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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

WickedHate posted:

Whenever I think of what kind of sites Clickhole is making fun of, I think of this, and I'm glad they have parodied that specifically now.
It also works on that much less depressing level, yes.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
What The gently caress, Man?!

John Fütbol
May 18, 2003

FUCKING GOOOOOOOAL IN PHRAGMATICS FYAD CONTEST
Oh my god, this hits so close to home. My name is even Brian.

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe


:wow:

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Holy poo poo that's dark.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
Jesus Christ, Onion. That's got to be the darkest thing I've ever seen them do.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Yeah, if I didn't know this was from the onion I would have believed it to be genuine :smith:

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Which Bing Bong Theory are you?

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

This is a meme from like two years ago.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh wow I had forgotten what tab this was, hit pretty hard.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


...of SCIENCE! posted:

This is a meme from like two years ago.

And I enjoy it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




hey pretty girl did you go to college
did you get that ph. with all that knowledge
i like your boobies in your shirt
please let me show you my penis

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


You'll Never Look At A Twinkie The Same Way Again

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i did not see that coming

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jesus Christ, Clickhole is the greatest.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Blast Fantasto posted:

Jesus Christ, Clickhole is the greatest.

Agreed.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

I certainly won't!

Graviija
Apr 26, 2008

Implied, Lisa...or implode?
College Slice
Why I Stopped Watching Porn And So Should You

The site has been around, what, two months? But I've literally never laughed out loud more often on a website than on Clickhole, even with the Onion proper.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Graviija posted:

Why I Stopped Watching Porn And So Should You

The site has been around, what, two months? But I've literally never laughed out loud more often on a website than on Clickhole, even with the Onion proper.

Came here to post this.

ClickHole is really something special :allears: There's a kind of a stream-of-consciousness-ish feeling to the site, they're obviously posting just whatever comes to mind, regardless of how dumb, crass or horrible it is. Or maybe some of it are ideas the writers've had for years and are only now able to get them out because they wouldn't have fit The Onion? Either way, it's some delightfully insane stuff written by a ridiculously talented bunch of people and I hope it'll stick around.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


gently caress

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
Circus Train Wreck Not Funny, Investigators Emphasize

Graviija
Apr 26, 2008

Implied, Lisa...or implode?
College Slice
I have no idea why, but this might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

On Every Anniversary Of The Moon Landing, My Thoughts Always Turn To That Horse Neil Armstrong And I Jettisoned Out Of The Airlock

I really should not read this site at work, it loving kills me.

And I turned to Neil, and I said, “Neil, that’s the best idea you’ve ever had. Let’s launch this loving horse into the goddamned void.”

Graviija has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Jul 21, 2014

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
An Exclusive First Statement From The NYPD Officer Accused Of Killing An Asthmatic Man

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



What a downer.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Clickhole Video: You Can Write Whatever You Want On A Baby...And Here’s The Proof.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Whoever is behind Clickhole sure is weird.

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Does it count as a parody if they genuinely are making tiny bits of linkbait instead of writing actual articles?
I know this question is from like a week ago but ...


LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

Jesus Christ, Onion. That's got to be the darkest thing I've ever seen them do.
Yeah. Holy poo poo.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Did You Know That By Today’s Standards Marilyn Monroe Would Be Considered Too Overweight To Be A Model? Gross!

quote:

Her size-16 body is disgusting to look at today, but, believe it or not, just 50 short years ago this hideous, full-figured monstrosity was held up as an international superstar and sex symbol. It’s appalling when you realize that audiences once went wild for photos like this one that would repulse any reasonable person living in 2014.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Graviija posted:

I have no idea why, but this might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

On Every Anniversary Of The Moon Landing, My Thoughts Always Turn To That Horse Neil Armstrong And I Jettisoned Out Of The Airlock

I really should not read this site at work, it loving kills me.

And I turned to Neil, and I said, “Neil, that’s the best idea you’ve ever had. Let’s launch this loving horse into the goddamned void.”

My favorite part of this is that Buzz refers to Michael Collins as "the other guy who was with us" :allears:

NeuroticLich
Oct 30, 2012

Grimey Drawer
How Well Do You Know The URLs to Popular YouTube Videos?

2 out of 6 :smug:

Clickhole quizzes are easily my favorite part of the site.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
http://www.playbuzz.com/caleb10/which-birth-of-a-nation-character-are-you

:stare:

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

NeuroticLich posted:

How Well Do You Know The URLs to Popular YouTube Videos?

2 out of 6 :smug:

Clickhole quizzes are easily my favorite part of the site.

The wrong answers are also bizarre links, well done click hole.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

The wrong answers are also bizarre links, well done click hole.
is this a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G-0IKeodCo

clown shoes has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Jul 22, 2014

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009


You don't even get any loving hedgehogs to look at for listening to this poo poo.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?
Sometimes I have trouble loading Clickhole vidoes and it just plays the beef jerky ad over and over, and I think that's intentional. It's still a funny site, though.

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

NeuroticLich posted:

How Well Do You Know The URLs to Popular YouTube Videos?

2 out of 6 :smug:

Clickhole quizzes are easily my favorite part of the site.

Getting all 6 links you to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


NeuroticLich posted:

How Well Do You Know The URLs to Popular YouTube Videos?

2 out of 6 :smug:

Clickhole quizzes are easily my favorite part of the site.

Who the gently caress types urls to Youtube videos? :psyduck:

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

HardDisk posted:

Who the gently caress types urls to Youtube videos? :psyduck:

:thejoke:


It should lead to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM

WickedHate has a new favorite as of 16:43 on Jul 22, 2014

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
New Anti-Abortion Legislation Requires Doctors To Scale 18-Foot Wall Surrounding Clinic

Dammit don't give them ideas :argh:

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I've always been a big fan of columnists Jim Anchower and Jean Teasdale. I even bought Jean's book, "A Book of Jean's Own"

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/jim-anchower,1020/

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/jean-teasdale,1021/

I wish they would write more. Anchower should write his own book but he's probably too busy tending to his website:

http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/jAnchower/

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