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Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

PUGGERNAUT posted:



IT IS SO HARD TO BE STRAIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU *can hold hands with partner in public and talk about partner at work without fear*

The last time I saw this image, someone posted a great response but I can't remember where I found it. Could very well have been SA. Anyway, I saved it in a document and now finally have the chance to copy/paste it!

It's a lot of :words: but they're :words: worth reading.

quote:

Good on you for being proud!

It can be such a struggle growing up straight.

When did you first realize you were straight?

How long did it take you to realize you weren’t gay like everyone else?

What lengths did you go to in order to hide the fact you were straight from everyone else?

How many dates with someone of the same gender did you go on because you didn’t want people talking about how you never went out with another guy/girl?

Were you worried about telling your parents that you liked people of the opposite sex?

Did you ever overhear your dad talking with friends and saying how any kid of his that was straight he’d kick to the curb?

Did you have a straight friend who wound up homeless after he told his parents that he liked girls?

Or was he just beaten at school and called a pussy-lover or boob-chaser or fish-packer?

Did you ever try to Pray Away the Straight? Get sent to Straight Camp to try and fix your feelings for the opposite sex?

Did you ever have to sit and listen to political and religious leaders on TV talking about how you, yes you specifically, for liking the opposite sex, were not only doomed to hell and eternal hellfire, but were also solely responsible for the destruction of America, the modern world, marriage, and any natural disaster that occurred?

Who was your favorite straight character on TV? I mean, they probably weren’t -written- as straight, but who did you watch and feel that, even though they’d been written hooking up with someone of the same gender, they just had this.. air about them, this connection with an opposite-sexed costar that just… Well, they -had- to be straight. And it made you feel less alone to imagine that they were. That they could be like you. And thus, you could be like them.

Did you ever promise God that you’d do anything He’d want you to if He’d just let you fall in love/lust with someone of the same gender, so you didn’t have to be so different?

What’s your most notable scar? The one you got from your dad’s punch when he found out you were straight? The one you got from some random kids who jumped you and your boy/girlfriend as you were sneaking out of a straightbar one night? The ones you gave yourself after you found ‘Straightmo’ spraypainted over your locker and none of the teachers did anything about it?

Are you lucky enough to live somewhere you can be openly straight and walk hand in hand with your boy/girlfriend? Or do you have to pretend that you’re just roommates and put up pictures of someone of the same sex whenever your parents come to visit so they think you’re in a proper relationship?

I know it can be hard answering these questions, but that’s what Straight Pride is all about. Taking all the hurt and abuse and terror of the world, and forging it into a kind of strength. Remember, we’re right there with you. There’s nothing wrong with being straight. In fact, it’s something to be proud of.

And maybe someday, your opposite-sex relationship will be as natural and accepted as same-sex ones.

Probably not in your lifetime, admittedly, but someday…

"Sincerely,

A person who has no loving clue what the 'pride' in 'gay pride' actually means and has no desire to find out because that would take effort."

Like, yeah, if you try to appropriate a movement that a group of disadvantaged people started in the hopes that it would lead to less of them being, you know, murdered, that is kind of a dick move.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

"We middle class white males are going to be the most persecuted minorities ever! 1488"

Last year, I had a friend look me directly in the eye and say, "The white male is by far the least employable group in this country." This is a thing conservatives believe, because this is what Fox, Rush, and the various second-string Rush's are telling them. The Big Lie apparently really does work.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



Jerry Manderbilt posted:



"We middle class white males are going to be the most persecuted minorities ever! 1488"

the OP is a rich Vietnamese guy I know from high school who went to engineering school at Purdue and landed a job a month after graduating, and last year he posted "Dear black people, please don't riot over the Trayvon verdict" on his facebook

Well of all the minorities Asians are hardly underrepresented in engineering. It's not like anyone's going to go "wow, an Asian engineer! This place is progressive."

And :laffo: at the notion that white males will ever be threatened as a demographic in loving engineering.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

What would people even talk about in a straight pride group? "Today is the 1,953rd straight day that nobody has called the police on me for smooching my husband in public." "I got married today and nobody cared except my friends and family." "I put my penis in a consenting adult without sparking a national debate."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

They'd talk about everything the typical "repressed majority" obsessively talk about: how much they hate everyone different from themselves and how it isn't fair they don't get to repress people anymore.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
"I saw the gay pride parade on TV today. When are we gonna organize our own parade?!"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Centripetal Horse posted:

Last year, I had a friend look me directly in the eye and say, "The white male is by far the least employable group in this country." This is a thing conservatives believe, because this is what Fox, Rush, and the various second-string Rush's are telling them. The Big Lie apparently really does work.

He is right, though. White men are generally uncomfortable around minorities when they don't act white and tend to be far more entitled than people of other races and genders for the same work.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

RagnarokAngel posted:

"I saw the gay pride parade on TV today. When are we gonna organize our own parade?!"

Lol. Well, too be fair, from what I've seen of gay pride parades, they are a hell of a lot more fun than many other parades.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
There's nothing to stop these people joining in the gay pride parades if they want. Lots of "straight allies" go along with their gay friends, or they just go by themselves to add to the numbers and show their support for LGBT rights.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Sorry. Forgot the article.
http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/true-bloods-nelsan-ellis-slams-former-co-star-luke-grimes-who-reportedly-quit-over-gay-story



I left in the comments telling Eva Graves she's an idiot. Oh, also the article is on a site called "Gaystarnews", so you'd think that people like her would realize that this isn't the place for her.

Stottie Kyek posted:

There's nothing to stop these people joining in the gay pride parades if they want. Lots of "straight allies" go along with their gay friends, or they just go by themselves to add to the numbers and show their support for LGBT rights.
I meant it as a joke because the people who think that "straight pride" is a thing that needs to happen are probably afraid to go to gay pride parades. I mean, the gay is passed along by touch, right?

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



You might want to add some context so people know what the gently caress you are talking about.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Gimnbo posted:

Well of all the minorities Asians are hardly underrepresented in engineering. It's not like anyone's going to go "wow, an Asian engineer! This place is progressive."

And :laffo: at the notion that white males will ever be threatened as a demographic in loving engineering.

"Reggie Stration"'s fifteen words: We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white male engineers.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
A nice thing about a lot of "dying" industries is that they are cash-heavy. Every community art space I've ever known has a lot of fun stuff going on off the books that, no doubt, helps keep the place afloat. As long as your friends figure out what they want to sell and how to launder money they'll be fine.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

"This business model will totally work, as long as it's a front for drug sales."

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

LordSaturn posted:

"This business model will totally work, as long as it's a front for drug sales."

Mission Statement of the CIA.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.


Noted terrorist sympathiser the United Kingdom

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Shbobdb posted:

A nice thing about a lot of "dying" industries is that they are cash-heavy. Every community art space I've ever known has a lot of fun stuff going on off the books that, no doubt, helps keep the place afloat. As long as your friends figure out what they want to sell and how to launder money they'll be fine.

There's a few board games shops and cybercafes that are still doing a good trade in Edinburgh (the Games Workshop is even on the Royal Mile where the rent is obscenely high), but I think that's because gaming nerds will spend lots of money on their hobby before anything else, so even a small target market will pay for it.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Stottie Kyek posted:

There's a few board games shops and cybercafes that are still doing a good trade in Edinburgh (the Games Workshop is even on the Royal Mile where the rent is obscenely high), but I think that's because gaming nerds will spend lots of money on their hobby before anything else, so even a small target market will pay for it.

As kickstarter has proven, nerds are the greatest economic power in the world. Plus the game stores have an active community of players coming in and hanging out, so it's easy to sell them on more products. Doesn't help that board games are booming in popularity lately.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

MizPiz posted:

He is right, though. White men are generally uncomfortable around minorities when they don't act white and tend to be far more entitled than people of other races and genders for the same work.

"Through no fault of their own," was the unspoken subtext. The lead-up was standard "businesses are forced to hire minorities over whites." I don't know how that idea is reconciled with the fact that blacks are unemployed at about 195% the rate of whites. I guess if the system was fair, white unemployment would be 0%.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

quote:

“I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the gently caress away..

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is 'The actors are clearly visible'.”

-David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

emphasis mine.

and from the same stupid tumblr:

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

Hopefully a bunch of gay guys are lying in wait to throw glitter and twirl rainbow ribbons while prancing around them.

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
I don't hate straight people I just wish they'd stop flaunting their sexuality in public. I was at dinner and this man was kissing his girlfriend and it's like, hello, I'm trying to eat here.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

Sounds like a real sausage fest.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

They're waiting to get fined for not having those permits so they can go SEE SEE IT'S HITLER ALL OVER AGAIN

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
This the gay agenda, trick all the straight men into one place and either kill or convert them. I should've listened to Hannity, now it's too late

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

So basically there will be no music, huh?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

kazil posted:

So basically there will be no music, huh?

There's also no BYOB, so you can bet it'll be nothing but Natty Lite

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Straight white guy festival would be a great band name ironically.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



so I'm about to defriend this dipshit; can't really remember why we're Facebook friends. I'm involved in local standup comedy, so it's probably a friend of a comic or someone who came to a show or whatever. There's something about this guy that goes beyond the usual idiot.

the image that made my eyes roll so hard I hit unfriend:


the usual :words:


alright so he hates socialism and 'Comrade Obama' and government handouts but


...okay so maybe he's sort of a centrist democra--


No. Just an idiot. An idiot on social media.

so close! so very very close!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Christmas Present posted:

...okay so maybe he's sort of a centrist democra--



Known supporter of the Republican Party: Malcom X.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

Everyone is welcome? It would be magical if a ton of gay people showed up with "straight ally" and similar shirts/signs, ala how gay allies do at pride parades(if that didn't mean they got the poo poo kicked out of them, which is probably the case :()

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Peanut President posted:

Known supporter of the Republican Party: Malcom X.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

The old Democratic party used to be a lot like the modern Republican party and vice versa. Not saying he was for sure a Republican, but the image macro is dishonest as gently caress.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Yeah but like Malcom X. Malcom loving X being quoted to support a far-right party.


MALCOM X!!!

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Peanut President posted:

Yeah but like Malcom X. Malcom loving X being quoted to support a far-right party.


MALCOM X!!!

Nono its cool! I'm not racist! A black guy once said something that supports my views when taken completely out of context!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


I'm not saying it's not awful what's happening to these Iraqi families but this rear end in a top hat has been posting all week about how loving deserved the slaughter of Palestinians has been. I thought at first the guy commenting was sarcastically calling him out on his bullshit but he's actually serious.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

ISIS is doing a lot of hosed up poo poo though, the news ain't gonna cover it all because it's not getting views.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



re: the pretty good breakdown of why 'nice guys' are overlooked

Excels posted:

emphasis mine.

I'm not getting it, what is stupid about this? Why did you emphasise the bits you did? Are you a 'nice guy' that's taking offence over the piece? You do know what a 'nice guy' is, right?

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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

This looks like fun!



It might be a prank--the city says nobody has applied for a festival permit that day--but the flyers are real. We'll all just have to wait until September to see if anyone shows up.

Why no illegal drugs? Maybe Ohio's different but here in the UK, straight, white, preferably middle-class people are the only people who can get away with using drugs, even in public, while the police turn a blind eye and search ethnic minorities instead. May as well make the most of it.

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