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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Whip, change your name everyone's name to Fat Slampig tia

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Whip, kill yourself and see if you can tell us tranny jokes from ~the other side~

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Fat SlamPig is the new Hot Dog Day

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVox-DXVVJs

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Snowdens Secret posted:

That's a bad clip, she was pretty hot back in the day. Also avoided the usual pornstar Scylla / Charybdis of cartoonish fake tits and face Botox, which I'm pretty sure that Lexi Belle girl has crashed into full flank

Wait. Fat slampig is amazing but did Lexi Belle get implants or something?

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

gleep gloop posted:

Wait. Fat slampig is amazing but did Lexi Belle get implants or something?

Ugh fake tits and face whatever already happened to my previous favorite pornstar, Rebeca Linares. Still breaks my heart.

"And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to learn so much about pornography, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'"
-President John F. Kennedy

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Friday Night Lights is a great show. It also has two very good looking girls in it. Minka Kelly plays a hot cheerleader.


:eyepop:

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Be careful out there, the freaks are out in full force this weekend.




and a fat clowny slampig for you all

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

My flight commander before I got out was a juggalo. Like full blown born in Detroit, pictures on his desk of him and his wife in juggalo makeup, mini-fridge full of faygo. I'm not afraid to admit that this factored heavily in my decision to separate.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I dunno I bet that dude owned at least in comparison to all the Christian family men

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Fister Roboto posted:

My flight commander before I got out was a juggalo. Like full blown born in Detroit, pictures on his desk of him and his wife in juggalo makeup, mini-fridge full of faygo. I'm not afraid to admit that this factored heavily in my decision to separate.

Your flight commander owned. Think of all the Juggalo poo poo you could have gotten down to.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMYPvw_K9k

He was right, you know.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

I had a dream about posting in GiP last night. Is that weird?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
ISIS is going to free caro

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

caro has been running ISIS for the past two years

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

he's crazy enough to be kurtz, but not charismatic enough

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lmao

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Its the floating bodies in the pool that makes it.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I think that's more a Clinton monument.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Lmfao

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Shim, if you haven't checked out this thread you really should. The OP's BRT is a giveaway why

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hahaha that thread:

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Whoa I was sent here by a thread I read but am not allowed to post in (long story, but it involves something similar to this situation you're in (both cucking and spyware)) and having been through this I can give you this advice:

1. immediately confront your girlfriend about her other partners and get a full list
2. cross check that list against all the popular cucking websites online for similar stories, these guys play this game all the time
3. alert your trustee immediately and give him full details of your cucking experiences and the resulting security breach, the trustee needs to be able to lock this poo poo down
4. check all your other electronic devises, this isn't an isolated incident (land phones too)

I can guarantee this is a result of your participation in the cucking community. It's loving sad that someone else's jealousy and lack of maturity can lead to this type of situation where you're the one who has to deal with the fallout, but stay strong cuck-bro.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

I dunno I bet that dude owned at least in comparison to all the Christian family men

Squad comm had like 12 kids, I'd definitely say that's weirder than being down with the clown.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Noted obese games mod Kewpuh: real mad about GiP

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

Noted obese games mod Kewpuh: real mad about GiP

???

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kewpuh posted:

its an internet subforum that hardly anybody reads or gives a poo poo about except for people that like looking at pictures of dead poo poo or posting while drunk i dont really think "ensuring continuity" should even be said with a straight face when talking about something this inconsequential but thanks for the input random byob ik
durn them baby rapers

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

See below.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


yeah I read it. For the most part he's right we are a very small subforum. A self-contained lepers colony of idiots if you will.

But god damnit I love all of you, even shim.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
SA truly has a burning hate for GiP, which is hilarious.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

GiP Posters are at their best when surrounded by people that hate them.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Whip Slagcheek posted:

yeah I read it. For the most part he's right we are a very small subforum. A self-contained lepers colony of idiots if you will.

But god damnit I love all of you, even shim.

Well in that case can I get my rap sheet expunged? 2 non-Whip offenses in 10 years. What if I want to run for SA congress one day?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
My first probation is the best. Grover took down a lot of good men that day.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


holocaust bloopers posted:

My first probation is the best. Grover took down a lot of good men that day.

Yes, we're serious about cracking down on misogyny and sexism. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.

lol.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

GiP Posters are at their best when surrounded by people that hate them.

and cheap whiskey

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


FAT SLAMPIG posted:

GiP Posters are at their best when surrounded by people that hate them.

Diggin' the new name

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