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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Today I saw Jim Ross. He talked about how the following "Jamaican Sex Video" was his favorite video featuring him on the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg

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Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Oh my god Funk's Grill was amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xj6Tsilvzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucc4FGfmWiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fYyYDxMxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXuaUw2D7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EecG-OaUNKw

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Terry Funk is the greatest of all time and if he could have stuck out the WWF scheduled he'd have been one of the biggest names in wrestling today. Bigger than he is now, I mean.

Jayou
Mar 14, 2007

Sparkly Vampires are Wrestlicious!
How does this man not have some kind of award for his endless acting skills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhwHPiOKQyI

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Jayou posted:

How does this man not have some kind of award for his endless acting skills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhwHPiOKQyI

Hulk stole a lot of gimmicks and just kept doing the Hulk Hogan thing. He'd dress up like Taker and still do a Hogan promo. He called himself Terry Bollea and tried to be Steve Austin and still cut the Hogan promo.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Bob Backlund at his Bob Backlundest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVp_6Kl_a_Y

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
A reminder that Stephanie wasn't always awesome. (And has always had an ego about her looks/sex appeal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0s-8w-nMRc

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Brightened up an otherwise crappy day. Thanks, Jim. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0UB-0FetQc&feature=youtu.be

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Psycho heel Backlund was absolutely amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVEyE9F-fGQ

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Gaz-L posted:

A reminder that Stephanie wasn't always awesome. (And has always had an ego about her looks/sex appeal)

...but that voice, dear lord! :gonk:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Psycho heel Backlund was absolutely amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVEyE9F-fGQ

I remember Nash saying that Backlund is cool in his books because after beating Bob, Bob sold the loss huge by literally crawling back to the locker room to sell the Jackknife.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Mayostard posted:

...but that voice, dear lord! :gonk:

I completely forgot/repressed she sounded like that back then.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Young Scott Steiner looks just like John Malkovitch.

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.
I made a version of the Raw Sting trailer without the 2k15 stuff. I think it's pretty rad.

http://youtu.be/h1MgnEQeSzA

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Gaz-L posted:

A reminder that Stephanie wasn't always awesome. (And has always had an ego about her looks/sex appeal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0s-8w-nMRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XBkESHr58

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Happy Happyist posted:

I made a version of the Raw Sting trailer without the 2k15 stuff. I think it's pretty rad.

http://youtu.be/h1MgnEQeSzA

It's not the same without the crowd's crushing disappointment at the end.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Let's watch Diesel promos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xswRAhqqJyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsojg6oBbQ

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding
To be honest, I only really remember two things about Nash, The Fingerpoke of Doom and him injuring himself on RAW during a 6-man tag match. I watched WWF and WCW throughout the 90's, but that's all that really springs to mind.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
He had some hilariously bad matches in TNA too

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



He was pretty awesome as part of Paparazzi Productions, being the 'mentor' to Lethal, Aries, Ki, Dutt, Sabin and Shelley, those segments certainly rank among the most entertaing stuff TNA has ever produced.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Germansimp posted:

He was pretty awesome as part of Paparazzi Productions, being the 'mentor' to Lethal, Aries, Ki, Dutt, Sabin and Shelley, those segments certainly rank among the most entertaing stuff TNA has ever produced.

Basically, Kevin Nash was a great manager trapped in a terrible wrestler's body.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Not really. The only person to get over in those segments was Kevin Nash. Everyone else looked like a joke.

I mean, I loved it, but it was made for Nash.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Not really. The only person to get over in those segments was Kevin Nash. Everyone else looked like a joke.

I mean, I loved it, but it was made for Nash.

The best thing about those segments looking back is how juiced Sonjay Dutt got a couple years later.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
It's not really for this thread but this'll show just how bad Nash really was.

Spends most of the match taking a nap because his cardio sucks, hits two moves, wins.

TNA used AJ Styles to get Kevin Nash over in 2009.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfp0NLNn3oI

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm in a mood to watch Chris Sabin matches; what are some of the best ones?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Writer Cath posted:

I'm in a mood to watch Chris Sabin matches; what are some of the best ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjJd1twAJag

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
He had a really fun match with Joe early in Joe's TNA run. Standard plucky babyface gets fed to the monster heel stuff, but the build was good, and Sabin managed to get the crowd to buy into him maybe defeating the beast, which was patently absurd at that point in the angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxCRuw04tBg

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Powerbombs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R03jWZYyCs

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Remember that time Sting sent a Sting army after the nWo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfF1oawTrs

I'm not even sure what Sting's plan was supposed to be here, but I guess it worked? Also nice to see that Sting in a Sting mask wasn't just a TNA thing.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
How many times has sting taken a sting mask off to reveal himself underneath?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Rhonne posted:

Remember that time Sting sent a Sting army after the nWo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfF1oawTrs

I'm not even sure what Sting's plan was supposed to be here, but I guess it worked? Also nice to see that Sting in a Sting mask wasn't just a TNA thing.

2 best parts of that are Hogan recoiling like he'd just poo poo himself. And them going off the air with Piper screaming "AHLL KILL YOU!" like a genuine maniac.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKKj7hDxcRs#t=77

Josh Prohibition cuts an interesting promo.....

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKKj7hDxcRs#t=77

Josh Prohibition cuts an interesting promo.....
Watch this. This is a good loving promo.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Flameingblack posted:

Watch this. This is a good loving promo.

It kinda starts out poorly with him stumbling over his words a little and sounding a bit awkward, but once he gets a bit personal and bring up Austin sonning Matt Cross on National TV, it gets good. By the end of the promo, I wanted to see Matt get his rear end kicked.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



El Gallinero Gros posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKKj7hDxcRs#t=77

Josh Prohibition cuts an interesting promo.....

Can't say I have heard much, if anything from Josh Prohibition, but holy poo poo, that is a seriously excellent promo.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

While we're primed for great promos, check out this Iron Sheik https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB3NNc2VMlA

A trio of great but underseen Sting matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDtmmqj1iJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ9d8drp7Sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WDPgXzl3n0

Del Raminos fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jul 20, 2014

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXRKxLyz1o
the legend. They should use this to promote the Network. Get those numbers up.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

LvK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXRKxLyz1o
the legend. They should use this to promote the Network. Get those numbers up.

Amazing they apparently still played that after Flair quit the company.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

The Natural Born Thrillas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riluy4huxes

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
For those of you who missed Nitro here is the new Fabulous Ones music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raed4-Wn79w

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