These hot men are about to blow- Let's Play Disaster: Day of Crisis

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Scribbleykins: Apr 29, 2010; Any scientist with the right background can brew his own booze.

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What do you mean electrolytes aren't used for brewing booze? That's silly!

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Well when all you have are chunks of TNE and an overly large water ration, all the world looks like a still!; Grimey Drawer

GUSTO! Hah, where would we be without you, Geop? We'd certainly not be having such a blast!

# ? Jul 18, 2014 00:44

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 16:46

Shei-kun: Dec 2, 2011; Screw you, physics!

Niggurath posted:

Hey look, we've finally gotten into new territory! And it's brimming with debris and innuendo and lasers. It's all pretty exciting and I know absolutely no one has been waiting to see it.

Quoting so people can see it, since it was the last post of the previous page.

I continue to enjoy the dynamics between Geop and Niggurath's puns and Panzer's constant threats to disconnect the call.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 03:18

FinalGamer: Aug 30, 2012; So the mystic script says.

Holy poo poo that pulse rifle is loving amazing :stare:

like jesus I never even got that, I finally saw a thing of this game I never even saw before.

I guess you could say that Ray's love life is DOA by this point, even if he can somehow save the girl.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 04:02

U.T. Raptor: May 11, 2010; Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

You flipped your car by hitting a cardboard box :allears:

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:12

Neruz: Jul 23, 2012; A paragon of manliness

U.T. Raptor posted:

You flipped your car by hitting a cardboard box

Only Ray's fists are powerful enough to destroy cardboard boxes.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 06:17

Sai-kun: Feb 6, 2011; Is it ever going to be enough, to love another and be loved?

Oh thank christ for another update. This LP has seriously been one of my faves. Y'all have such good chemistry!

# ? Jul 18, 2014 07:00

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

You guys keep calling it a laser or a pulse rifle, but it is clearly a Raygun.

# ? Jul 18, 2014 14:44

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

Magnetic North posted:

You guys keep calling it a laser or a pulse rifle, but it is clearly a Raygun.

There is no :frogout:

large enough.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 01:16

grancheater: May 1, 2013; Wine'em, dine'em, 69'em

# ? Jul 19, 2014 02:55

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Joey looks kind of like Ray in that picture.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:05

Kangra: May 7, 2012

So no one told you I was gonna do this, Ray
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like your car's forgotten how to steer
And we've been at every natural disaster of this year, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

You look so hungry, grab a burger from that crate
You shot my henchmen, now the death count's 308
Should I have warned you 'bout that tsunami?
Or remind you how you failed to rescue Steve, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

[Personally I prefer the idea that the Quakers have a gang.]

# ? Jul 19, 2014 06:36

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Thanks, now I have "It's like Ray on your wedding day" stuck in my head.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:06

Suspicious Cook: Oct 9, 2012; Onward to burgers!

gschmidl posted:

"It's like Ray on your wedding day"

I picture him kicking down the door to the reception, hustling over to the cake, and munching it down all at once like an oversized burger.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 07:08

Sai-kun: Feb 6, 2011; Is it ever going to be enough, to love another and be loved?

Kangra posted:

So no one told you I was gonna do this, Ray
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like your car's forgotten how to steer
And we've been at every natural disaster of this year, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

You look so hungry, grab a burger from that crate
You shot my henchmen, now the death count's 308
Should I have warned you 'bout that tsunami?
Or remind you how you failed to rescue Steve, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

[Personally I prefer the idea that the Quakers have a gang.]

oh my loving god

# ? Jul 19, 2014 08:43

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Suspicious Cook posted:

I picture him kicking down the door to the reception, hustling over to the cake, and munching it down all at once like an oversized burger.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 12:25

Geop: Oct 26, 2007

gschmidl posted:

Thanks, now I have "It's like Ray on your wedding day" stuck in my head.

But is it really, technically Ironic? :staredog:

# ? Jul 19, 2014 15:50

Tin Tim: Jun 4, 2012; Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Whaaaaaaat? Holy poo poo :stare:

I agree, Panzer.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 16:35

JesusGeorge: Apr 29, 2005; TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

gschmidl posted:

Thanks, now I have "It's like Ray on your wedding day" stuck in my head.

It's like Steve died, and just couldn't be saved
It's the Staminas that you just didn't take
'Cause you ate a huge hamburger

# ? Jul 19, 2014 16:42

Thesaya: May 17, 2011; I am a Plant.

The instant Friends was mentioned, smelly cat started playing in my head.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 19:11

FinalGamer: Aug 30, 2012; So the mystic script says.

Kangra posted:

So no one told you I was gonna do this, Ray
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like your car's forgotten how to steer
And we've been at every natural disaster of this year, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

You look so hungry, grab a burger from that crate
You shot my henchmen, now the death count's 308
Should I have warned you 'bout that tsunami?
Or remind you how you failed to rescue Steve, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

[Personally I prefer the idea that the Quakers have a gang.]

Bra.

Vo.

That was loving perfect.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 19:31

Kangra: May 7, 2012

Sai-kun posted:

oh my loving god

FinalGamer posted:

That was loving perfect.

Thanks. I've never been too good with games but I can alter verses.

# ? Jul 19, 2014 20:49

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

Geop posted:

But is it really, technically Ironic?

It's iRaynic.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 06:55

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Moon Slayer posted:

It's iRaynic.

Better hope that pun doesn't attract the iRay of Geop.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 07:48

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Kangra posted:

So no one told you I was gonna do this, Ray
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like your car's forgotten how to steer
And we've been at every natural disaster of this year, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

You look so hungry, grab a burger from that crate
You shot my henchmen, now the death count's 308
Should I have warned you 'bout that tsunami?
Or remind you how you failed to rescue Steve, but

I will rescue you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I will rescue you
(Or there's lava at your door)
I will rescue you
(But you can't save everyone)

[Personally I prefer the idea that the Quakers have a gang.]

This is awesome and all but it's bugging me that the chorus is in Ray's voice and the verses in one of the antagonists'. :saddowns:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 09:06

Thesaya: May 17, 2011; I am a Plant.

Kegluneq posted:

This is awesome and all but it's bugging me that the chorus is in Ray's voice and the verses in one of the antagonists'.

It is obviously a duet. :colbert:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 09:58

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Thesaya posted:

It is obviously a duet.

The last rescue of the game will be Ray saving the villain? That's...probably in character actually.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:40

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Kegluneq posted:

The last rescue of the game will be Ray saving the villain? That's...probably in character actually.

I think he'll just find out yet again that he can't save everybody.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:05

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Kegluneq posted:

The last rescue of the game will be Ray saving the villain? That's...probably in character actually.

Rescue the villain, only to shoot him in the face with the bazooka, when he glows purple.

Wait, that it. A boss battle featuring Ray alternating between shooting the bad guy and saving the bad guy for fifteen minutes. And then you get an unwinnable QTE. And then Ray goes "I can't save anyone!" clutching the nuclear detonator, and we cut to him finding out that the villain had a sister, thus setting up a sequel, where he tries to return the detonator.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:12

Geop: Oct 26, 2007

It's gonna be like the old thing where the protagonist goes "NO. I WON'T KILL YOU. I'D BE JUST AS BAD AS YOU ARE," only to end up killing them. Except Ray will kill him by trying to hold a door open for him or maybe forgetting to leave the A/C on in the rescue car while he's inside the store.

I think I need coffee

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:14

InspectorCarbonara: Jul 2, 2010; Evening, patrolmaaan.

At the end of the game Ray realises that he was the disaster all along and kills himself to save the remaining surge members from dying at his hands.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:19

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

No, the game will end with Ray explaining to the damsel, where he was hiding the compass all the time he was hit by waves and fires. He will start by "So, have you seen Pulp Fiction?"

# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:45

StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

The final disaster will be countrywide fan death, and the twist is that Ray both invented, and helped to build fans. This is why he truly cannot save everybody, since the relentless fans are already spinning in every home. The compass served to foreshadow this, since the magnetic blades are reminiscent of fan blades, and the compass also symbolizes the aimlessness of his life since leaving the fan industry.

The sheer volume of electricity needed to power all the household fans shifted global energy policy to favor cheap fossil fuels over sustainable energy sources, which led to a disastrous climate change. The results we have witnessed. Ray's contributions to spinning technology also made centrifugal methods of enriching uranium available to many rogue states, allowing easier access to nuclear weaponry for said states and various terrorist groups.

The pieces fall into place. All of it was Ray's fault.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:06

Thesaya: May 17, 2011; I am a Plant.

...what on earth did I set in motion?

# ? Jul 20, 2014 17:57

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

StoryTime posted:

The pieces fall into place. All of it was Ray's fault.

Thankfully, the Sony timer means all the fans shut down at once; humanity is saved.

# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:02

StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Thesaya posted:

...what on earth did I set in motion?

A... threadaster? :rimshot:

# ? Jul 20, 2014 18:04

Derek Barona: Dec 8, 2009; WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?!

I want to come up with something clever to say about this one, but I've been living three sheets to the wind for the last few days, so nothing's coming to mind. Nice to see we're still dealing with SURGE's ever capable assaults that crumple in a stiff breeze, at least.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 20:57