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FREEDOM! FREEDOM COMIX! Pooch Café  Yeah, that's pretty much how it was for me. Ballard Street  Yeah, that's pretty much how it was for me.
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Julet Esqu posted:Sally Forth You know, with so many crotchety old man cartoonists griping about how everything was better when they were young, it's nice to see someone go, "Kids these days... aren't so bad, and are actually more like us than we realize!" What I'm saying is Sally Forth is really really good. A bit wordy, yeah, but unlike a lot of other wordy cartoons the words are actually worth reading and usually pretty clever to boot.
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Jul 21, 2014 03:19
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ZeeToo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I'm guessing it was the jazz player since he's playing the guitar right-handed.
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Mr. Noseybonk posted:I'm guessing it was the jazz player since he's playing the guitar right-handed. a) no he isn't b) the wrestler was seen exercising left-handed so I bet he's doing that to even out his non-dominant side
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Jul 21, 2014 03:29
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Option E: who the hell knows because any schlub can grab a right-handed club and whack a guy with it. e: source: I am a schlub who got whacked (nonfatally) by another schlub with a club 
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C'mon ZeeToo, you've gotta link the original or we'll never stop wondering how insane the answer actually was.
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Jul 21, 2014 04:13
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The hairdresser, because he'd be holding the hairdryer in his right hand and using a comb or something in his left.
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It's the wrestler, because he's kind of holding the axe like an idiot. It's the weatherman, because he only has to work in the morning and he can gently caress off to a golf course in the middle of the day. It's the stylist, who holds a grudge due to the victim's baldness. It's the jazz player, who is clearly not a jazz player because he's playing a banjo. It was Inspector Danger, because he's drunk with power, as well as alcohol.
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The weatherman, because his last name is Dexter.
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I'm starting to think that Inspector Danger isn't a real Inspector, but just some wandering lunatic who barges onto crime scenes and accuses people of being murderers because they are left-handed. In fact, him and Alfie remind me of a certain duo from a Mitchell and Webb comedy sketch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jKr3Dq0uVw
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Pretty sure I could get away with murder in Inspector Danger's world because I am left-handed to the bone at everything and anything... except at playing guitar. Just gotta make sure I'm playing when Danger barges in. "It wasn't me because I've been practicing my guitar for the past hour or so  "
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Jul 21, 2014 05:16
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Howard Beale posted:The hairdresser, because he'd be holding the hairdryer in his right hand and using a comb or something in his left. Ding ding (more or less) ding!
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ZeeToo posted:Ding ding (more or less) ding! That's loving insane.
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ZeeToo posted:Ding ding (more or less) ding! THIS IS SO DUMB and I love it.
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Jul 21, 2014 05:44
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ZeeToo posted:Ding ding (more or less) ding! Haha, I love it. THE HAUNTING GUILT OF AN AMBIDEXTROUS TOOL TO DRY HAIR.
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Jul 21, 2014 06:01
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Magic Hate Ball posted:THIS IS SO DUMB and I love it. That totally makes sense though because nobody would ever hold a glass with their non-dominant hand. Inspector Danger strikes again!
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Der Shovel posted:That totally makes sense though because nobody would ever hold a glass with their non-dominant hand. Inspector Danger strikes again! Totally gonna kill a dude with some right handed scissors so I, as a lefty, have a perfect alibi.
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I'm right-handed but I eat holding my knife with my left-hand. Inspector Danger makes sure I live in perpetual fear of a murder charge.
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Just make sure you and your siblings don't all visit your rich uncle on the same night in 1 hour intervals.
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F Minus Mary Worth  Rex Morgan MD 
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Johnny Walker posted:F Minus What happened to your head lady
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Jul 21, 2014 08:26
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ZeeToo posted:Ding ding (more or less) ding! God dammit, Inspector Danger.
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ZeeToo posted:Ding ding (more or less) ding! aaaahahahahaha oh Inspector.
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Fingerpori [The Mentally Challenged Days] - Political correctness marches on "The Crazy Days" is a semiannual 5-day event for the Stockmann department store chain. Technically it's not a sale, they just deliberately stock up on stuff that's cheaper than normal. Fok_It 
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Cow and Boy Eh. Sherman's Lagoon  Ehhh.
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Jane's World is still Friday's. Non Sequitur  I've never heard that term before. What does it even mean? Heavenly Nostrils is up to date now.  Yeah, and that other thing parents tend to do when they're kid-less. Which sometimes generates more kids.  Kliban  Good to know, good to know. Thank you Bernard.  9 Chickweed Lane 7/21/2003  Ok? No witty "hallmark" caption, Brooke? Zits  Yep, teens sure are slobs. Okey doke. Kevin & Kell  What? Oh, come on, Holbrook. How would... oh nevermind.  
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Non Sequitur "Tell your bosses the truth day" is a harbinger of firings.
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Pidmon posted:"Tell your bosses the truth day" is a harbinger of firings. "Truth to Power" sounds like something from Orwell's "1984".
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Non Sequitur To "speak truth to power" is to tell bosses something that they will not want to hear (usually something big). It carries a whiff of noble sacrifice, so people like to use to describe someone who was fired unfairly for pointing out a genuine problem or disagreeing with superiors on something that really matters. It's also sometimes invoked by people who just plain shot their mouth off inappropriately, blew a small matter way out of proportion, or raised a stink over nothing at all (and got fired for it), so context matters.
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TofuDiva posted:To "speak truth to power" is to tell bosses something that they will not want to hear (usually something big). It carries a whiff of noble sacrifice, so people like to use to describe someone who was fired unfairly for pointing out a genuine problem or disagreeing with superiors on something that really matters. The phrase came from the Quakers: quote:We speak to power in three senses: and these days is used, with a straight face, by Fox News to describe themselves.
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Skippy (May 2, 1927) Peanuts, in which America's Favorite Beagle remembers how to be a dog at the most inopportune moments. (July 24, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean, in which Holly is despondent after not getting her way on the first try.  Popeye  Rip Haywire  Did she put polonium-210 in his coffee? Out Our Way (May 1-2, 1925)  Fat chicks need love, too. But they gotta pay.  
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Stultus Maximus posted:The phrase came from the Quakers: Ah, I see. God, I love this thread. It's like I can take the Sociology courses I didn't need to take in college for free! Thanks guys/gals!
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean "You mean I could've saved a shitload of money and gone to your groaty friend's mildew and Cheetos fest instead of traveled all the way to California? gently caress you guys. You're the worst help in comic collection ever. You're condescending and self-serious over a pretty ridiculous hobby that nearly killed the artform back in the 90s because of its self-seriousness. My son will not give a single gently caress if one issue is missing from his collection. If he does, he's a pretty horrible son. I'm out. I'm done."
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Probably Magic posted:Sherman's Lagoon Oh, so he's looking for a mobile video editing suite. He must be, because that is the only reason to have 32 gigs of ram in a laptop. By the time a game comes out that uses even a third of that, his processor will be woefully out of date, and it's nigh-impossible to upgrade the video card on a- god drat it, these are not rear end in a top hat Nerd Comix, they are rear end in a top hat Dog Comix!   You know, I've never seen a dogcatcher in this strip. Normally that would make sense since that hasn't been a real occupation since the sixties, but this is a newspaper comic, and I saw a rotary phone in one just last week. Poncho had better watch his back. Ballard Street  Scuffy's just a jerk. They're giving him so much attention right now, I don't know how any dog could be so blasé.
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Probably Magic posted:"You mean I could've saved a shitload of money and gone to your groaty friend's mildew and Cheetos fest instead of traveled all the way to California? gently caress you guys. You're the worst help in comic collection ever. You're condescending and self-serious over a pretty ridiculous hobby that nearly killed the artform back in the 90s because of its self-seriousness. My son will not give a single gently caress if one issue is missing from his collection. If he does, he's a pretty horrible son. I'm out. I'm done." I should've figured this out before posting it, but "my friend Tony's garage-con" is a real thing. And yeah, he also lives in Ohio.
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Bloom County Calvin And Hobbes     It's Uncle Max!  Ripley's 
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Ham Shears The Dinette Set swings dangerously close to Hank Hill territory. 
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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