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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Vasudus posted:

what loving university even gives degrees in rhetoric in the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen

http://www.phoenix.edu/courses/eng480.html

just a class, but still

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
man

thank god it's blue squares doing it

the world's dumbest loving person to ever live

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Vasudus posted:

what loving university even gives degrees in rhetoric in the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen

Because dumb kids (and dudes like blue squares) feel that it's a viable option. It's amazing. Every time I meet a rhetoric major around campus I just laugh. A professor of mine had a degree in rhetoric. Even he was cautioning students on doing it for an undergrad. But hey good thing he's got that philosophy degree to fall back on.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Vasudus posted:

blue squares

the world's dumbest loving person to ever live

Let me introduce you to Anansi The Spider.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Carteret posted:

Let me introduce you to Anansi The Spider.

he's like 19 tho














right?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
When you laugh in a rhetoric major's face, do they at least have witty retorts?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
i don't fault people who are like under 22 and still in the army or just joining or whatever

i was one of the many people that got a 99 on the ASVAB and said gently caress that, i wanna go combat arms

however, comma, if you're out of the military and a grown rear end man then get hosed if you do a dumb thing like that with as many resources available to find out what your career chances are

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Vasudus posted:

he's like 19 tho














right?



and squares is what, 24?

I don't know about y'all, but I was one dumb sumbitch when I was 24. I mean, I still am, but I didn't acknowledge it as willfully back then.

but still, loving rhetoric/philosophy, lol. what a loving tard.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Snowdens Secret posted:

When you laugh in a rhetoric major's face, do they at least have witty retorts?

No. A lot of the rhetoric majors I've met are very Tumblr-esque in their world view. The girl I posted about a few weeks back was the absolute worst. Absolutely insufferable.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:


I don't know about y'all, but I was one dumb sumbitch when I was 24.

I was 24 when I joined the military. So yeah, same here.

Edit: Simpsons/Family Guy crossover clip was pretty good.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

let's be real together though, wouldn't it be dope to get rock hard to as little as a little bit of ankle

i mean we've become kind of desensitized and it takes a lot to get me going these days

Dude, that level of repression is why they get more 10yo boy rear end than pussy over there.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
hrrrrrnnn listen you loving guys unnnnn maybe he just wants a job that doesnt care about your major UFFFFFFFFF so hes just going to get an easy degree because its fun UGGGGGGG and he can be happy with making like 35k gently caress ITS NOT HARD PEOPLE

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen


lol

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

gleep gloop posted:

hrrrrrnnn listen you loving guys unnnnn maybe he just wants a job that doesnt care about your major UFFFFFFFFF so hes just going to get an easy degree because its fun UGGGGGGG and he can be happy with making like 35k gently caress ITS NOT HARD PEOPLE

He's posted some of his writing on some SA place. I am suuuper curious.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

:911:

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

(0-dark 30!)

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

blue squares posted:

I've been reading a lot of articles about the cognitive and creative benefits of longhand and how many authors, even today, continue to do so. I decided to try it out for fun and I have really been enjoying it. I can carry my novel with me everywhere I go. Sitting in the park and writing on a notebook is a great experience. I'm also very, very ADHD and impulsive, and I have a very, very hard time controlling myself when I start to get distracted. I have no willpower.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
"Trust yourself when all men gleep you
But make allowance for their glooping too"

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
i make Social Justice Warriors shake with rage.

i make global conflicts inherently worse by my mere existence.

i make my tuition fees magically vanish thanks to john q taxpayer.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

lmbo

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

holocaust bloopers posted:

blue squares posted:

I have no willpower.

nigga needs to respec, make charisma his dump stat

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Christoff posted:

volleyball butt appreciation station










if I had a daughter I'd be sending her off like this though



God bless

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
I took a picture for the drunk thread at work today:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

iyaayas01 posted:

I took a picture for the drunk thread at work today:



Why aren't you in it?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


An old one

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Snowdens Secret posted:



nigga needs to respec, make charisma his dump stat

yeah but i thought he took the pussy slayer perk

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEeLwBZWG_Q

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
The following gif is VERY VERY :nws: but very funny

:nws: http://i.minus.com/ibrrvA0JX3LM91.gif :nws:

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Seeing a green dick pounding away at someone is very triggering please warn next time plz thx

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I posted that like two days ago and it got lost in the noise.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Bolow posted:

Seeing a green dick pounding away at someone is very triggering please warn next time plz thx

I was having dinner with a lot of my friends for a birthday and they were talking about how Mark Ruffalo is all for womens rights then this imaged popped into my head. I definitely showed them that image.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I posted that like two days ago and it got lost in the noise.

owned scrub

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I posted that like two days ago and it got lost in the noise.

i saw it then and laughed my friend

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i saw it then and laughed my friend

:unsmith:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


:siren: Please report any future blue squares sightings to your friendly neighborhood moderator. :siren:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Blue squares got chased out of GiP, it's better that way. But anyway, lol rhetoric major.

How do you get chased out of GiP? Even Vincent Van Goatse stuck around through the abuse.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

:siren: Please report any future blue squares sightings to your friendly neighborhood moderator. :siren:

Do we have one yet?

Also, this:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Vas has a good rant in the Education Thread.

Go look at it.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

:siren: Please report any future blue squares sightings to your friendly neighborhood moderator. :siren:

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