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BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.
You could actually print custom-label cokes a couple weeks ago at EPCOT at Walt Disney World - I assume "Bort" one of the custom ones.

http://www.wdwmagic.com/attractions...nd-at-epcot.htm

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Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such


People think Steven Spielberg killed a triceratops

Still can't decide if it's a joke post or not.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH

karl fungus posted:

Well, if we're on the topic of Indian names..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikshit

I've always been partial to this one myself

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

karl fungus posted:

Well, if we're on the topic of Indian names..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikshit

While we're on the topic of Dikshit, here's a NZ TV presenter falling over himself talking about 'Diksit'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o

... please note that this was from a mid morning 'breakfast' show.

Davfff has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Jul 21, 2014

IntelligibleChoir
Mar 3, 2009

Fauxtool posted:

I came upon a Yesenia once. They are doing the same name thing in Korea where the names can be a lot more samey. Its pretty funny to me.


These are all the members of Girls' Generation.

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

Davfff posted:

While we're on the topic of Dikshit, here's a NZ TV presenter falling over himself talking about 'Diksit'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o

... please note that this was from a mid morning 'breakfast' show.

Ah, Paul Henry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yt9olqwIeE

"It's just a lady with a moustache!" :downs:

Edit: My personal favourite from Paul:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu1eWIGo-XI

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Davfff posted:

While we're on the topic of Dikshit, here's a NZ TV presenter falling over himself talking about 'Diksit'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o

... please note that this was from a mid morning 'breakfast' show.

:xd: This is one of my favourite clips.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

IntelligibleChoir posted:

These are all the members of Girls' Generation.

Trap Sprung.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
I've got something 9 inches long, with their names on it, that sprays all over you when you shake it.

It's a bottle of Coke :ssh:

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747






mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

snortpocket posted:

I've always been partial to this one myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce7Nxi8hVHE

Selklubber
Jul 11, 2010

Beach Bum posted:

Trap Sprung.



lol white people

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


u wot m8

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Selklubber posted:

lol white people

seriously hoping this isn't a joke post, because if so it's really funny

semiavrage
Apr 28, 2007

I'll show them... I'll show ALL of them...

snortpocket posted:

I've always been partial to this one myself

(it's not real)

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

semiavrage posted:

(it's not real)

:v: "Cause the dash don't be silent!"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


lost it at the smurf one

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

IntelligibleChoir posted:

These are all the members of Girls' Generation.

2 of them were born and raised in America. Guess which 2.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

pentyne posted:

2 of them were born and raised in America. Guess which 2.

the third and sixth from the left look like they still feel shame, so I'm going with them.

Though on closer inspection, they all kind of look like they don't want to be there.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Fauxtool posted:

I came upon a Yesenia once.

Lucky Yesenia. :quagmire:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Anora posted:

the third and sixth from the left look like they still feel shame, so I'm going with them.

Though on closer inspection, they all kind of look like they don't want to be there.

:allears:

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Beach Bum posted:

Trap Sprung.



Wow, they really are all interchangeable aren't they? Except for the retarded one.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
If this guy ever goes to the boardwalk or a fair, all the caricature artists would either quit their jobs in disgust at the futility of it all, or throw their brushes at his feet and worship him as the Chosen One:

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

pentyne posted:

2 of them were born and raised in America. Guess which 2.

I'm going to guess the 4th and 7th from the left because those two have the shortest dresses are are clearly willing to sacrifice more of their dignity for fame.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Considering the rigid gender roles enforced by Eastern Bloc societies, calling Papers Please transphobic is like saying Rome: Total War is racist for not having Native American units.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

karl fungus posted:

Considering the rigid gender roles enforced by Eastern Bloc societies, calling Papers Please transphobic is like saying Rome: Total War is racist for not having Native American units.

B-b-but it's not a real Eastern European country. It's like when people use an excuse of medieval warfare for excluding playable female warriors in a fantasy game. There was a perfect opportunity to show support to trans* community, but the developers ignored it and preferred to insult everyone. Please, read my LGBTQIAZV Doctor Who/House M.D. fanfic to get some perspective on the issue.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Wow, they really are all interchangeable aren't they? Except for the retarded one.

Hahaha yeah, Asians sure look alike! Those silly As-




Oops, sorry. David Mitchell interrupted my post.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 21:40 on Jul 21, 2014

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

davebo posted:

I'm going to guess the 4th and 7th from the left because those two have the shortest dresses are are clearly willing to sacrifice more of their dignity for fame.

Well this certainly isn't a semi-creepy "women and their slutty clothes" type post at all.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

davebo posted:

I'm going to guess the 4th and 7th from the left because those two have the shortest dresses are are clearly willing to sacrifice more of their dignity for fame.

Holy gently caress how dense are you?

Which are these are not like the others?

Sooyoung
Hyoyeon
Taeyeon
Tiffany
Seohyun
Yoona
Sunny
Jessica
Yuri

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

pentyne posted:

Holy gently caress how dense are you?

Which are these are not like the others?

Sooyoung
Hyoyeon
Taeyeon
Tiffany
Seohyun
Yoona
Sunny
Jessica
Yuri

You forgot Sunny, which is an odd-name-out if we're being like that (and also born in America, funnily enough).

Also you have to match the names up with the picture.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 22:19 on Jul 21, 2014

Kly
Aug 8, 2003

pentyne posted:

Holy gently caress how dense are you?

Which are these are not like the others?

Sooyoung
Hyoyeon
Taeyeon
Tiffany
Seohyun
Yoona
Sunny
Jessica
Yuri

so he was half right?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

pentyne posted:

Holy gently caress how dense are you?

Which are these are not like the others?

Sooyoung
Hyoyeon
Taeyeon
Tiffany
Seohyun
Yoona
Sunny
Jessica
Yuri

I think he was trying to guess from the picture, not the list of names.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

pentyne posted:

Holy gently caress how dense are you?

Which are these are not like the others?

Sooyoung
Hyoyeon
Taeyeon
Tiffany
Seohyun
Yoona
Sunny
Jessica
Yuri

How dense are you? Arguing about some girl types over in Japan.

Catts
Nov 3, 2011

Soulex posted:

How dense are you? Arguing about some girl types over in Japan.

Such a beautiful setup :allears:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yuri is actually a Russian male name.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Istari posted:

I've met 3 Bartholomews in my life. None of them went by Bart.

I hate to rehash this but I am a Bartholomew that goes by Bart. I was born before The Simpsons and I know the pain of not being able to find customized stuff with my name on it.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
So the blatant xenophobia and nationalistic propaganda was fine for this person? Disregarding the entire fact that, yanno, this is PROBABLY the Cold War where-oh sorry hang on let me make an obvious rebuttal.



Theeeeere we go.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Paladinus posted:

Yuri is actually a Russian male name.
And a Japanese female name. (And a Japanese term for lesbian-themed manga and anime.)

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And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Hirayuki posted:

And a Japanese female name. (And a Japanese term for lesbian-themed manga and anime.)

Which is really helpful when you're talking about a Korean pop band.

edit: Also, I think this discussion is really fascinating, and you should consider posting a thread in GBS.

And More has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Jul 21, 2014

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