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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Joementum posted:

I don't know. There was some pretty big competition in the room during last year's House delegation visit to Egypt.




Steve King's just a standard racist coot, and Idiot King Gohmert is what the mental health community used to call "trainable". Bachmann's the only legit froot loops in the room in that pic.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Joementum posted:

I don't know. There was some pretty big competition in the room during last year's House delegation visit to Egypt.



So when do they start speaking in monotone unison?

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx
My favorite thing about Gohmert is how he looks exactly as dumb as he is.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
By the way, that was the press conference, in Egypt, where Bachmann said,

quote:

Many of you have asked, do we understand who the enemy is? We can speak for ourselves. We do. We have seen the threat that the Muslim Brotherhood has posed here for the people in Egypt. We have seen the threat that the Muslim Brotherhood has posed around the world.

We stand against this great evil. We are not for them. We remember who caused 9/11 in America. We remember who it was that killed 3,000 brave Americans. We have not forgotten.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
I need a good portmanteau of "chutzpah" and "derp" after reading that. And brain bleach.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

ufarn posted:

I need a good portmanteau of "chutzpah" and "derp" after reading that. And brain bleach.

Klutzpah

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

No, that's a cocky klezmer musician. :v:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Admiral Bachmann DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE

quote:

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), who will be retiring from Congress this year before making a possible second run at the presidency, said in an interview with conservative radio show Faith and Liberty this week that she believes the gay community wants to “do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually.”

Bachmann said the gay rights movement’s main goal is to “not allow for a diversity of opinion” on the issue of whoever LGBT Americans should have the same rights as everyone else. “They don’t want to be celebrated,” she said. “They want to force everyone to not only agree with them, but also to finance their agenda.”

While she cited transgender rights as a current focus of the movement, Bachmann predicted that “multiples in marriage” would be next. From there, she jumped quickly to the notion that gay right groups want to “abolish age of consent laws, which means we will do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually. That’s the deviance that we’re seeing embraced in our culture today.”

Bachmann has long been one of the most anti-gay members of Congress and during the Republican primary for the 2012 election was forced to defend a clinic run by her husband, Marcus Bachmann, that claimed to offer people a “cure” for homosexuality. Earlier this year, she accused the gay community of “bullying” the American people and “intimidating” politicians.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/michele-bachmann-gays-want-to-let-adults-freely-prey-on-little-children-sexually/

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

The Sky Admiral posted:


Bachmann said the gay rights movement’s main goal is to “not allow for a diversity of opinion” on the issue of whoever LGBT Americans should have the same rights as everyone else.

Jesus, even for Bachman that's amazing. They think they're people with rights, and all I'm trying to do is make the laws say that they are subhuman deviants with no rights. Why can't you see how intolerant they are?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Gyges posted:

Jesus, even for Bachman that's amazing. They think they're people with rights, and all I'm trying to do is make the laws say that they are subhuman deviants with no rights. Why can't you see how intolerant they are?

Ah yes, the old "No, it is you, the person who does not tolerate intolerance, who is the real bigot" argument.

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Where is Crazy Eyes getting the idea that gay people want to gently caress children? NAMBLA?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Marcus probably.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Right-wingers have a tendency to put homosexuality, pedophilia and polygamy under the same umbrella of "sexual deviancy". You're either a sexual deviant or you're not, and if you're advocating rights for one type of sexual deviancy, you're advocating for it all.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
Thinly veiled schizoid delusion.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The weird "gays, pedophiles and zoophiles are all at the same level of sexual deviancy" meme has been around conservaworld for ages. I have no idea where it comes from.

ufarn posted:

Incidentally, Starship Troopers is a movie based on John McCain's America.

Starship Troopers is great because it accurately predicted the post-9/11 military and propaganda campaign before 9/11 even happened.

Shear Modulus fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Jul 26, 2014

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Shear Modulus posted:

The weird "gays, pedophiles and zoophiles are all at the same level of sexual deviancy" meme has been around conservaworld for ages. I have no idea where it comes from.

All are forbidden by religion and thus more or less even.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Prism posted:

All are forbidden by religion and thus more or less even.

Des that mean bacon is gay because I don't know how meat can be gay how do religious tards even function?

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Lets ask Rick Santorum about how comparing homosexuality to deviant sexual practices like bestiality worked out for him in a presidential campaign:



Oh. Right.

Ninjasaurus
Feb 11, 2014

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Dapper Dan posted:

Lets ask Rick Santorum about how comparing homosexuality to deviant sexual practices like bestiality worked out for him in a presidential campaign:



Oh. Right.

Beautiful.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Ninjasaurus posted:

Where is Crazy Eyes getting the idea that gay people want to gently caress children? NAMBLA?

Hey hey hey hey hey. Crazy Eyes is way too cool a character to get confused with Bachmann.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dapper Dan posted:

Lets ask Rick Santorum about how comparing homosexuality to deviant sexual practices like bestiality worked out for him in a presidential campaign:



Oh. Right.

That's a picture from his failed Senate re-election campaign's election night party. But yeah, he hasn't won a race since he compared homosexuality to bestiality.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Dapper Dan posted:

Lets ask Rick Santorum about how comparing homosexuality to deviant sexual practices like bestiality worked out for him in a presidential campaign:



Oh. Right.

I love that picture: The Santorum clan has the slightly off-kilter look of characters in a Tim Burton flick.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Agents are GO! posted:

I love that picture: The Santorum clan has the slightly off-kilter look of characters in a Tim Burton flick.
Every face tells its own story. It's like a Goya painting, only real.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Rick Santorum is like the Sarah Palin that never died. Palin is becoming more and more irrelevant every year, but while Rick is also irrelevant he still continues to get interviews, continues to be on nightly news, continues to poo poo up the national debate. It's amazing really.

At the very least, when he dies he'll be forgotten and all he worked for will burn to ashes in the future electoral fires.


Edit: There was a short talk a few pages ago about Bill Clinton vs H.W. Bush and I really think this clip kinda exemplifies the fact why Bill won. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ffbFvKlWqE If you pay attention they both give a non-answer, but Bill does it so much better.

Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Jul 26, 2014

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Agents are GO! posted:

I love that picture: The Santorum clan has the slightly off-kilter look of characters in a Tim Burton flick.

That picture is just the trade dress away from being the poster for Wes Anderson's next film.

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


Was Santorum the one who took the dead fetus home from the hospital and threw it a party?

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Biff Rockgroin posted:

Was Santorum the one who took the dead fetus home from the hospital and threw it a party?

I don't know about a party, but he did take a stillborn child home.

To be honest, it may be odd but miscarriages and stillbirths can trigger some really irrational behaviors in people. I wasn't at my best when my wife miscarried earlier this year, and that was at only three months. I really can't fault the guy for choosing any method of dealing with it that he and his family found helpful without harming anyone else.

Unlike his policies.

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
I will never, ever get tired of that Santorum photo. I want to wallpaper my home with it.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Dapper Dan posted:

Lets ask Rick Santorum about how comparing homosexuality to deviant sexual practices like bestiality worked out for him in a presidential campaign:



Oh. Right.

Wait, that's a real, unaltered picture? I always assumed it was a photoshop of some kind.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Prism posted:

Wait, that's a real, unaltered picture? I always assumed it was a photoshop of some kind.

Yeah, it's real all right. Really should have won the photographer a Pulitzer or something.

I'd love to see paintings of that scene with different styles and themes. I also never tire of seeing it and it should always be posted forever on the slightest excuse.

Everything about it is perfect, but the bawling little girl's dolly having the same dress as her is the maraschino cherry on top.


Cease to Hope posted:

That picture is just the trade dress away from being the poster for Wes Anderson's next film.

Anjelica Huston as the wife. In the Tim Burton mode I see a young Christina Ricci as the older girl maybe.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Rick Santorum (R-Antebellum Living History Museum).

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Yeah, I love that picture. I've never seen a political photo that encompasses nearly every emotion of loss so nakedly before. Rick Santorum's phony smiles and cordiality, the open sadness of the little girl, the gently caress it look from the older daughter, staying strong from the mom and of course, 'I'm going to kill every last one of you fuckers that voted against me 'cause I'm a sociopath' look from the boy. It really is poetic and should continue to be remembered for all time. Because gently caress Rick Santorum.

Skwirl posted:

That's a picture from his failed Senate re-election campaign's election night party. But yeah, he hasn't won a race since he compared homosexuality to bestiality.

Ah, point still stands though. Republicans have a loving learning disability because all you have to do is look at Santorum. Gay Marriage is being legalized in nearly every state in the union, bans are being struck down weekly now. You aren't going to stop it and comparing gays to pedophiles make you look incredibly out of touch, not to mention an idiot. Because no one has advocated for lowering of the age of consent. Standing against gay marriage with offensive and ignorant comments might work for a crazy, gerrymandered tea-party congressional district in a single state but it does not loving work on the national level or even the state level, with the exception being only the most conservative states in the union.

Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jul 26, 2014

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Peenworm used the son (I think a .gif of him getting twitchy-eyed) as his avatar for a while, didn't he?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Dapper Dan posted:

Yeah, I love that picture. I've never seen a political photo that encompasses nearly every emotion of loss so nakedly before. Rick Santorum's phony smiles and cordiality, the open sadness of the little girl, the gently caress it look from the older daughter, staying strong from the mom and of course, 'I'm going to kill every last one of you fuckers that voted against me 'cause I'm a sociopath' look from the boy. It really is poetic and should continue to be remembered for all time. Because gently caress Rick Santorum.

I think that's a deer-in-headlights look, kid's not sure how to react with all those lights and cameras around.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

I think that's a deer-in-headlights look, kid's not sure how to react with all those lights and cameras around.

It probably is, but that isn't what it looks like which makes it so great.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!
He really looks like he's just returned from Ypres.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I only just now realized the boy is wearing a suit and not a Hogwarts wizard robe.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dapper Dan posted:

Yeah, I love that picture. I've never seen a political photo that encompasses nearly every emotion of loss so nakedly before. Rick Santorum's phony smiles and cordiality, the open sadness of the little girl, the gently caress it look from the older daughter, staying strong from the mom and of course, 'I'm going to kill every last one of you fuckers that voted against me 'cause I'm a sociopath' look from the boy. It really is poetic and should continue to be remembered for all time. Because gently caress Rick Santorum.


Ah, point still stands though. Republicans have a loving learning disability because all you have to do is look at Santorum. Gay Marriage is being legalized in nearly every state in the union, bans are being struck down weekly now. You aren't going to stop it and comparing gays to pedophiles make you look incredibly out of touch, not to mention an idiot. Because no one has advocated for lowering of the age of consent. Standing against gay marriage with offensive and ignorant comments might work for a crazy, gerrymandered tea-party congressional district in a single state but it does not loving work on the national level or even the state level, with the exception being only the most conservative states in the union.

It doesn't even work that well in super conservative areas because even people who are against gay marriage, and think it's a sinful lifestyle choice, are starting to know gay people and realize that they aren't pedophiles and rapists (just a little icky).

I don't think the son looks like a sociopath, he just has no concept of how to process what's happening. I think of him as severely confused Harry Potter.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Edit: There was a short talk a few pages ago about Bill Clinton vs H.W. Bush and I really think this clip kinda exemplifies the fact why Bill won. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ffbFvKlWqE If you pay attention they both give a non-answer, but Bill does it so much better.

If you pay close attention you'll even find that he makes a Romney style gaffe

Bill Clinton posted:

When factories shut down, I know who runs them

But it doesn't even register because he's already completely connected on a personal level with the audience.

I was 8 years old in 92 so I barely remember it, and now I need to go back to see just how good "Campaign Clinton" was (and compare/contrast with "Campaign Obama")

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Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

In the interview, she casually drops the fact that "all of recorded human history" is "about 5000 years." Somehow this, young earth creationist viewpoint is not even close the most ridiculous statement out of that interview. :lol:

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