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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
i am going to bring back my old account and randomly start posting in here slowly and watch as you realize it's me that you've been duped into thinking i am funny and interesting

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

African AIDS cum posted:

When i was 12-13 i was really into sex and doing sex, having it and doing good sex, the threesome kind, with naked babes

Imagine the son of that Jew byob ik when he's older "bitch I was getting my dick sucked and my rear end fingered when I was a baby"

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

When i was 12-13 i was really into sex and doing sex, having it and doing good sex, the threesome kind, with naked babes

i was living in madrid and learning that racism is good

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



anyone have the pussy cartel post? i need to reference it for my advanced stats on the sexual marketplace

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ciprian Maricon posted:

i thought you were an adult pc gaming virgin with a usb 3.0 foot pedal... tom... did you lie to me?

I played sports and was cool, had a gf, won a fight against alan who was the tallest kid in school. Had air jordans. Its Now as an adult I'm a nerdy loser who reads about bug chasing all day

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

El Hefe posted:

Imagine the son of that Jew byob ik when he's older "bitch I was getting my dick sucked and my rear end fingered when I was a baby"

Lmao

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
did you ever have pumps or la gear? you weren't cool if you didn't have both.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
i had the dee brown pumps even though he was a celtic

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


can you also, send me the pm

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

I played sports and was cool, had a gf, won a fight against alan who was the tallest kid in school. Had air jordans. Its Now as an adult I'm a nerdy loser who reads about bug chasing all day

imagine how cool our lives would be if we didn't post.. greg did the right thing

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
When I was in first grade I beat the crap out of a fourth grader I think it was and everyone in the school lifted me and they all cheered and stuff

Sounds fake but it isn't it really happened

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Hegay posted:

i was living in madrid and learning that racism is good

oh you lived in madrid, how interesting, oh you are saying racism is good, how funny

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Smokey posted:

i had the dee brown pumps even though he was a celtic

I had the len bias pumps they stopped working

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

African AIDS cum posted:

I had the len bias pumps they stopped working

Ugh.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



i had LA lights which light up when i ran and thats how the border patrol caught me

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

African AIDS cum posted:

I had the len bias pumps they stopped working

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
A kid in kindergarten attacked me with a pencil and I used my hand to cover and that pencil tip is still stuck in my hand to this day

I hope that kid died of aids

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

African AIDS cum posted:

I had the len bias pumps they stopped working

much like you, haha

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

African AIDS cum posted:

I had the len bias pumps they stopped working

oh no you loving didn't

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

El Hefe posted:

A kid in kindergarten attacked me with a pencil and I used my hand to cover and that pencil tip is still stuck in my hand to this day

I hope that kid died of aids

you aren't the first person i've heard of with pencil graphite stuck in their hand

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



African AIDS cum posted:

I had the len bias pumps they stopped working

this is umm **snicekrs** tom, this is just **holds back tears** problematic

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
nowadays i wear a different type of pumps

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Smokey posted:

nowadays i wear a different type of pumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Smokey posted:

nowadays i wear a different type of pumps

thats good, i have a different kind of bias as well

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Smokey posted:

nowadays i wear a different type of pumps

i bet you love jimmy choos

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Smokey posted:

nowadays i wear a different type of pumps

Yeah a penis pump to get to 3 inches at least lol

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Hegay posted:

thats good, i have a different kind of bias as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKM3pyktIXw

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

El Hefe posted:

Yeah a penis pump to get to 3 inches at least lol

:wtc:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
hi everyone its me, pissflaps

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

Pissflaps posted:

hi everyone its me, pissflaps

fuk off

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Pissflaps posted:

hi everyone its me, pissflaps

this is a troll free space

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The thread has turned on pissflaps

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
pissflaps has never trolled me, he is ok

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pissflaps is a big troll but he denies it

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647742&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post432372440

hahahahaha

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
how could a troll have feels this reals?

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
100 pages

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Hegay posted:

give bhyo post of the month

Gee shucks

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
bhyo that was such a good post

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chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




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PWM POTM December 2014
tom yesterday the beautiful pregnant woman on The Dig was talking about quinoa and it made me lol

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