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US Vice President, Joe Biden posted:The vice president recalled the time he looked Putin in the eyes and told him he didn’t have a soul, while he was visiting the former Russian prime minister at the Kremlin in 2011.
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:44 |
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Isn't he just taking a poo poo on what GWB said about Putin there?
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:52 |
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Max posted:Isn't he just taking a poo poo on what GWB said about Putin there? yeah George Bush posted:“I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul,” Bush said. “He's a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country, and I appreciate very much the frank dialogue, and that's the beginning of a very constructive relationship.”
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# ? Jul 21, 2014 17:54 |
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I don't know why this was posted, it seems pretty legit.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:29 |
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I thought this was an Onion article.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:29 |
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You're chicken.quote:Not Chickening Out Of Saying The Right Thing
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:33 |
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everything else aside,Khazar-khum posted:"not unless you're the first reported case of CHICKEN ALLERGIES!" http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Chicken+allergy
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:48 |
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Let it go python-lady is a pretty good saying.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:52 |
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Isn 't the spreadsheet thing half of an old email forward where the second half was a response from the woman pointing out that the man was a drunk rear end in a top hat who kept coming home wanting to gently caress after the bars closed, and who, during some of the times he wrote that they did have sex, that he mistook the sheets for her and she didn't have time to correct him?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:55 |
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courtesy of Reddit:http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bb3yc/tifu_by_giving_a_giving_fat_girl_my_seat_on_the/ posted:So it's the rush hour morning commute on the subway. I usually get a seat because I get on near the end/beginning of the line. All the seats usually get taken fairly quickly and so, being a healthy young person, I habitually glance around every few stops to make sure no incredibly elderly, disabled, or pregnant person is stuck standing whilst I sit like a jerk with my able body. This isn't because I'm a nice guy, it's just something you do because if you don't you get hate stares (from people who also could just give up their seat to said person in need, but that's another discussion). Yuh huh fat chicks amirite?
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 07:29 |
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MinistryofLard posted:You can't just ASSUME someone is pregnant! Good advice, unless the baby's crowning
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 07:51 |
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Khazar-khum posted:You're chicken. Hmm, the BUT-YOU'RE-A-WOMAN owner suddenly switched genders in the middle of the story...
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:16 |
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I believe he meant that the restaurant had was named after a woman, therefore the customer assumed it was owned by a woman, or something. Then the owner pointed out it was named after his daughter (twist!). Basically, pointless, confusing details that prove it's a true story. vv ooh, yeah, in that case, I have no idea... maybe they're trying to imply the owner is the mom, but then the customer's dialog makes no sense and yeah, this never happened. Imaduck has a new favorite as of 16:58 on Jul 22, 2014 |
# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:16 |
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Imaduck posted:I believe he meant that the restaurant had was named after a woman, therefore the customer assumed it was owned by a woman, or something. Then the owner pointed out it was named after his daughter (twist!). *points to wall of pictures she's standing next to*
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:18 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:everything else aside, can't nobody be allergic to chicken, it is one of the Basic meats of no offence to anybody
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:14 |
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razorrozar posted:*points to wall of pictures she's standing next to* I think it's saying the customer lady was standing next to the wall of pictures, not the owner. In a poorly written way.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:19 |
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Front page of imgurp
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:53 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Front page of imgurp Haha, if this is even remotely true there's gonna be shitload of pictures and videos of it out there. There's no way that not a single nerd didn't have a smartphone at a convention's costume contest.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:05 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Front page of imgurp They were screaming because he hosed up the line.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:17 |
axolotl farmer posted:Front page of imgurp How convenient of them to not to prearrange a video of this not happening. Edit: funny that he even messed up the quote.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:18 |
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dregan posted:can't nobody be allergic to chicken, it is one of the Basic meats of no offence to anybody And if they claim to be so, then a big old needle full of vaccine all the way up Thermometer Alley will cure them of that delusion.
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# ? Jul 22, 2014 22:29 |
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Found this today. I like it better than the other one.
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# ? Jul 23, 2014 15:49 |
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razorrozar posted:Found this today. I like it better than the other one. Why yes, it is in fact a loving spreadsheet
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:29 |
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 07:35 |
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"I was inspired to drink my own piss for 15 days just to get back at what very well may have been a one-time event or mistake! I'm a genius!"
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 07:44 |
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Pidmon posted:"I was inspired to drink my own piss for 15 days just to get back at what very well may have been a one-time event or mistake! I'm a genius!" He didn't drink it himself. He just peed in it and set it out as a trap. Or, he would have if this was poo poo that happened. Which it isn't.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:06 |
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Marley Wants More posted:He didn't drink it himself. He just peed in it and set it out as a trap. Or, he would have if this was poo poo that happened. Which it isn't. I know it didn't but when your 'clever fake revenge story' involves you either drinking your own piss for 15 days or wasting 15 days worth of tea maybe y'all aren't so drat clever.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:09 |
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Reminds me of that old joke where a man at the bar goes for a piss and covers his beer with a note saying "I spit in this", comes back and finds a second note saying "Me too."
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 12:31 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Front page of imgurp How human beings can write things like this and not immediately want to kill themselves is beyond me.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 14:46 |
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razorrozar posted:Found this today. I like it better than the other one. 7/21/14 no "I want a divorce!"
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 15:48 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Front page of imgurp I've been in the same general area as something extremely similar happening a few years back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9IC4euZgE
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 16:24 |
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reddituserpowerfantasy posted:I had been working as a small office's sysadmin for a little over two months when Jack was hired. Jack was a paid intern whose mother was friends with my boss's wife. Jack grew up in the wealthiest county in the state (where my Boss lives) and has had everything he ever wanted. A sense of entitlement that hung around him like the smell of five-day-old socks was the first thing I noticed upon being introduced to him as he went around the office. tl;dr - nerd owns stupid intern by pulling up some porn because the intern owned the nerd
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 21:54 |
"I'll put the whole story on reddit if you help me." Oh boy, what a reward! That story is like the most generic IT fiction in history, only longer and fictioner.
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# ? Jul 24, 2014 22:34 |
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I know, that was the most unbelievable part in a story full of dumb poo poo. Yeah, who wouldn't risk their career for the chance to get some Reddit upvotes (on someone else's post)? Also, does the writer not realize that smartphones or iPods exist? Interns can listen to music just fine without plugging a headphone into a PC.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 05:47 |
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This is bizarre.quote:Like A Dog With A Bone About Your Dog
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 08:18 |
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I think the author of that was an 11 year girl....from middle America.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 08:20 |
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What kind of echo chamber do these kids live in that people believe this crap? Oh. Right.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 12:57 |
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Pet stores require your pet to be leashed. This story isn't even sort of plausible.
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# ? Jul 25, 2014 15:38 |
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Tumblr posted:Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 15:10 |
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That dad either takes incredibly long sips,or doesn't know how to pace himself.
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# ? Jul 26, 2014 17:02 |