I was on Facebook, totally being a warrior princess in the comment section of an abhorrent page called “Bodybuilders against Feminism” when my pretty, sparkling eyes were like caught by the moon outside the window. It was so shiny, like radiant, kinda like my supple 23-year-old skin (but with craters, something I definitely don’t have on my glowing face). It was a full moon, and I was kinda hoping that the totally HAWT werewolf guy from Teen Wolf would come tear my Lulu Lemons off and ravage me wolfy-style. Lol. Anyways, I’ve always thought of the moon as rather sexist. There’s no doubt in my mind that it’s the most sexist celeryestial, celi-bestial(?) body in all of the Space (except for maybe Mars).

People talk about the “Man in the moon” and I can totally see it. The moon is always looking like a smug sexist pig who likes to go out and get yucky with the boys on Saturday nights. Like I can totally picture the moon sneakily like, encouraging Venus to get drunk on some of the ole’ Space Juice and then taking her back to his Space for some Meteor-cre sex. The moon is a rape apologist.

So yeah, anyhow I’m getting off track. It was the year of 1969 (a very ableist, heteronormative, and sexist year, not long after the horrific 1950s) and Russia and the US were having a problematic “Space Race.” I don’t know if Putin was the Russian Führer back then, but I know that our president was Harry Lee Kennedy in those days.

It was really tense, like REALLY tense, in the world that year because the Ice Cold war going on and Russia and the US both wanted to be cooler (get it? cool as in cold, that’s where the name comes from) and have more swag than the other. Russia had beamed up a couple of monkeys, Russians and some humans, but they hadn’t landed on the moon. Still, their Swagometer was shooting up like a rocket (if you’ll pardon the pun) and the US needed to do this totally cool move to one-up them. It was kind of like when me and Holly had a competition where we competed about who could do DP with two black guys first, but instead of a two big black bratwursts being the goal, it was landing on the moon. (I won btw lol.)

What I wrote above, about the Cold War and poo poo, is the OFFICIAL story—what’s in the history books right this moment. But I know the TRUTH. What I’m about to tell you now fucktards might, like, buh-low your minds, so buckle up and Prepare. For. loving. Liftoff—The Cold War thing was, in fact, but a mere veneer, a convenient excuse, placed thinly over the real war that was going on. The War on Women.

Don’t believe me? Well, then, you’re cunty. This is how it all obviously went down. The US and the Russia’s leaders were actually really good pals. Sometime in the 60s, while the public was too high on acid to notice, they met at the Patriarchy HQs in secret and planned meticumusly how the faked Space Race could be maximumly oppressive to women. Then they hired NASA (which sounds suspiciously much like NAZI), an evil organization founded by kooky, geeky Male stargazers who in turn planned the moon-ing project. NASA hired the most brilliant Rocket Scientists in the land, who were of course all strong, fierce women of color, and they all accepted the job on the false pretense that they would be making a laser beam that could make the moon rainbow-colored. When they learned the truth, that the mission wasn’t Gay Pride-related at all, but was all about successfully faking a Man walking on the moon so as to like, solidify gender norms and make men look better than women or whatever, it was too late for them to turn back.

The WOC worked tirelessly on creating a believable fake moon landing; meanwhile the NASA men were busy sitting around making obscene gestures with their toes, eating French fries and playing with their pocket puppets while looking at the workers’ swarthy derrieres. It took many months of planning and building. But then, when it was all done, they fired off a big EMPTY fake rocket and broadcasted it on the TV. Then they got the two current low-life janitors who were mopping floors at the NASA offices, Lance Armstrong and Buzz “Buzzcut” Aldrin, to star in the moon landing clip, which filmed right in the studio that had been built under the dripping sweat of Black Womyn. The vid of the two janitors skipping around in fugly space costumes was uploaded to YouTube and the rest is history.

When the (moon) dust had settled and the re-entry to Earth had been faked, the negative effects started affecting women. It became clear that the Patriarchy really succeeded with what they’d been, like, trying to do. They made men look good, they kept the female rocket engineers out of the spotlight, and they made everyone believe that MAN-kind had landed on the moon. That’s not HUMYN-kind, no I’m not making this up, they actually called it a giant step for MAN-kind. OMFG?!!!

So what effect did this whole thing have on women? Well, it loving destroyed an entire generation of women’s confidence. Seeing all those MALE astronauts jumping around on the moon made them totally like, lose morale and the courage to be astronauts themselves. If you would have asked girls in 1968 what they wanted to be when they grew up, you’d surely get a choir of “ASTRONAUT,” but after images of under-representation on the moon had been beamed across the planet Earth, it was back to horrible and sexist jobs such as “Vet, Nurse or Kindergarten Teacher.”

But the oppression doesn’t stop there, Oh no, it gets worse. Like a million gazillion of taxpayers’ money was used to like buy all the rocket equipment and unchic Space-costumes (they were not even Prada or ‘Sace, probably Walmart), that’s money right out the pocket of strong independent womyn (many of them of color). This made strong, independent single mothers’ lives SUPER hard, and they couldn’t buy food or nail polish or anything, so they (along with their spawn) like almost starved. That’s why old people (who were kids then) are retarded to this day.

Phew! Now that’s off my chest, and no, that’s not rambling, that’s loving LECTURING.

Look sexists. If you don’t believe me now. There’s no hope for you. At. loving. All. The “moon Landing” was just one big PPP (Patriarchal Power Play) to keep women in the kitchen and crush little girls’ astronaut dreams. If you still believe man walked on the moon, you’re a misogynist and I hate you. TC mark

stfu

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


no u

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Mr. Mambold posted:

Did you ever see Johnny Winter live?

I didn't, but yesterday I got to watch Buddy Guy play to 15,000 half-awake tech geeks at the Microsoft thing, motherfuckers couldn't be arsed to sing the riiiiiiiiiiide sally ride part of Mustang Sally, gently caress them all

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Thirteenth Step posted:

People always tell me that Lance Armstrong took the first human steps on the moon and said, “One small step for mankind. One leap for a giant man.” He didn’t, really. At all—because the moon landing was faked in order to keep women down.

This is fact. I really shouldn’t have to give an argument as to why or how—it’s so loving obvious. But since you loving brainwashed sexist shitlords, who totally believe everything the Patriarchy tells you, haven’t, like, realized it yet or whatever, I guess I’m gonna have to lay down some truth. Urrggh.

So I was on Facebook, totally being a warrior princess in the comment section of an abhorrent page called “Bodybuilders against Feminism” when my pretty, sparkling eyes were like caught by the moon outside the window. It was so shiny, like radiant, kinda like my supple 23-year-old skin (but with craters, something I definitely don’t have on my glowing face). It was a full moon, and I was kinda hoping that the totally HAWT werewolf guy from Teen Wolf would come tear my Lulu Lemons off and ravage me wolfy-style. Lol. Anyways, I’ve always thought of the moon as rather sexist. There’s no doubt in my mind that it’s the most sexist celeryestial, celi-bestial(?) body in all of the Space (except for maybe Mars).

People talk about the “Man in the moon” and I can totally see it. The moon is always looking like a smug sexist pig who likes to go out and get yucky with the boys on Saturday nights. Like I can totally picture the moon sneakily like, encouraging Venus to get drunk on some of the ole’ Space Juice and then taking her back to his Space for some Meteor-cre sex. The moon is a rape apologist.

So yeah, anyhow I’m getting off track. It was the year of 1969 (a very ableist, heteronormative, and sexist year, not long after the horrific 1950s) and Russia and the US were having a problematic “Space Race.” I don’t know if Putin was the Russian Führer back then, but I know that our president was Harry Lee Kennedy in those days.

It was really tense, like REALLY tense, in the world that year because the Ice Cold war going on and Russia and the US both wanted to be cooler (get it? cool as in cold, that’s where the name comes from) and have more swag than the other. Russia had beamed up a couple of monkeys, Russians and some humans, but they hadn’t landed on the moon. Still, their Swagometer was shooting up like a rocket (if you’ll pardon the pun) and the US needed to do this totally cool move to one-up them. It was kind of like when me and Holly had a competition where we competed about who could do DP with two black guys first, but instead of a two big black bratwursts being the goal, it was landing on the moon. (I won btw lol.)

What I wrote above, about the Cold War and poo poo, is the OFFICIAL story—what’s in the history books right this moment. But I know the TRUTH. What I’m about to tell you now fucktards might, like, buh-low your minds, so buckle up and Prepare. For. loving. Liftoff—The Cold War thing was, in fact, but a mere veneer, a convenient excuse, placed thinly over the real war that was going on. The War on Women.

Don’t believe me? Well, then, you’re cunty. This is how it all obviously went down. The US and the Russia’s leaders were actually really good pals. Sometime in the 60s, while the public was too high on acid to notice, they met at the Patriarchy HQs in secret and planned meticumusly how the faked Space Race could be maximumly oppressive to women. Then they hired NASA (which sounds suspiciously much like NAZI), an evil organization founded by kooky, geeky Male stargazers who in turn planned the moon-ing project. NASA hired the most brilliant Rocket Scientists in the land, who were of course all strong, fierce women of color, and they all accepted the job on the false pretense that they would be making a laser beam that could make the moon rainbow-colored. When they learned the truth, that the mission wasn’t Gay Pride-related at all, but was all about successfully faking a Man walking on the moon so as to like, solidify gender norms and make men look better than women or whatever, it was too late for them to turn back.

The WOC worked tirelessly on creating a believable fake moon landing; meanwhile the NASA men were busy sitting around making obscene gestures with their toes, eating French fries and playing with their pocket puppets while looking at the workers’ swarthy derrieres. It took many months of planning and building. But then, when it was all done, they fired off a big EMPTY fake rocket and broadcasted it on the TV. Then they got the two current low-life janitors who were mopping floors at the NASA offices, Lance Armstrong and Buzz “Buzzcut” Aldrin, to star in the moon landing clip, which filmed right in the studio that had been built under the dripping sweat of Black Womyn. The vid of the two janitors skipping around in fugly space costumes was uploaded to YouTube and the rest is history.

When the (moon) dust had settled and the re-entry to Earth had been faked, the negative effects started affecting women. It became clear that the Patriarchy really succeeded with what they’d been, like, trying to do. They made men look good, they kept the female rocket engineers out of the spotlight, and they made everyone believe that MAN-kind had landed on the moon. That’s not HUMYN-kind, no I’m not making this up, they actually called it a giant step for MAN-kind. OMFG?!!!

So what effect did this whole thing have on women? Well, it loving destroyed an entire generation of women’s confidence. Seeing all those MALE astronauts jumping around on the moon made them totally like, lose morale and the courage to be astronauts themselves. If you would have asked girls in 1968 what they wanted to be when they grew up, you’d surely get a choir of “ASTRONAUT,” but after images of under-representation on the moon had been beamed across the planet Earth, it was back to horrible and sexist jobs such as “Vet, Nurse or Kindergarten Teacher.”

But the oppression doesn’t stop there, Oh no, it gets worse. Like a million gazillion of taxpayers’ money was used to like buy all the rocket equipment and unchic Space-costumes (they were not even Prada or ‘Sace, probably Walmart), that’s money right out the pocket of strong independent womyn (many of them of color). This made strong, independent single mothers’ lives SUPER hard, and they couldn’t buy food or nail polish or anything, so they (along with their spawn) like almost starved. That’s why old people (who were kids then) are retarded to this day.

Phew! Now that’s off my chest, and no, that’s not rambling, that’s loving LECTURING.

Look sexists. If you don’t believe me now. There’s no hope for you. At. loving. All. The “moon Landing” was just one big PPP (Patriarchal Power Play) to keep women in the kitchen and crush little girls’ astronaut dreams. If you still believe man walked on the moon, you’re a misogynist and I hate you. TC mark

At no point did I ever stand a chance of reading this, and certainly not tonight.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



aesop jones posted:

I didn't, but yesterday I got to watch Buddy Guy play to 15,000 half-awake tech geeks at the Microsoft thing, motherfuckers couldn't be arsed to sing the riiiiiiiiiiide sally ride part of Mustang Sally, gently caress them all

What a great chance to rid the planet of 15k shitbags all in one place. Buddy Guy is older than dirt, he's amazing. Johnny W made it to 70 which is like 140 in R & R years so

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

I miss greg

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

fat greasy puto posted:

i respect it tom. find her instagram and stalk the hell out of her

Lets pretend this is her http://taylorcoolpants.vsco.co

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



the temptation to troll dnd tonight is overwhelming

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I would love to trash that girls pussy. Cause hundreds of dollars in damage to her pussy

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012


ive had her

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Hegay posted:

ive had her

Thats right in my wheelhouse, wholesome white women mmmm

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Mr. Mambold posted:

What a great chance to rid the planet of 15k shitbags all in one place. Buddy Guy is older than dirt, he's amazing. Johnny W made it to 70 which is like 140 in R & R years so

Buddy Guy is the law, you are crime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6tdlmx_GO4

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

Thats right in my wheelhouse, wholesome white women mmmm

The kind who can give you a son who ends up owning sjws on social media.. wowzer

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


theres a thunderstorm and the staffie is very scared

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

African AIDS cum posted:

Did the guy jizz in, or on you (no homo, in fact feel sick just writing this)

Nope we just noshed each other off for a bit with no ejaculation then he wanted to do more and I didn't because I had a terrifying moment of clarity and realisation that maybe I didn't wanna blow or be blowed by a man anymore

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
:barf:

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


the staffie is just running around the top floor of the house into everyones bedrooms i think hes calming down now though

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Chris de Sperg posted:

the staffie is just running around the top floor of the house into everyones bedrooms i think hes calming down now though

the big staff man

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Butterfly Valley posted:

Nope we just noshed each other off for a bit with no ejaculation then he wanted to do more and I didn't because I had a terrifying moment of clarity and realisation that maybe I didn't wanna blow or be blowed by a man anymore

gently caress that is so disgusting lol i know its 2014 sorry but i want to vomit thinking about it haha. I mean seriously

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
A few months ago I went to take a piss in a gas stations restroom and there two guys loving

That place reeked of piss and these fags were just going at it right there in broad daylight...

And it's not like they couldn't afford a room because their car was parked outside they just wanted to gently caress in that disgusting place

Faggots have no shame I bet they weren't even on truvada

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
We just went down and jumped in the creek, nothing like that ice cold glacier water to put it all in perspective. Beautiful.

As my favorite stoic alpha roman emperor once said;

"No man jumps in the same creek twice, because it isn't the same water, and he may have undertaken HRT so he is a woman now"
-Marcus Aureliis

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

El Hefe posted:

A few months ago I went to take a piss in a gas stations restroom and there two guys loving

That place reeked of piss and these fags were just going at it right there in broad daylight...

And it's not like they couldn't afford a room because their car was parked outside they just wanted to gently caress in that disgusting place

Faggots have no shame I bet they weren't even on truvada

Uh wow *is laughing* bigot much? *tries to look serious but is cracking up* really?? Are you from the stone age? *secretly deep down nods*

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


josip broz tifo posted:

the big staff man
he is two of those three

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

aesop jones posted:

I didn't, but yesterday I got to watch Buddy Guy play to 15,000 half-awake tech geeks at the Microsoft thing, motherfuckers couldn't be arsed to sing the riiiiiiiiiiide sally ride part of Mustang Sally, gently caress them all

corporate av is some big time fail

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



tom how is your tuberculosis?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I had a homosexual experience once but I've had more heterosexual fucks than most of you idgaf it was all formative

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Suqit have you seen boyhood yet apart from everything else amazing about it it reads like a love letter to your state I can't wait to visit in april, 2015

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Butterfly Valley posted:

I had a homosexual experience once but I've had more heterosexual fucks than most of you idgaf it was all formative

i experience a homosexual every time you post haha tbp

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
https://twitter.com/NAT_AIDS_Trust/status/489912544883380224

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Aug 31, 2004


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Butterfly Valley posted:

I had a homosexual experience once but I've had more heterosexual fucks than most of you idgaf it was all formative

good for you

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