Whip Memorial Dunkin Donuts Discussion Thread

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pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

tuluk posted:

shim when you become the next gip mod you gotta change your avatar to Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces.
....you're already halfway there mentally.

The rest of the daily gip posters here kinda float from book characters to book character, depending on how drunk they are or if they're on/off their meds.

Whip is already Angelo Mancuso, the book character who hangs out in bathrooms to arrest perverts.
holly bloopers, eva braun blowjobs & kungfufuckfist are the trio of lesbians who go around beating up everyone.
grover is the overwhelmed college professor broken by Ignatius J. Reilly(gip).
booblords is the funny gay dude. meowlins is the frustrated hot-dog vendor owner.
godholio is the clueless good-natured stripper, etc. gleep is the dude looking for commies everywhere.

However, Cole & renraku aren't cool enough/will never be cool enough to be burma jones.

I'm Rex, his childhood dog.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:00

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:48

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tuluk posted:

shim when you become the next gip mod you gotta change your avatar to Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces.
....you're already halfway there mentally.

The rest of the daily gip posters here kinda float from book characters to book character, depending on how drunk they are or if they're on/off their meds.

Whip is already Angelo Mancuso, the book character who hangs out in bathrooms to arrest perverts.
holly bloopers, eva braun blowjobs & kungfufuckfist are the trio of lesbians who go around beating up everyone.
grover is the overwhelmed college professor broken by Ignatius J. Reilly(gip).
booblords is the funny gay dude. meowlins is the frustrated hot-dog vendor owner.
godholio is the clueless good-natured stripper, etc. gleep is the dude looking for commies everywhere.

However, Cole & renraku aren't cool enough/will never be cool enough to be burma jones.

keep me out of your slash fic you weirdo freak

# ? Jul 25, 2014 06:50

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

Change your names to one of these

Probably want to call dibs on Georgia O'Queefe ASAP

SEXISM IS OVER!

# ? Jul 25, 2014 13:10

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Wtf is this book and why do people keep assuming I've read it??

:ohdear:

# ? Jul 25, 2014 13:35

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

hit the wikipedia link in my last post and skim the plot summary.

Basically the book is set in the mid-1960s and had realistic new orleans dialogue & locations before hurricane katarina happened. The book is comedic fiction that follows the main character Ignatius J. Reilly as he does horrible things during a summer in New Orleans...all while wearing a green deerstalker hat & scarf 24/7. He's kinda the patient zero for every single thing gip mocks about D&D, or GBS or fedora-wearing spergs.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 17:07

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Obama Africanus posted:

That was one of those purchases I made mixing amphetamines and ambien. I'm pretty sure the logic began something like "I'll blow that goddamn drone they send to deliver the lube barrel outta the loving sky. No way I'm shaking hands with the devil before I see that poo poo." And ended with me asleep in an Isuzu Trooper wearing nothing but skidded up briefs, some doc martins and the compound bow my family let me keep after they took my guns. Of course there's a black man wearing very tight fed ex shorts waiting for my signature for the literal barrel of lube that Amazon had the sinewy sambo saunter safely, soundly, to my door.

Gonna see if you can burn it with LoX and make a dildo shaped liquid rocket.

This post was funny and then people started talking about books. k all caught up.

# ? Jul 25, 2014 17:22

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Foot Connoisseur

# ? Jul 25, 2014 23:02

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

i just don't get books :shrug:

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:22

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Sorry fuckers. Reading is awesome.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:23

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:24

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

Victor Vermis posted:

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:29

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Sorry fuckers. Reading is awesome.

I agree

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:46

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

tuluk posted:

hit the wikipedia link in my last post and skim the plot summary.

Basically the book is set in the mid-1960s and had realistic new orleans dialogue & locations before hurricane katarina happened. The book is comedic fiction that follows the main character Ignatius J. Reilly as he does horrible things during a summer in New Orleans...all while wearing a green deerstalker hat & scarf 24/7. He's kinda the patient zero for every single thing gip mocks about D&D, or GBS or fedora-wearing spergs.

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:48

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:48

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Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:54

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:54

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I believe in Shimazu.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 01:55

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

what the gently caress does QTIYD even mean?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:00

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

ded posted:

what the gently caress does QTIYD even mean?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:06

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:12

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:13

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

ded posted:

what the gently caress does QTIYD even mean?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote This if You're Down

Grandpa

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:17

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:26

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Shim needs to be mod just so he can give himself that as an avatar for free and preserve his Jew gold.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:27

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:29

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Obama Africanus posted:

I was kidding

I was sadly making a joke of it a long time ago, but goons.. Goons never change.

Anyway- Ozma we're getting close to the chap with the parachute, before long someone's gonna have to counterbalance piggy. We'll accept benevolent junta's led by mad men.. There's even a chance we'd let a Jew probate cole, but we won't live in a police state with a pig holding a conch.

On behalf of the majority of GiP, I humbly request you add a second mod to these great forums, and that she or he be a military member [lol] or veteran of something other than the coming gender wars.

QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD
QTIYD

# ? Jul 26, 2014 02:38

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

SHIMAZU FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW

# ? Jul 26, 2014 03:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

SHIMAZU FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW

It's just like how forest fires make way for new growth, let shim burn GiP to the ground

# ? Jul 26, 2014 03:23

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

SHIMAZU FOR A BRIGHTER TOMORROW

# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:21

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

gleep gloop posted:

Grandpa

reminds me i need to get a chastity belt for my teenage daughter

# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:24

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Shim will cleanse us of our sins

# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:25

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

We need to work this up the chain to QCS.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:53

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

make shim the mod of every subforum except gip and see what happens.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 04:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Under the New Shim Order GiP will consist of only the drunk thread for both posting poo poo and poo poo posting, all other threads will be banned along with Cole most likely.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:03

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

I'm trying to think what we could post to get Ozmas attention to the recent vacancy and power imbalance.

I don't want to see whip become Bacon Antoinette if we can avoid it, but this subforum is and always will be for baby killing military members. We just let baby killing cops in here since gen pop isn't keen on either of our ilk.

But don't think that because bacon and berets both burn babies that we don't have grievances. The divisions between cops and military men goes back way the gently caress further than Israel/Palestine.

In my opinion it's because cops were the original Jodie's after we stopped allowing the cliff baby practice. So the cops of the world were born and there job was to fight the domestic war against bitches and children. Fast forward to 2014 and they've got MRAPS and every county has a tier 1 anti terror and doughnut unit, but that don't mean we loving like these pieces of authoritarian poo poo anymore than the rest.

It's just hard to make friends when baby killer is in your dossier, ya know?

# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:05

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

You fuckers want to see a police state? I'm going to make beanieson a second mod. He already posts pictures of his house.

# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

You fuckers want to see a police state? I'm going to make beanieson a second mod. He already posts pictures of his house.

u & me, it'll be like lethal weapon but with two Mel Gibsons

# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:12

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:48

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

beanieson posted:

u & me, it'll be like lethal weapon but with two Mel Gibsons

Is it because we're white and hate ~~jews~~ snowden's secret?

# ? Jul 26, 2014 05:13

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