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LotsBread
Jan 4, 2013
sic semper trannies

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Harime Nui posted:

Pretty much I only drink white wine in mimosas and that's so I can wave the mimosa around wriggling my hips and talking like an exaggerated caricature of a gay man, to make my friends laugh.


I mean yes, white wine sux.

Otto von Bismarck said that Hermitage is the manliest of wines; I think we can thus extrapolate that white wines, particularly white Burgundies, are the girliest.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Majorian posted:

Otto von Bismarck said that Hermitage is the manliest of wines; I think we can thus extrapolate that white wines, particularly white Burgundies, are the girliest.

I like rose wine, but if I'm going to drink I prefer spiced rum

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Sauvignon Blanc is the Justine Tunney of wines, in that it's terrible and only the most terrible people like it.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i like wine that comes in $4 bottles

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Fandyien posted:

i like wine that comes in $4 bottles

Boxed :twisted:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Trader Joes has done it again

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Fandyien posted:

i like wine that comes in $4 bottles

As someone who worked in the wine biz for a while, I have to say, there are far worse bangs for your buck than super-cheap wine like 2-buck Chuck.

A Friendly Horse
Dec 28, 2013
i only drink wine because its easier to carry home than beer (and vodka fucks me up)

besides i only drink the finest vintage

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Anyways gbs managed to troll someone without anyone dying or the secret service getting involved so good job yall

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Majorian posted:

Sauvignon Blanc is the Justine Tunney of wines, in that it's terrible and only the most terrible people like it.

Rouge-assigned-at-birth

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
You haven't partied til you've had a Carlo Rossi bum jug chug contest

A Friendly Horse
Dec 28, 2013
page 42

the witch is dead

wine chat

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I'm sorry can we still say bum jug? I don't want to be a lovely gently caress

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Harime Nui posted:

I'm sorry can we still say bum jug? I don't want to be a lovely gently caress

Carlo Rossi Wino wine bum jug is still acceptable.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
bum jug bum chug

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

A Friendly Horse posted:

page 42

the witch is dead

wine chat

Shut the gently caress up, she will be back before long.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Is this the same person who made a robot head modeled after her wife or am I thinking of a different insane Google employee?

A Friendly Horse
Dec 28, 2013
yeah dont you know how gender reassignment works?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Typical Pubbie posted:

Is this the same person who made a robot head modeled after her wife or am I thinking of a different insane Google employee?

Different, but I had forgotten all about that. Was that on John Oliver's show, or The Daily Show?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Kirk Johnson posted:

Maybe her Twitter closed because she forgot to dilate it this morning.

And now she's just mad because she was left with an angry inch.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

LotsBread posted:

sic semper trannies

not enough love

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Majorian posted:

All white wine is poo poo.

Die cis scum.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
Man, I wish you'd all quit wining now that the crazy lady is gone. Heh. heh.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

bonestructure posted:

Die cis scum.

Nazareth Weedian
Apr 18, 2014

Meg From Family Guy posted:

Nothing ironic about this poo poo bitch looks hosed up and should kill itself

hey guy. this post is pretty cool (and funny imo)

how hard did you work on it :)

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Harime Nui posted:

You should reconsider, PR is like third funniest in GBS behind you and Twee

part of me feels like this is the most comprehensively owned i have ever been in my life

but thats mostly because i only see twee posting angrily about things

paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jul 29, 2014

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Kirk Johnson posted:

Maybe her Twitter closed because she forgot to dilate it this morning.

I'm an idiot and don't get this but lots of people thought it was funny, plz explain, tia

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Yeah help us out here. We're not all hip to this whole “fancy tranny” thing.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

part of me feels like this is the most comprehensively owned i have ever been in my life

but thats mostly because i only see twee posting angrily about things

both the assertion that twee is a good poster AND that hes better than you are really offensive imo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

jackyl posted:

I'm an idiot and don't get this but lots of people thought it was funny, plz explain, tia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery_(male-to-female)#Genital_surgery

quote:

Because the human body treats the new vagina as a wound, any current technique of vaginoplasty requires some long-term maintenance of volume (vaginal dilation), by the patient, using medical graduated dilators, dildos, or suitable substitutes, to keep the vagina open. It is very important to note that sexual intercourse is not an adequate method of performing dilation.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


mandatory masturbation sounds like the only cool part of being a mtf trans

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

:gonk:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

:eyepop:

E: thanks for the explanation

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

quote:

Because the human body treats the new vagina as a wound, any current technique of vaginoplasty requires some long-term maintenance of volume (vaginal dilation), by the patient, using medical graduated dilators, dildos, or suitable substitutes, to keep the vagina open. It is very important to note that sexual intercourse is not an adequate method of performing dilation.

Pretty sure this is one of the war crimes Uday Hussein used to do to people

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014
Is this the new tranny thread? What did I miss out in the last 42 pages?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Not sure where to put this, so its going here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3647135&pagenumber=5#post432773801

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

babypolis posted:

mandatory masturbation sounds like the only cool part of being a mtf trans

my dildo is for medical reasons not pleasure

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Kirk Johnson posted:

Maybe her Twitter closed because she forgot to dilate it this morning.

burn

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

etalian posted:

my dildo is for medical reasons not pleasure

It's because you have an addiction to penis.

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