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SkuttyB
Nov 5, 2010

At the start of the Chapter the Seventh update, youve got two Cardozo bid shots in a row, neither of which look like they should be there going by the text, altho I could be wrong on the first.

Still really enjoying reading about Wrexhams (and the USMNTs) exploits, so much so that Im not even that bothered if you keep beating Reading and Tottenham any more. Besides, being 9 years in the future, theres not likely to be many players in their squads that are there now, if any at all. Still happy Reading are a Prem mainstay tho.

As for the vote, I pick A, not because its the best choice, but cos it would be funny to send the youngsters off to Liverpool!

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The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
B. Time to start making the US into a proper soccer football nation.

ZorbaTHut
May 5, 2005

wake me when the world is saved
A because I feel sorry for poor De Blasio :(

Trundel
Mar 13, 2005

:10bux: + :awesomelon: = :roboluv:
- a sound investment!
Hmm, can we do both?

If not then A, because we all know that Tackleford should never even get a whiff of our success.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!
A with the caveat that we should first look for an international affiliate that fulfills both A and B.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


I vote for A since keeping up a reliable supply of young players is essential for us and we'll soon have a strong line-up of seasoned players promoted from our youth ranks that would make giving aspiring youngsters the playing time they need to mature rather difficult.

Not to mention than when push comes to shove I also think we'll make more money out of developing talent than we would out of selling a few more shirts in Indonesia.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

B.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Trundel posted:

Hmm, can we do both?

If not then A, because we all know that Tackleford should never even get a whiff of our success.

We can and will end up doing both, this is just a matter of prioritization.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Not My Leg posted:

A with the caveat that we should first look for an international affiliate that fulfills both A and B.

I'm on board with this the team should take priority but if we can get some prestige no reason we can't do both

Sneaky Fast
Apr 24, 2013

Is there an in game benefit to having a closer affiliate? So if we shacked up with a team in the arctic tundra , would the players be unusable for a time because of travel?

Mugabe
Dec 4, 2012

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.
B
We need to get the Youth of the World to play Wrexham Football.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I support option B, with the precondition that we search exclusively for MLS teams to join with us in a business relationship. For reasons completely unrelated to our coaches' current second job.

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"
If we'll do both in time, then hell, let's prioritise the Megabucks. B.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
B. Let's get a Turkish team and eat ALL the food.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

Sneaky Fast posted:

Is there an in game benefit to having a closer affiliate? So if we shacked up with a team in the arctic tundra , would the players be unusable for a time because of travel?
Not enough to matter. If we're sending them players on loan it'll be for a long period of time, so it'd be maybe two or three extra days per year that youth players would be too tired to play. We'd probably have to have a friendly with them at the start of the season, but that'd be done at our ground.

And B. Go get some of that sweet, sweet overseas money.

Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

A

Develop the players then sell them for all the money.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
B

Also, can we get an Oz affliate? with our success recruiting from there...

Skanky Burns
Jan 9, 2009
B

A greater reputation will help us keep the top talent happy to be at our club.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Chapter the Ninth: I can see the finish line.
March 1, 2023-April 1, 2023

There's only four club matches and one international friendly this month, but we've also got our incoming academy players to sort through. It's unlikely that I go on the type of spree I did last March, our youth squad is well stocked for the time being. I'll also be spending a bunch of time on the USA U20 squad, they've got the North American youth championships coming up in early April. Our league games are again pretty easy, with lowly Sheffield United and midtable Aston Villa, while we have lower league Wigan in the FA Cup. The real challenge will be to hold onto our 2 goal advantage when we make a trip to Turin for our second match against Juventus.



For once I won't complain about losing the Manager of the Month award to an opponent, Pattison played a game more than I did and won every single one of them.



Liverpool are 8 points from safety with 9 games to play. Even if they were to complete the sale tomorrow I don't think new ownership is going to turn things around that quickly.

At Wigan Athletic, March 5, 2023
FA Cup, Sixth Round


I have three words for you, team. Don't blow it. Wait, do contractions count as one word or two? Nevermind, just get out there and come back with a trip to Wembley.

Starting Formation: 4-2-3-1 Control
Starting 11: El Sayed, Reed, Hammatt, Feruga, Suslov, Mair, Bailey (c), Collett, Shirra, Taborda, Stringel.
Subs: Kovacevic, Cirjak, Laux, Dixon, Julio, Petts, Aarts.

In the fourth minute El Compadrito catches the Wigan defensive midfielder faffing about with the ball in the six yard box, and makes him pay for that laziness by firing a shot from his feet into the net. Things go as you'd expect in a match between a good but not great Championship side and one of the five best clubs in the Premier League, but Wigan score against the run of play late in the first half to equalize. It's of no concern, we retake the lead on an own goal around the hour mark, then Shirra runs the lead out to two just minutes later. That's the final statement in a solid victory, and we're back into the FA Cup semis for the third straight year.

Man of the Match: Scott Shirra




Wigan 1-3 Wrexham



It's not like there was an easy draw in the pot. This makes it likely that we'll have to go through both Manchesters to win our second FA Cup, though. At least we'll be playing at Wembley instead of in Manchester.



Your client has been injured for most of the season and only recently started playing up to his potential. He's earning over 2.5 million quid a year already. Go fly a kite.

At Sheffield United, March 11, 2023
Premier League


IrfanView wanted to remind me that it was feeling a bit gray because I don't appreciate it enough, so it set the preview to grayscale and saved it before I could revert. Anyways, 17th placed Sheffield United might survive to fight another season, they're 6 points up on Southampton. We've got Juventus in the midweek game, if we run up a multiple goal lead I'm going to pull some of our starters to rest them.

Starting Formation: 4-2-3-1 Control
Starting 11: Kovacevic, Cirjak, Laux, Todd, Suslov, Bailey, Petts, Collett, Shirra, Mujkic (c), Bastable.
Subs: El Sayed, Reed, Hammatt, Mair, Julio, Taborda, Aarts.

Early efforts by Shirra and Mujkic both miss, so it's once again Collett who scores for us in the opening 10 minutes. He now has goals in 12 of his last 18 appearances. Bastable misses a chance late in the first half, but pads the lead when play resumes. Petts makes it three-nil minutes later, and Sheffield United are coming unglued. That allows me to pull Bastable and Collett to keep them fresh for our trip to Turin. I later do the same for Mujkic. Complacency results in a consolation goal for Sheffield in stoppage time, and we're once again denied a clean sheet.

Man of the Match: Matty Collett




Sheffield United 1-3 Wrexham



I'll probably have to do something about this come the summer transfer window, El Sayed has been moping since 2022. It's a shame, he's gotten into 13 matches for us this season and has 8 shutouts. He's a perfect second keeper.



Having good physios means that your players return from injury more quickly, even if the physios can't do a whole lot about them getting hurt during matches. Argenti was given a prognosis of 3-5 weeks, and returned after exactly three weeks out.



Parr will still take a full month to get back into shape, which means he'll only be available at the very end of the season. Still, better to have him healthy than not.



Not a single prospect in the bunch. I'll be replacing our director of youth development this summer, he hasn't been good enough to earn a contract extension, and I've learned more about the staff role since hiring him.



Manchester City can be beaten! We're now five points back, and they have yet to play Chelsea and Man United. We've still got Arsenal and Man U on our schedule as well, though, so we're hardly out of the woods. And that's ignoring the fact that Man U is tied with us on points and has a slight goal differential advantage.



I'll be interested to see how the kids do. The USA has players with intriguing potential, with my Wrexham staff saying that eight or so of them have the potential to become good enough to play at the squad level in the Champions League. The best of the bunch are defenders Isaac Parsons and Chris Ramirez, and midfielders Jesus Melendez, Paul Barrett, Michael Enriquez and Xavier Hughes. If they all come along like Chris Todd and Scott Shirra have, we'll have a very good, young team at the 2026 World Cup.

At Juventus, March 15, 2023
Champions League, Knockout Round


We'll advance even with a 3-1 loss. We just need that away goal. Why am I worried that we won't get it?

Starting Formation: 4-2-3-1 Counter
Starting 11: Kovacevic, Cirjak, Laux, Todd, Suslov, Bailey, Petts, Collett, Shirra, Mujkic (c), Bastable.
Subs: El Sayed, Reed, Hammatt, Mair, Julio, Taborda, Aarts.

Well, the journos were talking about the effect of an early goal, and they were right about how it can affect the game. Collett commits a handball during a set piece and Juventus score on the penalty kick. Our lead is down to one after just 15 minutes. Things don't get better, and by the 34th minute we've surrendered our two goal. It's a blessing that we make it into halftime without going behind.

I rage at the players for their pathetic display, and we come out with significantly more gumption. Even so, it seems like we're doomed after the third occasion that a Wrexham shot bounces off the woodwork. Finally Scott Shirra gives us the vital away goal in the 60th minute, and once again Juventus has to score twice. They pull one back with fifteen minutes to play and the final minutes are agony as I scream at the ref to blow the whistle in the fifth minute of a four minute stoppage time, but they can't manage a second. We escape Italy by the barest of margins, and with the scalp of the reigning European champions.




Juventus (3)3-1(3) a Wrexham



This will keep him out of the Aston Villa match, but Taborda is healthy and capable of filling in for him.



Our smash and grab nets us some serious dosh.



Real Madrid stormed back over Wolfsburg, I can sympathize with them so very much, while Celtic survives to make the quarterfinals. You can guess which of them I'd rather face. Of the eight teams in the quarters five hail from the UK, no mean feat.



Napoli won the Scudetto last season, but are only in fourth this time around. It's the best draw we could have hoped for if we couldn't land Celtic.



I think I'm going to send them on vacation instead. Nyah nyah.

vs. Aston Villa, March 18, 2023
Premier League


Our next four club matches are against Arsenal, Manchester City, and the CL quarterfinal ties with Napoli. We need to not look past Aston Villa, who are quietly putting together a top half season. Our task isn't made easier by the absence of many players who are off on international duty, youth players Enrique and Ellis Rickard are on the bench due to absences. I'm surprised the FA didn't ask me if I wanted to postpone this match.

Starting Formation: 4-2-3-1 Control
Starting 11: Kovacevic, Cirjak, Feruga (c), Todd, Suslov, Mair, Bailey, Collett, Julio, Taborda, Bastable.
Subs: El Sayed, Enrique, Rickard, Petts, Shirra, Parr, Aarts.

Bastable has a goal called back in the twelfth minute, and it's the only time all game that we put the ball in the back of the net. We can't get through Aston Villa's defense, with Bastable choking away the winner in the 82nd minute. It's likely the end of our title dreams unless both Manchesters drop points, and it comes in a match where we absolutely dominated every aspect of the match but the scoreline. At least Shahed Parr finally got to make his debut, nearly 10 months after we first signed him.

Man of the Match: Oleg Suslov.




Wrexham 0-0 Aston Villa



It would be great to see Man City reduced to a club that was merely one of the most strongly supported and wealthiest in the world. I mean, it wouldn't change much, but at least it raises the possibility that they'll pull a Liverpool.



Hurrah for optimism. I've taken direct control of the youth squad, I'll be managing their friendlies and their matches in the U20 tournament and later this summer in France. I want them to develop a good relationship with me. I won't be giving rundowns of our matches, though, because they're still just an U20 side. We have friendlies against Canada and Scotland's U20 teams coming up before the tournament, it'll give me a chance to break in the squad and improve some of their fitness. We should win the Canada match, but Scotland will be trickier.

Meanwhile, I've put rear end Man Paul Williams in charge of the B team, he'll schedule friendlies and bring in players to that team, hopefully turning up ones that I've overlooked. Also, our U23 team has been invited to the Copa America. We're in a group with Brazil, Venezuela, and Chile, so escaping to the knockout rounds will be a major accomplishment. I'm not sure why our U23 team is scheduled this way, it's a major tournament and the equivalent of the Euro Championships, but it might be because we also have the Gold Cup scheduled a month earlier. The Gold Cup will run from June 11th through early July, and the Copa America begins July 13.

Suffice to say, we're going to have a busy, busy summer when it comes to the US setup. I'll cover the Gold Cup and Copa America in depth, while giving updates on the Tournoi Espoirs de Toulon in early June.



Six times! It's the first injury to Suslov in the regular season this year, and it means James Loseille is going to have to grow up real quick.

vs. Scotland, March 28, 2023
International Friendly


Let's see how we do against the likes of Stuart Mair and a number of other excellent players like top EPL goal scorer John Baxter. Scotland is on the upswing, they're not a great team but they've done well enough to reach 27th in the FIFA rankings and look likely to qualify for the Euro Championship next year. For some reason Scott Shirra was not called up for this friendly, nor are Scott Scott or John McGoon Jr. on the squad.

Starting Formation: 4-5-1 Counter.
Starting 11: Toninho, Robles, Latham, Brown, Bruno, Padilla, Woods (c), Spence, Baker, Lenz, Carroll.
Subs: Gaspar, Hernandez, Velasco, Needham, Hyndman, Munk, Ramos, Gordon, Duncan, Saavedra, Mancini.

Our striker Florian Lenz is pulling a Jozy Altidore. He's been awful for his club, Stuttgart, and has only managed three goals all season. Yet he puts us ahead with an assertive finish after five minutes have passed. We play a scrappy defensive game, and when the dust settles we've beaten Scotland. It's a decent win for us, being the first time that we've beaten a club with a higher FIFA ranking under my guidance, and augurs well for the Gold Cup. Left back Bruno picks up Man of the Match honors, he set up Lenz's goal and was relentless on that flank.

Man of the Match: Bruno




USMNT 1-0 Scotland




Confidence building is the name of the game. We looked dangerous on the counter, hopefully we'll be able to take Mexico down a peg this summer. I'm unconcerned about getting out of the group, we wildly outclass El Salvador and Curacao and are better than Honduras. The whole of CONCACAF outside of World Cup champs Mexico is looking terrible, actually. Due to a lack of friendlies and middling results to start my tenure we've slipped back to 32nd in the rankings. That's still far better than 55th ranked Costa Rica and 69th ranked Jamaica. Compare with real life where the USA, Costa Rica and Mexico are ranked 15th, 16th, and 18th, and both Panama (33rd) and Honduras (40th) are in the top 40.

USMNT




The USMNT is rapidly approaching our first international tournaments with me at the helm. The CONCACAF U20 championships, Toulon Tournament, Gold Cup, and the Copa America will indicate exactly how much needs to be done if we're to make any noise at the 2026 World Cup, which will be held in the good ol' US of A. Our goal is to win the CONCACAF trophies, and make the knockout rounds in France and Ecuador.

Wrexham


Meanwhile, on the club side of things we're right back where we were last year. We've got a shot at the double, but we could just as easily come away with nothing. We're going to need Manchester City to fall apart if we want to dream of winning the title, though, even if we're just four points behind them that's still asking them to lose two of the next seven games while we win out. At least we don't have to worry about making the Champions League since Chelsea has lost four and only won one of their past six league matches. They went from tied with us on points to start February to 12 points back of fourth place with 7 matches to play.

benzine
Oct 21, 2010

habeasdorkus posted:

Meanwhile, I've put rear end Man Paul Williams in charge of the B team, he'll schedule friendlies and bring in players to that team, hopefully turning up ones that I've overlooked. Also, our U23 team has been invited to the Copa America. We're in a group with Brazil, Venezuela, and Chile, so escaping to the knockout rounds will be a major accomplishment. I'm not sure why our U23 team is scheduled this way, it's a major tournament and the equivalent of the Euro Championships, but it might be because we also have the Gold Cup scheduled a month earlier. The Gold Cup will run from June 11th through early July, and the Copa America begins July 13.

I recall is from CONMEBOL asking that invited countries play with a U-23, I guess they don't want a non country winning it.

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!
This game seriously, seriously overrates Celtic and Scottish football in general.

Also that reminds me, how is Scott Scott doing?

Little Abigail
Jul 21, 2011



College Slice

benzine posted:

I recall is from CONMEBOL asking that invited countries play with a U-23, I guess they don't want a non country winning it.

I think it's just weird.

One year it invited my main US squad to the Copa America, which we won, and the next year they invited the U-23 squad for both the US and Mexico but not the main squads.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

benzine posted:

I recall is from CONMEBOL asking that invited countries play with a U-23, I guess they don't want a non country winning it.

Actually it's because in 2011 UEFA made a proposition to FIFA to forbid any national squad from participating in a championship organized by a different confederation, so to avoid any possible issue, CONCACAF restricted Mexico and Costa Rica to use the olympic U-23 plus 5 players in Copa America 2011.

I think Football Manager uses whatever rules were in place when the game launched, so in this universe CONCACAF Teams will always be restricted to U-23 squads in Copa América.

For the 2015 Copa America, CONCACAF is thinking about restricting Jamaica and Mexico to using U-22 teams, due to the Gold Cup, but no decison was made yet.

Magrov fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jul 24, 2014

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

habeasdorkus posted:




Not a single prospect in the bunch. I'll be replacing our director of youth development this summer, he hasn't been good enough to earn a contract extension, and I've learned more about the staff role since hiring him.


Mind explaining more? I never know what to look for for that staff role. I always just go working with youngsters/Judging Potential/DDM

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Little Abigail posted:

I think it's just weird.

One year it invited my main US squad to the Copa America, which we won, and the next year they invited the U-23 squad for both the US and Mexico but not the main squads.

Was the main squad in 2016? If so, maybe it was the Copa America Centenario, which is a special edition being held in the US in 2016 and features 6 full teams from CONCACAF (US, Mexico, top two Gold Cup teams that aren't those two, and 1 each from the Caribbean championship and Central American championship that aren't in the top 2 of the Gold Cup).

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006
Southampton will escape relegation yet!

Little Abigail
Jul 21, 2011



College Slice

Sky Shadowing posted:

Was the main squad in 2016? If so, maybe it was the Copa America Centenario, which is a special edition being held in the US in 2016 and features 6 full teams from CONCACAF (US, Mexico, top two Gold Cup teams that aren't those two, and 1 each from the Caribbean championship and Central American championship that aren't in the top 2 of the Gold Cup).

Yes actually, it was 2016. Learn something new everyday, I guess. It had the hosts as Brazil though.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Voting B. Tie yourself to an MLS team!


And I think your problem not being able to assign a player to your feeder club is because of THEIR transfer window, not yours. You can only assign players when their window is open.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Finally read through the thread from beginning to end. You weren't kidding when you said FM is basically CK2 with soccer. Australia :argh:. Is it too late to vote? If not I vote B. Great work so far. I wish there was an up to date good Hockey Manager. I guess I'll have to settle for talking myself into picking up FM15.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

A Tartan Tory posted:

This game seriously, seriously overrates Celtic and Scottish football in general.

Also that reminds me, how is Scott Scott doing?

I can't complain, Scotland being overrated landed us Shirra and Mair.

Scott Scott is a solid premier league striker at age 21 for Newcastle. He'd be on the national team but for John Baxter being the top striker in the EPL this year. John McGoon Jr. is also coming along nicely at Swansea.

Just saw my first Liverpool match, and I'm glad it didn't go to penalty kicks. Coutinho was impressive, but the defending late was shambolic.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Lets go for A

Wellington Phoenix somehow beat West Ham last night!! :vince: I am so pissed that this match turned up on one my busiest weeks of the year.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
So there's three spots on the board of directors that need to be filled. Who wants em? (first come, first serve, please don't ask if you've already been on the board)

Most recent update is finished, one of the matches left me jelly legged at the end.

Nondevor
Jun 1, 2011





catposting
I'll take a spot as the person who doesn't know anything about soccer! :v:

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

I honestly can't remember if I've been on the board or not. It's been ages. You have a list, by any chance?

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.
I'd love a term on the Board, you can put me down as Prof. Frank Smith.

ThePenIsMightier
Dec 21, 2009
I'd like a spot.

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

I'd like a board spot please.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I'd love to be on the board

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Probably too late but I'd like one :smith:

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

TheMcD posted:

I honestly can't remember if I've been on the board or not. It's been ages. You have a list, by any chance?

I do not, unfortunately. But I recall you being on the board.

Nondevor, Franks Happy Place, and ThePenIsMightier, congratulations.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jul 24, 2014

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