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Oh loving finally some woman who could handle the litany of abuses I want to impose on the female gender for my own sexual and personal gratification. And she's cool with living in a van down by the river? Jesus if she makes decent shake and bake meth she's most likely related to me, if not, she might be the one I was meant for.
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van down by the river? poo poo, she's probably cool with a muddy bank by the river as long as she gets some dick. Someone should buy her an account.
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Jul 26, 2014 07:40
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Some dude surfing porn finds his long lost cousin. Turns out she's Lexi Belle now. http://thehundreds.com/porncousin/
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Jul 26, 2014 13:44
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I wonder how many loads he blew to Lexi Belle before realizing that it was his cousin, that's probably why it "stings" so much
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Jul 26, 2014 16:49
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Anansi The Spider posted:I wonder how many loads he blew to Lexi Belle before realizing that it was his cousin, that's probably why it "stings" so much Not many people in your life really care about you do they
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Jul 26, 2014 18:12
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Jul 26, 2014 18:39
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What a loser. The least he could do is help his mother keep the place straight. I mean, look at how crooked those picture frames are. Geez!
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Jul 26, 2014 18:41
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Alright where the hell did you get photos of me from junior high?!
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Jul 26, 2014 18:41
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Mr. Nice! posted:Some dude surfing porn finds his long lost cousin. Turns out she's Lexi Belle now. If Lexi belle were my cousin, I'd gently caress my cousin. If Lexi belle were my ex foster cousin I'd get her pregnant annually.
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Jul 26, 2014 18:47
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Obama Africanus posted:If Lexi belle were my cousin I'd get her pregnant annually.
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Jul 26, 2014 19:02
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Obama Africanus posted:If Lexi belle were my cousin, I'd gently caress my cousin. If Lexi belle were my ex foster cousin I'd get her pregnant annually. Quoting this because goddamn Also didn't a goon find out the same thing about his stepsister a while ago?
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Jul 26, 2014 20:58
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:Quoting this because goddamn
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Jul 26, 2014 21:01
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Haha I remember that thread and also  1/5 posters in that thread are banned
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Jul 26, 2014 21:07
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I too immediately thought of that thread. It's from 2006. Cool life.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:08
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my uncle's ex-wife was apparently in a porno. i don't ever want to find it. no, she wasn't good looking, my uncle and her were/are on-again off-again methheads.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:09
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Which Kacey is it? The blonde girl with the flapping labia or some other Kacey?
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Jul 26, 2014 21:12
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holocaust bloopers posted:Which Kacey is it? The blonde girl with the flapping labia or some other Kacey? http://www.xvideos.com/video1988762/kacey I think
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Jul 26, 2014 21:13
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Eeeehhhhhhhhhh Pass.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:16
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If you read the thread they talk a lot about her hairy b-hole
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Jul 26, 2014 21:20
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Cole posted:If you read the thread they talk a lot about her hairy b-hole Also, she licked TONS of man rear end. I would still hit it though.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:22
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Allie Sin rocked a hairy butthole in a few photo shoots. It's not like my preferred look for a girl, but hey shouldn't throw stones in a glass house yadda yadda yadda.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:24
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holocaust bloopers posted:Eeeehhhhhhhhhh That's a bad clip, she was pretty hot back in the day. Also avoided the usual pornstar Scylla / Charybdis of cartoonish fake tits and face Botox, which I'm pretty sure that Lexi Belle girl has crashed into full flank
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Jul 26, 2014 21:42
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that bitch is a fat slampig if thats your thing then cool
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:that bitch is a fat slampig Not exactly my choice of words but yes. She's out of the realm of cute normal looking girl into "bangs lower enlisted. A lot of them." edit: Fat Slampig sounds like some heavy air to ground munition. bloops fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jul 26, 2014 |
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Jul 26, 2014 21:51
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Fat Slampig sounds like whips signature wrestling move.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:57
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That's a stone cold shim stunner, btw. Hth.
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Jul 26, 2014 21:58
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I'm kind of in love with the term "fat slampig" now.
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Jul 26, 2014 22:05
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its a pretty good phrase i like to break out every now and then
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:that bitch is a fat slampig mods please change KFFF's name to Fat Slampig
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Jul 26, 2014 22:08
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I'm not even joking. It sounds like an A-10 variant.
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Jul 26, 2014 22:10
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Obama Africanus posted:Fat Slampig sounds like whips signature wrestling move. Nah, his is the Isosceles Lock. This is Holly's: http://i.imgur.com/ZlKTW6N.jpg  Note that the balls do not touch in this variation.
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One straight dude in that picture.Obama Africanus posted:Fat Slampig sounds like whips signature wrestling move. 
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Jul 26, 2014 22:14
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Jul 26, 2014 22:29
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I need to find a bitch that I can con into driving 50+ miles to me, gently caress her, then dump her rear end on the loving street. Also I wish I had friends to go harpooning with. Land whales be big in georgia.
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Jul 26, 2014 22:37
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'm kind of in love with the term "fat slampig" now. Whip you still owe me a namechange tia
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:Whip you still owe me a namechange tia Whip you better do this or else I'll slander your name even more than I already do. Do not test me.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:10
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I'm at the goddamn makeup store sephora with my wife and I cannot stop laughing at fat slam pig. There's like 3 or 4 of them roaming in this store alone. I bet if I ventured further into the mall I could laugh myself into a coma just thinking the word fat slampig about the people walking around.
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Jul 26, 2014 23:27
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Seriously. I'm glad it's not just me who finds fat slampig to be perfect.
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Whip, change your name to Fat Slampig tia
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