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Paradox devs, please buy the rights to those images and use them in the relevant games, tia. I can't understand the unification of Germany in V3 without also masturbating to tit inflation porn.
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Jul 27, 2014 22:52
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DrProsek posted:Paradox devs, please buy the rights to those images and use them in the relevant games, tia. I can't understand the unification of Germany in V3 without also masturbating to tit inflation porn. Sorry dude the inflation content is slated for HOI4's Wiemar Republic events.
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Jul 27, 2014 22:54
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DrProsek posted:Paradox devs, please buy the rights to those images and use them in the relevant games, tia. I can't understand the unification of Germany in V3 without also masturbating to tit inflation porn. We would need to license the Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball physics engine to do it justice and I'm not sure we can afford that. Another glorious dream crushed by the harshness of our capitalist reality.
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podcat posted:We would need to license the Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball physics engine to do it justice and I'm not sure we can afford that. Another glorious dream crushed by the harshness of our capitalist reality. See? The switch to 3D was a mistake!
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Jul 27, 2014 23:29
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SkySteak posted:Sorry dude the inflation content is slated for HOI4's Wiemar Republic events.  It's spelled "Weimar", though.
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Jul 27, 2014 23:30
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podcat posted:We would need to license the Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball physics engine to do it justice and I'm not sure we can afford that. Another glorious dream crushed by the harshness of our capitalist reality. Just go all in on the marriage politics aspect of CK2 and make an outright dating sim, that way you can just hire a Japanese guy to draw everything and not worry about physics engines or 3D graphics or any of that stuff.
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Pornographic Memory posted:Just go all in on the marriage politics aspect of CK2 and make an outright dating sim, that way you can just hire a Japanese guy to draw everything and not worry about physics engines or 3D graphics or any of that stuff. Isn't there already some anime feudal politics game? Also this accurately represents the problem with blobbing in EU:  http://i.imgur.com/8MONBkJ.jpg
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Pornographic Memory posted:Just go all in on the marriage politics aspect of CK2 and make an outright dating sim, that way you can just hire a Japanese guy to draw everything and not worry about physics engines or 3D graphics or any of that stuff. Yes, there is a game like this, it is called Long Live the Queen.  Also, I think that "Historines" thing deserves a mention in the PYF Weirdest Fanart thread and/or a mock thread on GBS all on its own, because holy poo poo, it's like staring into a massive, rubbery shiny anime rabbit hole...
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Jul 28, 2014 00:03
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As a palette cleanser, here's a EUIV/history themed photo I took yesterday morning, and is thus kosher for posting in the Paradox thread: quote:the fecond Year of the Era of the French Liberty And here's one I took this afternoon that isn't particularly Paradox related, but does have a cautionary moral...  
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Guildencrantz posted:So this is the brainchild of the guy who does the unfunny pseudo-AAR's of bad MS Paint comics with the occasional gameplay references? Wow. How do we know about this connection, exactly? I don't think Svip (the Ulm guy) is the brainchild behind this stuff. It's more likely that he's just the source of country personalities, given that he has knowledge of history. Most of the pictures don't even have the attribution to him, it seems. (Source: he's a good friend IRL.) And this is totally the most accurate dramatisation of the second Punic War.
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Jul 28, 2014 01:19
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How does someone even pick up a giantess-with-balloon-breasts fetish, anyway. It seems like something that would already have to exist for people to want to produce. A practical joke or dare between manga artists? And then a 13 year old sees it and says "drat that's hot"?
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Enjoy posted:How does someone even pick up a giantess-with-balloon-breasts fetish, anyway. It seems like something that would already have to exist for people to want to produce. A practical joke or dare between manga artists? And then a 13 year old sees it and says "drat that's hot"? The short version of the consensus from modern psychology is basically by accident, the mechanism that makes you sexually attracted to something just happened to chose something weird by accident. The metaphor I heard is that its kinda like taste in food.
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Jul 28, 2014 02:40
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Anthropomorphised nation state porn is the greatest argument for internationalism ever made.
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DrSunshine posted:Yes, there is a game like this, it is called Long Live the Queen. Yeah but that game was actually kind of boring to me because nothing in it is dynamic. I grabbed it because it sounded like a decent concept and it was fun for a while, but realizing that, say, not having X level skill on day Y would kill you every time made me realize it was not my cup of tea.
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Pornographic Memory posted:Yeah but that game was actually kind of boring to me because nothing in it is dynamic. I grabbed it because it sounded like a decent concept and it was fun for a while, but realizing that, say, not having X level skill on day Y would kill you every time made me realize it was not my cup of tea. I never said it was any good! What would a game that was just the character/education events of CK2 and marriage even be like, though? I can only imagine a medieval themed The Sims. Or maybe the Princess Maker series? A combination between the two!
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DrSunshine posted:I can only imagine a medieval themed The Sims. Good news:  It's actually surprisingly good, it's not just "The Sims, with a medieval skin," the gameplay revolves around quests that are basically just CK2's multiple-choice events, and all the different character classes have very different gameplay styles and quests. If you're looking for a game that's just CK2's events in a non-grand-strategy setting, this is probably the closest you can get.
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Freudian posted:That's the Ulm guy, but I don't think he got the axe for it. Rome is a cutie. There, I said it.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Good news: Give her a good woohoo!
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Jul 28, 2014 08:32
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Fintilgin posted:the fecond Year of the Era of the French Liberty
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Freudian posted:That's the Ulm guy, but I don't think he got the axe for it. So, I see that EUV was announced and it's not what we expected.
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Athas posted:I don't think Svip (the Ulm guy) is the brainchild behind this stuff. It's more likely that he's just the source of country personalities, given that he has knowledge of history. Most of the pictures don't even have the attribution to him, it seems. Get new friends.
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Guy who plays lots and lots of mapgames and makes comic-laden AARs about a small German city-state is into some kinky stuff? I wish I could say I was shocked, but not really. Better watch out for Quill18, probably has some skeletons in his closet too.
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gradenko_2000 posted:Guy who plays lots and lots of mapgames and makes comic-laden AARs about a small German city-state is into some kinky stuff? I wish I could say I was shocked, but not really. Better watch out for Quill18, probably has some skeletons in his closet too. Just wait until you hear what Wiz gets up to at night.
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Guildencrantz posted:Get new friends.
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Morholt posted:It's a long s. Yeah, I know. I just want sure if there was an alt code for it. 
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Hey does anyone happen to have a link to that site that was posted here, which had territory from 3000BC to present day?
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SkySteak posted:Hey does anyone happen to have a link to that site that was posted here, which had territory from 3000BC to present day? http://geacron.com/home-en/?v=m&lan...d=GeaCron549629
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Freudian posted:That's the Ulm guy, but I don't think he got the axe for it. ...Spain's just a big-breasted, conjoined twin making out with itself. 
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nutranurse posted:...Spain's just a big-breasted, conjoined twin making out with itself. So a Hapsburg?
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nutranurse posted:...Spain's just a big-breasted, conjoined twin making out with itself. That Castille + Aragon. Paradox nerds. Edit: Want to have some fun? Click the "info" button on the top right of each picture to read the description and the comments users leave there. Kanthulhu fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jul 28, 2014 |
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nutranurse posted:...Spain's just a big-breasted, conjoined twin making out with itself. It represents the tension between the modern nation-state on one hand and the traditional importance attached to decentralization and the fueros on the other hand. Franco, leading an uneasy coalition of conservatives and fascists, never managed to overcome this paradox, espousing a modernist united Spain and suppressing regional identities while simultaneously claiming to stand for traditional Spanish values. The failure of this approach is one of the major catalysts of the centrifugal forces present in today's Spain, though it's possible this was unavoidable either way, considering how late Spanish nation-building got underway. This man is a master of allegorical symbolism.
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This is just incredibly depressing. Victorian life sucked.
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Antinumeric posted:This is just incredibly depressing. It is terribly sad, but the only thing I could think upon seeing it was "CK2Heirs.jpg." I...might be a horrible person.
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Sewers are mankind's second greatest invention, after 90s pop music.
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Sewers and soap. I really don't want to lube myself in with olive oil and sand to have it scraped off.
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Riso posted:Sewers and soap. I really don't want to lube myself in with olive oil and sand to have it scraped off. Just use water? I can't remember the last time I used soap.
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Gort posted:Just use water? I can't remember the last time I used soap. goon.txt
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Gort posted:Just use water? I can't remember the last time I used soap. 
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Gort posted:Just use water? I can't remember the last time I used soap. That's red title material if I ever saw it.
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