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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i can only achieve orgasm in microgravity

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Pedantra

by Lowtax
"space"? wtf? thats not even like a thing though? kinda seems like nothing? and like it's complete poo poo?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Pedantra posted:

"space"? wtf? thats not even like a thing though? kinda seems like nothing? and like it's complete poo poo?

Don't get me started!

poverty goat



one cool thing about space is that to gently caress in space some degree of bdsm is required to keep you and your partner from bumping all around the cabin every time you thrust

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
have actually seen space? it sucks.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

space can suck my dick

Salmiakki


Bo-Pepper posted:

space can suck my dick

well, vacuums

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

space can suck my dick


Salmiakki posted:

well, vacuums

Salmiakki


what if you sucked spaces dick

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Salmiakki posted:

what if you sucked spaces dick

:aaaaa:

poverty goat



we are all made of star stuff so whenever you suck a dick you are sucking the dick of the universe

tao of lmao

Salmiakki posted:

what if you sucked spaces dick

I will do it and report back.

Salmiakki


gggiiimmmppp posted:

we are all made of star stuff so whenever you suck a dick you are sucking the dick of the universe

Salmiakki


Air Julio posted:

I will do it and report back.

i cant wait

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


gggiiimmmppp posted:

we are all made of star stuff so whenever you suck a dick you are sucking the dick of the universe

Can I eat space out instead?

joke_explainer


Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I'm a reactionary, pretending to be a liberal. I tell people I love space, for the progress, but actually I'm terrified by a darkness that has no name or end.

Salmiakki


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Can I eat space out instead?

space has no limits

tao of lmao

Salmiakki posted:

space has no limits

far out, man

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

yo space we gon get freaky once you go dark matter nothing else make yo heart go pitter patter

weird

by zen death robot

Pedantra posted:

"space"? wtf? thats not even like a thing though? kinda seems like nothing? and like it's complete poo poo?

Pedantra

by Lowtax

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I'm a reactionary, pretending to be a liberal. I tell people I love space, for the progress, but actually I'm terrified by a darkness that has no name or end.

Looke

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dogcrash truther

Pedantra posted:

"space"? wtf? thats not even like a thing though? kinda seems like nothing? and like it's complete poo poo?

bog pixie

lol at the edits

bog pixie

i have no idea what was in this thread before

bog pixie

Tezzor posted:

i poo poo my spacepant, when im in space (often)

poverty goat



space is a lot better at nothing than we are

for example this cloud of dust is as dense as space gets and it's a better vacuum than any vacuum we can make on earth



and our vacuums dont even look cool

we fuckin suck at space

joke_explainer


Ectral posted:

i have no idea what was in this thread before

it was about space control

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

maybe this thread should be about star control

dogcrash truther

Tezzor posted:

i like. i'm a big spacefag. i like to take ar ocket into space and touch myself there, where its always night

dogcrash truther

Tezzor posted:

space is the endless dick and balls I suck while imagining I'm stewie from family guy and I'm railing my mom gayly

bog pixie

Chinatown posted:

<------------------ space lover here

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

sometimes i close my eyes unzip my fly and let my wang waggle in SPACE

tao of lmao

Bo-Pepper posted:

maybe this thread should be about star control




I loving love this game

dogcrash truther

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

To see "space" is to see nothing. I think I understand.

dogcrash truther fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Jul 19, 2014

thewizardofshoe

Sometimes I smoke weed and think about space, which is like, far out man.

thewizardofshoe

Gravity but if it were set in space

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


LifeSizePotato posted:

In space, nobody can hear you scream, which can be convenient if you scream all the time, and for no reason, like I do

thewizardofshoe

Mission transcript from Apollo 10.

5 13 29 44 CDR Oh - Who did it?
05 13 29 _6 CMP Who did what?
05.13 29 47 LMP What?
05 13 29 4_ CDR Who did it? (Laughter)
05 13 29 51 LMP Where did that come from?
05 13 29 52 CDR Give me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating
through the air.
05 13 29 55 CMP I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine.
05 13 29 57 LMP I don't think it's one of mine.
05 13 29 59 CDR Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw
that away.
05 13 30 06 CMP God almighty.
05 lB 30 08 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 10 CDR What do you see?
05 13 30 12 CMP Nothing, that's enough for me.
05 13 30 16 LMP Yes.
05 13 30 18 CMP Nice going there.
05 13 30 20 LMP No more turds are going to fit in there.
05 13 30 23 CDR Is that waste compartment full?
05 13 30 26 CMP No, hell; there's nothing in there.
05 13 30 28 LMP It goes all the way down to the -
05 13 30 30 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 32 LMP Hell, when I got in there, I had to stick my hand
in there and ... - He put it in the bag, didn't
he? You guys been trying to stick it through there
with your fingers?

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


thewizardofshoe posted:

Mission transcript from Apollo 10.

5 13 29 44 CDR Oh - Who did it?
05 13 29 _6 CMP Who did what?
05.13 29 47 LMP What?
05 13 29 4_ CDR Who did it? (Laughter)
05 13 29 51 LMP Where did that come from?
05 13 29 52 CDR Give me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating
through the air.
05 13 29 55 CMP I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine.
05 13 29 57 LMP I don't think it's one of mine.
05 13 29 59 CDR Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw
that away.
05 13 30 06 CMP God almighty.
05 lB 30 08 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 10 CDR What do you see?
05 13 30 12 CMP Nothing, that's enough for me.
05 13 30 16 LMP Yes.
05 13 30 18 CMP Nice going there.
05 13 30 20 LMP No more turds are going to fit in there.
05 13 30 23 CDR Is that waste compartment full?
05 13 30 26 CMP No, hell; there's nothing in there.
05 13 30 28 LMP It goes all the way down to the -
05 13 30 30 SC (Laughter)
05 13 30 32 LMP Hell, when I got in there, I had to stick my hand
in there and ... - He put it in the bag, didn't
he? You guys been trying to stick it through there
with your fingers?

:patriot:

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