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CapnBry posted:08/19/2007 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory $2.99 Ok, they also need to have NPH back again too. CapnBry posted:Sounds like I need to queue up Netflix and order in a well done new york strip. Also the four things I just bought from the sale, I should get a bottle of scotch too once I kick my girlfriend out of her apartment so I can stay there. No, no, you're not doing it right! And I actually have TWO REASONS!! why that is: 1) It needs to be lovely scotch. 2) You need to kick her out of her apartment so that another woman can stay there! Dude, this isn't rocket science.
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The cinematography in the first fourth of Last Slumber Party is god awful. It looks like a short from the 70's with the lighting.
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08/09/2006, The Fifth Element! I completely thought that it would fizzle out after a few solo Mike tracks. It's amazing how big its gotten. I never would have imagined them live-streaming in a theatre when it got announced way back then.
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May 23, 8:30 pm on the Retrospect Records stage.
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The fact that the anniversary of my wedding and the start of RiffTrax share July 20th makes it easier to remember my wedding anniversary. RiffTrax helps keep my marriage strong.
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therealjon_ posted:What? Watch The Last Slumber Party, and you'll get it.
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He really didn't make it up!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Also, who the gently caress is that supposed to be in the middle window? Lady Not-Appearing-In-This-Film Also, that's not the guy from Harlem
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Lady Not-Appearing-In-This-Film True. But that's definitely David McCloud! I should probably call him...
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Would "Zero Hour", the drama film that inspired/was turned into Airplane, be good riffing material?
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The Last Slumber Party is one of the best riffs over one of the worst movies ever. It is transcendent and rewatchable because the riffs make you laugh and miss some of the incredible stupidity of the movie and the movie is so stupid that at times I was so baffled that I couldn't even pay attention to the riffs. This is the movie that Tommy Wiseau could watch and say "Oh hi, my movie is so much better than this, haha!" and it wouldn't be ironic.
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The guy who plays the slasher is loving amazing. He seems to be the only person who knows what kind of movie he's in.
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Evil Mastermind posted:The guy who plays the slasher is loving amazing. He seems to be the only person who knows what kind of movie he's in. He's the director!
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Slasherfan posted:He's the director! AMAZING.
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I'm not convinced that the whole "it was a dream, oh wait the maniac is still on the loose" ending wasn't added by someone else later on to try to explain away the fact that nothing in the previous hour of the film made sense. If I had the time I would track down the director and force him, using violence if necessary, to explain why on God's green Earth there was a running subplot about moving telephones into that one bathroom. Like even if the whole "it was a dream" thing was intentional from the beginning, why the toilet phones? Why? WHY WHY WHY!?!
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I'm not convinced that the whole "it was a dream, oh wait the maniac is still on the loose" ending wasn't added by someone else later on to try to explain away the fact that nothing in the previous hour of the film made sense. Apparently the director would prefer not to be recognised for this piece of work.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I'm not convinced that the whole "it was a dream, oh wait the maniac is still on the loose" ending wasn't added by someone else later on to try to explain away the fact that nothing in the previous hour of the film made sense. That would explain some of the madness. Before the dream reveal, we're supposed to believe that the killer is stabbed through the heart and "dies", is seen moving bodies around the next morning, trails the surgeon back to the hospital, kills surgeon in broad daylight in a hospital elevator then somehow transports the doctors body back to his house to toss him into the pool. How a lobotomy patient can pull all that off defies all logic and they must have realized that at some point. But leaps of logic aside, why did they change protagonists halfway through the film?!
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Evil Mastermind posted:The guy who plays the slasher is loving amazing. He seems to be the only person who knows what kind of movie he's in. The Last Slumber Party summary: 
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So wait, part of her dream involved her having a dream at one point? I-inception..?
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I thought the whole thing with the phones was leading to the Prozac-dosed dad being the murderer, having him call the house from an "outside" line that was inside the house.The Piper posted:That would explain some of the madness. Before the dream reveal, we're supposed to believe that the killer is stabbed through the heart and "dies", is seen moving bodies around the next morning, trails the surgeon back to the hospital, kills surgeon in broad daylight in a hospital elevator then somehow transports the doctors body back to his house to toss him into the pool. How a lobotomy patient can pull all that off defies all logic and they must have realized that at some point. The whole thing feels like it was all filmed in order, and that at no point did anyone stop to go back to look at previous scenes and ask if any of this stuff made sense based on previous scenes. quote:But leaps of logic aside, why did they change protagonists halfway through the film?! I need to remember to make some gifs of this movie when I get home. So many great moments with that guy. (also that's zooming in way too fast for this movie. Any pans in need to be at least five minutes long)
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Man, Last Slumber Party is a new RiffTrax classic.
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Nipplebox posted:Man, Last Slumber Party is a new RiffTrax classic. It's definitely their best work since at least The Apple.
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This thread is terrible. I have a free Riff download coming to me from the Kickstarter, but you keep convincing me to spend more money. Ugh. Downloading Last Slumber Party now.
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Slashers like Slumber Party are just there for cheap boob shots, sex and some violence right? Movie seemed to fail horrendously at that. It ripped off Halloween but then avoided doing the Psycho shower cliche  and the sexiest thing was when the dude got beer on his shirt, angrily threw away the beer can, and got naked for a bit. It felt at times the director knew exactly what he was doing but then... I just don't know! When science turned up as a killer I was making GBS threads myself with laughter, that was brilliant, but the dream stuff felt like they'd ran in to a corner and realized their dumb movie made zero sense so just fluffed around for the last 30 minutes.I do like how the lobotomy patient is the Doctors evil nemesis and somehow knows his family's home address. hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Jul 22, 2014 |
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I love that one character, Scott, who was apperantly waiting around outside for at least 4 hours on the off chance that one of the girls would wander outside at 3 in the morning so he could sneak in.
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hemale in pain posted:When science turned up as a killer Bury me with my Neil Degrasse Tyson posters!
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I was frustrated with the movie until figuring that this was the killers post-lobotomy fantasy.
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hemale in pain posted:When science turned up as a killer I was making GBS threads myself with laughter, that was brilliant I was seriously not expecting that, and it made me wish it was in a better slasher movie. It's rare to have the red herring actually be the killer, but I've never seen the red herring be a killer totally unrelated to the main one.
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DoombatINC posted:I was seriously not expecting that, and it made me wish it was in a better slasher movie. It's rare to have the red herring actually be the killer, but I've never seen the red herring be a killer totally unrelated to the main one. Not to mention being revealed and resolved in about two minutes all told.
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So, Zindy.
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Mister Kingdom posted:So long, Zindy. Fixed that up
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Fixed that up It was so boring and then that ending happened.
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I bought my ticket for the first show of Anaconda today. I'm glad to have it early, but I'm worried I'm going to lose it now lol
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Rifftrax needs to do this: http://io9.com/1997-explains-how-to-cybersex-in-glorious-nsfw-instr-1613953635
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Live version of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians now available.
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New VOD! http://www.rifftrax.com/video/beast-yellow-night quote:Beast of the Yellow Night! No, it’s not a cleverly-named Simpsons Treehouse of Horror segment, it’s a movie! A movie about a man named Langdon and his deal with the devil. Langdon’s deal doesn’t involve a fiddle made of gold, it’s more about turning into a monster with a face straight out of the mask section at Spencer’s Gifts. Also the devil is not so much the traditional “pitchfork and horns” type, he’s more of a fat ghost with a bad hairline who travels with his own fog machine. And the fog machine seems to break down a lot. But hey, are you a fan of “yellow nights”??? Because the movie doesn’t actually have any of those.
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Awesome. And, I think that's the main guy from MST3K's Attack of the the Eye Creatures I love all of the 6 degrees of separation.
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I think my favorite is the Santa vs. the Martians live.
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