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Shine posted:Apparently he won literally 95% of his matches that year. ...right before Cena pulls out a surprise Attitude Adjustment and retains his title!
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Solomonic posted:There's a frame or two of this where he looks exactly like Bigfoot Silva I can't unsee it now.
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Brock Lesnar may have beaten the Undertaker, but I don't know if he can beat TheDemonCain.
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Peter Bazooka posted:I disagree. Brock Lesnar will tap out in the middle of the ring to the STF proving once and for all that John Cena is the greatest champion in the history of wrestling. It doesn't matter if you like him or hate him you have to respect John Cena. Lesnar is going to beat Cena because Reigns needs a heel champion to win the belt from.
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schweens posted:Since this is the Lesnar thread someone point me to Brock's best match from Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40U7fo_woAQ
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Dammit all I wanted out of that 10-minute snorefest was to see Akebono get F5'ed and it didn't deliver. So very disappointed.
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I have never seen Akebono before but his stomach looks like a waterbed.
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Endorph posted:I have never seen Akebono before but his stomach looks like a waterbed. You never saw Mania 21 with Bono and Show? If you've ever wanted to see Show get diaped, that's your jam right there.
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flashy_mcflash posted:You never saw Mania 21 with Bono and Show? If you've ever wanted to see Show get diaped, that's your jam right there.
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Endorph posted:I have never seen Akebono before but his stomach looks like a waterbed. The best Akebono match was on a Michinoku Pro show where they tossed him onto a cart and threw it into a soccer net. It took Akebono close to 10 minutes to get back upright and walk to the ring.
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That Lesnar/Akebono match was shockingly good. I don't think I've ever seen Lesnar play the plucky underdog face in peril and I doubt I ever will again. It's not saying much but that has to be Akebono's best match ever. Also there was a related video for Akebono vs. Big Daddy V which I won't watch and can only assume it is one of the worst matches of all time.
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Bigass Moth posted:That Lesnar/Akebono match was shockingly good. I don't think I've ever seen Lesnar play the plucky underdog face in peril and I doubt I ever will again. It's not saying much but that has to be Akebono's best match ever. He did this against Big Show in 2003. Also I can't wait til Roman Reigns gets exposed in the lead up to Wrestlemania and they panic book something not outright terrible.
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Paulocaust posted:He did this against Big Show in 2003. I'm expecting a dumptruck of money to end up on CM Punk's doorstep sometime before WM31
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Reign's run around the ring apron drop kick is quickly replacing the 619 as my least favorite move.
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Dexo posted:I'm expecting a dumptruck of money to end up on CM Punk's doorstep sometime before WM31 Bork Laser vs Dean Ambrose. Ambrose finally takes The Body's advice regarding No DQ matches and brings a Saturday Night Special.
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Bigass Moth posted:Reign's run around the ring apron drop kick is quickly replacing the 619 as my least favorite move. I'm a fan of it in general; it's impressive athletically and when it isn't telegraphed it gets a solid pop from me. The problem is that WWE style requires every "signature" move be announced to the world, which kills the fun of that move especially.
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I like when he tells the cameramen to scoot out of his way. Pardon me, Mr. Camera, I got a thing I gotta do.
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Fsmhunk posted:why does Brock sweat weird now? Does it have something to do with the stomach thing? No, it's because he broke the streak and now sweats murderjuice. His glands just haven't fully adjusted yet.
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Renaissance Spam posted:I'm a fan of it in general; it's impressive athletically and when it isn't telegraphed it gets a solid pop from me. The problem is that WWE style requires every "signature" move be announced to the world, which kills the fun of that move especially. This basically, same thing that happened to Orton's DDT. When Reigns' first busted it out against Punk I was like "holy poo poo that is amazing", but now it's just a thing that happens during all of his matches. Plus he toned it down from being a running drop kick to more of a big boot, but I can fully understand that cause he'd have to take a back bump onto the mats every time he does it otherwise which would knacker his back in the long run. It can still be cool as hell though when he busts it out in an unexpected way, like the Battleground main event where he hit Kane with it, then went on a spree and hit Orton and then Cena with it straight after. None of that matters either way, cause Brock Lesnar would murder Reigns before he gets a chance to do anything.
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:This basically, same thing that happened to Orton's DDT. When Reigns' first busted it out against Punk I was like "holy poo poo that is amazing", but now it's just a thing that happens during all of his matches. Plus he toned it down from being a running drop kick to more of a big boot, but I can fully understand that cause he'd have to take a back bump onto the mats every time he does it otherwise which would knacker his back in the long run. It can still be cool as hell though when he busts it out in an unexpected way, like the Battleground main event where he hit Kane with it, then went on a spree and hit Orton and then Cena with it straight after. See, I don't mind Orton's 2nd Rope DDT being hyper-telegraphed, the same way I don't mind his rest holds. I think it's good psychology because it conveys this idea that he's vindictive and hyper-methodical. People always talk about how The Viper gimmick sucks compared to his Legend Killer days, but the way he carriers himself, the way he walks, and his moveset have always sold to me this impression of being snake-like and it's easily my 2nd favorite thing about him as a wrestler right after the absurd creativity and ability he has when it comes to crazy RKO spots.
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Sanguinia posted:See, I don't mind Orton's 2nd Rope DDT being hyper-telegraphed, the same way I don't mind his rest holds. I think it's good psychology because it conveys this idea that he's vindictive and hyper-methodical. People always talk about how The Viper gimmick sucks compared to his Legend Killer days, but the way he carriers himself, the way he walks, and his moveset have always sold to me this impression of being snake-like and it's easily my 2nd favorite thing about him as a wrestler right after the absurd creativity and ability he has when it comes to crazy RKO spots. I don't like the rest holds because he uses them too often and it often kills the momentum of his matches. As for the ddt, I just don't like the forced aspect of those kinds of spots with the opponent contriving a way to be outside and leaning on the second rope. When Randy just shoves his opponent into that position I like it because it feels less choreographed and more "time to spike your face on the mat, motherfucker" which I enjoy.
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Brock Lesnar is really strong! But is even he strong enough to get around the insurmountable behemoth that is Cena Wins Lol? Previously he was not. Maybe he did some curls or something IDK.
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projecthalaxy posted:Brock Lesnar is really strong! But is even he strong enough to get around the insurmountable behemoth that is Cena Wins Lol? Previously he was not. Maybe he did some curls or something IDK. What do you think he keeps Heyman around for? Curls. Just picks him up and does curls before coming out. Probably a step up from using Sable.
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Brock Lesnar is gonna wear a Reigns's skull as a jaunty field cap.
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Hypothesis: Cena will be booked to win at Summerslam. Analysis: This is bad for Brock Lesnar. Proposed Solution: Brock uses his ogre-esque strength and legitimate martial arts training to shoot defeat Cena like the Funks or Stu Hart would have done. If it was good enough for the 60s, it's good enough for Brock.
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Paulocaust posted:He did this against Big Show in 2003. oldpainless posted:Brock Lesnar, you can't f5 the Big Show. He's too big.
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I remember two Brock/Show matches off the top of my head, one at Royal Rumble where Big Show was tossed around with unreasonable frequency and ease. The other I think was on TV that ended when Brock superplexed him and broke the ring. I'm sure there were scenarios where Brock was *meant* to be the underdog but all I remember is a bunch of Show getting his rear end kicked.
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No but seriously, how do I avatarize this? I'm dumb.
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ehhhhh ugghhh  nahhhhhh  Well, those suck and are tiny but I tried and that's what counts
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Fsmhunk posted:why does Brock sweat weird now? Does it have something to do with the stomach thing? he always sweat buckets, you're just not used to seeing it in glorious high definition
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Cardboard Box posted:he always sweat buckets, you're just not used to seeing it in glorious high definition The move to HD was not kind to pro wrestling.
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RacistGuidingLight posted:The move to HD was not kind to pro wrestling. It's kind of like porn in HD. No one actually wants to see that in eye-violating 1080p, but you gotta keep with the times!
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I want to. Give it all to me. I want to see it all! (Img Sam Neil in Event Horizon with no eyes)
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Supreme Allah posted:I remember two Brock/Show matches off the top of my head, one at Royal Rumble where Big Show was tossed around with unreasonable frequency and ease. The other I think was on TV that ended when Brock superplexed him and broke the ring. I'm sure there were scenarios where Brock was *meant* to be the underdog but all I remember is a bunch of Show getting his rear end kicked. The Royal Rumble 03 match is my favorite because it just looks like that footage of great white sharks jumping out of the water with seals in their mouths except the seal is a 7 foot 400-something pound man. Not even Cena has ever man-handled Show like Lesnar did in that match.
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TOXX LESNAR If my client BROCK LESNAR who broke the Undertaker's Streak at Wrestlemania either taps out or is pinned for a 3 count by Jhon Cena at Summerslam, I will close this thread and will not post in PSP again until WrestleMania next year. Who will stand with me behind Brock Lesnar, brothers? You don't have to do my toxx, feel free to make your own but be not afraid for though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we walk with BROCK LESNAR.
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I will eat Jimmy Johns five days a week until Night of Champions if Brock Lesnar does not win at Summerslam
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oatgan posted:I will eat Jimmy Johns five days a week until Night of Champions if Brock Lesnar does not win at Summerslam For posterity. THis is a good Toxx.
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Good Christ this is hardcore poo poo.
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Professor Funk posted:For posterity. THis is a good Toxx. go big or go home. Gimmick posting or new avatars are for cowards
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