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Excels posted:
Ummm...how do you know what he smells like? 
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Excels posted:
"If a guy cums fast, you should be happy. If a guy doesn't cum at all. you should still be happy. If a guy is any certain way in bed you should sing his praises for being that way. Oh god I'm so insecure"
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Jul 18, 2014 06:55
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So apparently on board the plane that got shot down there were some important and well known HIV/AIDS researchers. How long till the conspiracy theories crop up on FB and the like saying that the Illuminati or whoever else did it?
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Jul 18, 2014 07:07
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Tracula posted:So apparently on board the plane that got shot down there were some important and well known HIV/AIDS researchers. How long till the conspiracy theories crop up on FB and the like saying that the Illuminati or whoever else did it?
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Jul 18, 2014 07:10
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yeah this dude's a virgin
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Jul 18, 2014 07:43
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Any hiccup in sexual relations are 100% the female's fault. There are NO exceptions. None. Ever.
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Jul 18, 2014 10:10
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Picnic Princess posted:Any hiccup in sexual relations are 100% the female's fault. There are NO exceptions. None. Ever. Premature ejaculation is totally women's fault. Specifically, their vagina's.
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Jul 18, 2014 10:17
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Tracula posted:So apparently on board the plane that got shot down there were some important and well known HIV/AIDS researchers. How long till the conspiracy theories crop up on FB and the like saying that the Illuminati or whoever else did it? Regarding MH17 I had someone share a picture of the crash site which had a dead baby in it with the comment "found the missing plane". Unfriended that fucker.
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Jul 18, 2014 10:51
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It's true, but the version with US would not be false either
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Jul 18, 2014 11:35
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 All I replied with was something like, "Since when have you guys ever been quiet?"
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Jul 18, 2014 13:10
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 Hahaha I'm not intending racism so it's not racist guys.
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Jul 18, 2014 13:37
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"It's funny because black people" Truly a joke worth making.
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Jul 18, 2014 13:40
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Tracula posted:So apparently on board the plane that got shot down there were some important and well known HIV/AIDS researchers. How long till the conspiracy theories crop up on FB and the like saying that the Illuminati or whoever else did it? Pretty sure a couple of people were already bringing up conspiracy theories about it while I was on break at work yesterday.
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Jul 18, 2014 13:49
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Tracula posted:
Stupid piece of poo poo can't even get the premise right. Jesus is the son, God is the father.
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Jul 18, 2014 13:51
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That's not how that meme works, either.
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Jul 18, 2014 14:00
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Melaneus posted:Stupid piece of poo poo can't even get the premise right. Some denominations will use them interchangeably depending on their interpretation of the trinity. I've heard a southern baptist say "When Jesus created the universe..." Which, regardless of your religious beliefs or non-beliefs, just strikes the ear wrong.
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Jul 18, 2014 14:18
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Scarf posted:Some denominations will use them interchangeably depending on their interpretation of the trinity. Yeah, it's a denomination thing, some believe in the Godhead as a singular being, some believe they're separate entities.
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Jul 18, 2014 14:32
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Yeah, the "Father, Son and Holy Ghost" are often seen as a singular entity. It still doesn't really work because... i mean one of the most famous things Jesus was sort of was come back.
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Jul 18, 2014 14:36
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Yeah it's agreed they're part of a whole (or else it wouldn't be much of a trinity) but one of the very first theological arguments in Christianity is just how autonomous each part is.
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Jul 18, 2014 14:37
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah it's agreed they're part of a whole (or else it wouldn't be much of a trinity) but one of the very first theological arguments in Christianity is just how autonomous each part is. That's not even remotely true according to many different teachings. My former (Catholic) church's priest once said the way he could tell who was Protestant or not was if they said "for God," or "for Jesus." Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Jul 18, 2014 |
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Jul 18, 2014 14:49
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Wasabi the J posted:That's not even remotely true according to many different teachings. Yeah well feel free to prove it. 
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Jul 18, 2014 14:52
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Goddamn I am just DONE with social media. A story about being able to count polar bears from space since they are just white dots (and if it moves, its a polar bear) and then the loving climate change deniers sprout up. "WELL I GUESS DAVID SUZUKI IS A LIAR - TONS OF POLAR BEARS HERE" Society is hosed up. I can't stand it anymore. Everyone is a loving idiot. The lady checking out your groceries? A loving idiot. That guy buying some bananas? A loving idiot. Also all news feeds are littered with "THEY STILL CANT FIND THE OTHER MALAYSIAN FLIGHT" No poo poo! The ocean is loving HUGE - its gone, it sucks, but it's not like they didnt try.
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Jul 18, 2014 15:28
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Friend of a friend posted this yesterday:quote:Just saw a report on local news. THEY say, who knows who came up with this, 1 out of 5 children don't where their next meal is coming from in SC. Know lots of kids here, everyone of them know where their next meal is coming from. This is how they indoctrinate more democrats. Sounds terrible and you want to do something about it. Be Smart and doubt what you hear. The communist made a science out of propaganda, liberals take it to the next step. THINK! Yes, just because every affluent kid you know eats regular meals, clearly the LIBERAL MEDIA is skewing figures and flat out lying to try and indoctrinate more democrats. And since I literally do this kind of poo poo for a living, I looked it up as best I could: In South Carolina, 22.8% of children lived below the poverty line last year according to the Census' ACS data. So yeah, basically 1 in 5 if you want to correlate poverty status with access to regular meals.
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Jul 18, 2014 15:35
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Scarf posted:Friend of a friend posted this yesterday: The grammar on that hurt my brain.
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Jul 18, 2014 15:37
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Vintersorg posted:Goddamn I am just DONE with social media. It's false, because the polar bears live in snow.
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Jul 18, 2014 15:40
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I love how that last comment gets cut off mid-sentence, much like how they would be if they were speaking in real life to a real black person
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Jul 18, 2014 15:51
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When did poor Kermit do to get turned into a meme where people vent their Passive-Aggressive opinions?
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Jul 18, 2014 15:55
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:It's false, because the polar bears live in snow. http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/polar-bear-populations-can-be-monitored-by-satellite-1.2710341?cmp=fbtl
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Jul 18, 2014 15:58
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:When did poor Kermit do to get turned into a meme where people vent their Passive-Aggressive opinions? June 17th, 2014, according to knowyourmeme.com, but it started being a twitter thing two days later.
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Jul 18, 2014 15:59
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Vintersorg posted:Goddamn I am just DONE with social media. Woah dude calm down. Go outside, go lift some weights, eat some ice cream, do something other than stew in the poo poo heap of the internet. In other social idiots news: who's at fault when a man can't get his plumbing to fill up?
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Jul 18, 2014 18:47
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DemeaninDemon posted:In other social idiots news: who's at fault when a man can't get his plumbing to fill up? Besides Obama?
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Jul 18, 2014 18:57
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DemeaninDemon posted:In other social idiots news: who's at fault when a man can't get his plumbing to fill up? is this some kind of euphemism?
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Jul 18, 2014 18:59
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trapped mouse posted:Besides Obama? Obama: The reason we can't get erections.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:11
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More from this furry guy.  
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Jul 18, 2014 19:25
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Excels posted:More from this furry guy. Sever. Although I'm assuming you're keeping the guy around just for thread material.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:32
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Tracula posted:Sever. Although I'm assuming you're keeping the guy around just for thread material. Yeah. He's an ex-boyfriend of a friend of a friend of mine.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:33
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Hope I am not too late for Thor chat- Thor is currently the All Father in comics, taking the seat after the death of Odin, so it will probably just be his daughter. Or Valkyrie.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:36
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Excels posted:More from this furry guy. "This is my daughter, dumbass." The guy's comment makes me imagine that he cringes his face like a baby pooping every time he shares a lovely joke. It makes me unreasonably angry.
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Jul 18, 2014 19:38
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 My favorite thing, besides the oversimplification of taxation as a concept, is the hammer and sickle "x" in "extorted".
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Jul 18, 2014 21:06
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Black helicopters comin' across the border, puppet masters for the New World Order:       And because no music video would be complete with out this sort of comment: 
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