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Which version ya gettin?
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Duck Hunt Dog 412 18.24%
Duck Hunt Dog 226 10.00%
Duck Hunt Dog 433 19.17%
Waluigi 1188 52.59%
Total: 2259 votes
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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Just have samus fight barefoot

If her feet have to be rockets well maybe her actual feet can act like rockets, she has some alien dna in her so you can't say her feet can't shoot flames

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JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Mercury Crusader posted:

Yes, but also Captain Toad should be playable.



Well Captain Toad should've been playable to begin with.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Captain Toad would be interesting in that he is a character that can't jump. Maybe he just wills ladders into existence when he needs to get up high.

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
You know what, I hope they do put in Cia afterall

TerminusEst13
Mar 1, 2013

Rita Repulsa posted:

Just have samus fight barefoot

That won't do, you need to toughen Samus up.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

I support Zero Suit Samus and her Cool Boots.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Samus is just wearing moon shoes, only they've actually been to the moon.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Rita Repulsa posted:

Just have samus fight barefoot
Quentin Tarantino's Smash bros

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Rita Repulsa posted:

Just have samus fight barefoot

But what if there's broken glass on the stage?

John McClane confirmed for Smash.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Mercury Crusader posted:

But what if there's broken glass on the stage?

John McClane confirmed for Smash.

Dynamite Cop confirmed for Smash?!

less laughter
May 7, 2012

Accelerock & Roll

Shelf Adventure posted:

Quentin Tarantino's Smash bros

Starring Christoph Waltz as Tingle

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

edit: am dumb

Zain
Dec 6, 2009

It's only forever, not long at all

Excels posted:

I think game devs should stop trying to tell ""deep"" stories because that's always what fucks up the game, besides general incompetence.

A creator's vision, when fully realized with no compromises whatsoever, will be bad nine times out of ten.

RIP: Star Wars Franchise. :911:

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Super Smash Bros. needs a story mode with a plot about how the American Dream is dead, written by a committee of freshmen political science majors.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I wrote my senior thesis about the Subspace Emissary.

Kinu Nishimura
Apr 24, 2008

SICK LOOT!

Waffleman_ posted:

I wrote my senior thesis about the Subspace Emissary.

So did this guy

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I still can't get over the fact that that's like the longest creative work on the English language.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




This is like a modern day Unabomber manifesto only weirder.

Waffleman_ posted:

I still can't get over the fact that that's like the longest creative work on the English language.

He should start printing it out and mailing it to publishers.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
He could make a killing if he just renamed every character to something else and put it up on kindle as a seven hundred book series

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

What the hell is this?

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



Dr. Fetus posted:

What the hell is this?

Judging from a quick glance, it has a prequel too, and isn't even finished yet :v:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Dr. Fetus posted:

What the hell is this?

Proof that video games are art. War and Peace didn't even clock in at 600,000 words.

Millions
Sep 13, 2007

Do you believe in heroes?
I had a dream last night that there was a new video to announce Wario, but it turned out that he had become an Ice Climbers-type character and teamed with Waluigi. Welp that's my story, thanks for reading.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Millions posted:

I had a dream last night that there was a new video to announce Wario, but it turned out that he had become an Ice Climbers-type character and teamed with Waluigi. Welp that's my story, thanks for reading.

Sucks that you had to wake up, man. :smith:

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr. Fetus posted:

What the hell is this?

Words: 3,827,035

Shadowlyger
Nov 5, 2009

ElvUI super fan at your service!

Ask me any and all questions about UI customization via PM

bef posted:

Words: 3,827,035

:psyduck: Holy poo poo, man.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother
Given a generous typing speed of 60 wpm that would take 63,783 minutes.

Or 1063 hours.

Or 44 days.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Suspicious Cook posted:

Proof that video games are art. War and Peace didn't even clock in at 600,000 words.

According to wikipedia the longest book on record in terms of word count is 2,100,000 words. that fanfic is almost 3 entire War And Peaces bigger than that

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Shelf Adventure posted:

Given a generous typing speed of 60 wpm that would take 63,783 minutes.

Or 1063 hours.

Or 44 days.

and just imagine how much time he spent at work, at school, at family functions just thinking up new plotlines.

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

PantsBandit posted:

and just imagine how much time he spent at work, at school, at family functions just thinking up new plotlines.

And playing smash brothers.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

PantsBandit posted:

and just imagine how much time he spent at work

hahaha

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

PantsBandit posted:

and just imagine how much time he spent at work, at school, at family functions just thinking up new plotlines.

Well yeah I mean just listen to these exciting chapter titles, such as Lucas's Amazing Adventure to the Club, Fact: Yoshi Likes Sports, Why Ivysaur Hates Rundas, Roy is NOT our boy, Why Sonic Should Die In Oblivion, Yoob's Belly: Fat Alien Yoshi's Stomach, and of course, Popo Loves Rundas, Ivysaur Doesn't.

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
Christ. I wonder how many words are posted in GBS on any one day. I bet it's less than that.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

mabels big day posted:

Well yeah I mean just listen to these exciting chapter titles, such as Lucas's Amazing Adventure to the Club, Fact: Yoshi Likes Sports, Why Ivysaur Hates Rundas, Roy is NOT our boy, Why Sonic Should Die In Oblivion, Yoob's Belly: Fat Alien Yoshi's Stomach, and of course, Popo Loves Rundas, Ivysaur Doesn't.

Oh, I don't for a second believe that the plots being stupid means he didn't daydream about them all day.

LightningSquid
Dec 27, 2013

This is loving terrifying.

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Samus' heels are great and I would wear them and kick rear end with them if i was a superpowered bounty hunter and not a scrawny nerd.

.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Shelf Adventure posted:

Given a generous typing speed of 60 wpm that would take 63,783 minutes.

Or 1063 hours.

Or 44 days.

Jesus gently caress, also:

The Author's Page posted:

Dislikes in fanfiction.com: People who ridiculize Lucario (I really hate them)

Amazing.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

ladyboy pancake posted:

Samus' heels are great and I would wear them and kick rear end with them if i was a superpowered bounty hunter and not a scrawny nerd.

.

Samus's neon jet heels are awesome, I admit I thought they were really stupid when we first saw them but after seeing ZSS in motion at the E3 tournament I realized how completely sick as hell those heels are, they add a lot of visual pop to her design that she didn't really have before.

Also I love this drawing drat.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

ladyboy pancake posted:

Samus' heels are great and I would wear them and kick rear end with them if i was a superpowered bounty hunter and not a scrawny nerd.

.

I like how that art actually makes the heels look better by changing the outfit and fulling the awful yellow to a shade that matches the rest of the design. If they looked like that they'd be a lot less lovely.

Edit: Seriously, I'd rather play as Summer Day Out Samus, cheerfully smashing Metroids while on her way to the park. Project M guys, get on it.

ImpAtom fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jul 21, 2014

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Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Context makes a big difference. Heels and a dress go together one way, while heels and a shiny skintight latex buttsuit go together in a very different way.

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