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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
hahahaha

Chael, we've asked you here to offer you a job.

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

Woaaahhh.... this was the weirdest job interview I've ever seen.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA they loving set this poo poo up, didn't they.

Midnight City
Jun 3, 2013

A 10% levy on BAKED GOODS?!

literal jaw drop, god drat

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

This is the strangest job application I've ever seen.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Chael is the loving greatest.

The greatest.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Hey, Chael found a job! Eat chain, FOX Sports.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
HAHAHA They're offering him a job!

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
i would love to help the commission, miss lundvall, and may i add you are lovely and would you like to get dinner sometime to discuss this further?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Okay, now Mr. Sonnen what would you say are your weaknesses.


Mmmhmmm. Okay now take this pen, now sell me this pen

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

This doctor is so mad hahaha

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Drug expert man is worried he's about to lose his job to Chael.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Doc with thinning hair is pissed

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
"Please don't replace me with this man"

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Slow Talker Man is gonna win a Performance of the Night award

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
This doctor is trying desperately to restore sanity to this situation, but the nsac is having none of it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Dr. Traynor is going to start cussing at the board members in a minute.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
And a voicemail alert because someone is still on speakerphone.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Chael has a career just waiting for him on Fox News.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
The guy from the civil war just punched that dude in the face

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

This has made my evening.


I mean, also arguing with my new russian girlfriend about MH17, but this is definitely the cherry.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
"Are you all literal retards?"

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
you don't get to use the prohibited drug you were allowed to use, and then try to safely come off the drug you weren't allowed to use but were

Midnight City
Jun 3, 2013

A 10% levy on BAKED GOODS?!

Ahahahaha why aren't these two guys on the loving commission

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
This is loving awesome.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I'm the guy currently talking.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Are you all literal retards?"

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I'm guessing he injected it in his butt, not his arm.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Are you all literal retards?"

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Are you all literal retards?"

Hey, that's insulting!

How dare you insult literal retards by comparing them to these things. :mad:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Oh shut up you square

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

Event of the loving year. The UFC had the fix of all fixes in and they were like "we can't just let this get broadcast on some guys iPhone, call the fightpass film crew".

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
RECOMMEND LETHAL INJECTION

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Who the gently caress is this guy talking?

That can NOT be his attorney...attorneys don't say things like that about their clients.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
This guy is a dick and I don't like him

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Who the gently caress is this guy talking?

That can NOT be his attorney...attorneys don't say things like that about their clients.

He's the assistant district attorney.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Who the gently caress is this guy talking?

That can NOT be his attorney...attorneys don't say things like that about their clients.

Represents the state.

He's also a big meany.

Midnight City
Jun 3, 2013

A 10% levy on BAKED GOODS?!

"I want you to do something that actually makes sense"

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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Midnight City posted:

"I want you to do something that actually makes sense"

"I'm sorry, we strive to treat all fighters equally and that would not be consistent with the way we've conducted business here today."

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