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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

LoonShia posted:

I have no idea what any of those words mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3Oj-Dq-MM

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mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

LoonShia posted:

I have no idea what any of those words mean.

Looks like this bossaroo needs more time playing with their a-to-go-cup.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Tochiazuma posted:

You should try the lovely soup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJzFDBkFhdM

It's the same every day

Well, maybe this guy should sell that place his soup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh_IlJj0hqY

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





I always wondered why Sega did so well in the UK.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

This reminds me of the story of how the New York Times called Sub Pop Records looking to see if Grunge had a slang unto itself. The receptionist proceeds to make up a bunch of poo poo, all of which made it into the article.

Here's an article about said article http://gothamist.com/2012/10/19/grunge.php

Also, content, because this is an image thread

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Unfortunate mugshot shirt choice.



Story

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Why is having sex with a horse more extreme than sex with a dog?

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

zoux posted:

Why is having sex with a horse more extreme than sex with a dog?

Judging by his shirt, it was probably a very small horse.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Doctor Bishop posted:

Judging by his shirt, it was probably a very small horse.

Lil Sebastian? :ohdear:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

zoux posted:

Why is having sex with a horse more extreme than sex with a dog?

Penis size?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

RyokoTK posted:



"Graham!"

That loving game. :argh:

Nearly :nws: http://i.imgur.com/xPru4jD.jpg

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
Oh my god that is the sickest Engrish burn ever :allears:



Doubtful Guest posted:

Unfortunate mugshot shirt choice.



Story
Oh god dammit this is everything terrible :cripes: he's a VET too, jesus christ.


Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

zoux posted:

Why is having sex with a horse more extreme than sex with a dog?

I'd imagine there's a step-stool involved at least...

EXTREME!!!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

zoux posted:

Why is having sex with a horse more extreme than sex with a dog?

One's a bit ruff, the other leaves you feeling a little horse afterwards.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I guess if you were getting hosed by the Horse?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

I guess if you were getting hosed by the Horse?

How quickly we forget Mister Hands.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Doubtful Guest posted:

Unfortunate mugshot shirt choice.



Story

This article is so poorly written.

quote:

he possessed extreme images and videos of people, himself and others having sex with various animals, including a man and a sheep.
I get what they're saying, but that reads as "one of the animals was a man".

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

theflyingorc posted:

This article is so poorly written.

I get what they're saying, but that reads as "one of the animals was a man".

Ah yes, the Most Dangerous Game.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Men are pigs, you see.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

Is this one of those vidcons from barkley shut up and jam: gaiden

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


So this is where NBA Jam got its commentary...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:pervert:

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Nerdsat?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



It sounds like a magazine for gamegear that was trying to throw a bunch of neologisms at the wall and see if any kids were dumb enough for them to stick and do their jobs for them.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



:ohdear:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Krinkle posted:

It sounds like a magazine for gamegear that was trying to throw a bunch of neologisms at the wall and see if any kids were dumb enough for them to stick and do their jobs for them.

I wonder if there's been any research into what exactly makes forced neologisms sound so obviously wrong. You can almost always tell.

If the person writing that article had asked around at my school they'd have heard more "Gay Gear" and "Lame Gear" than "minda-rama"s

that list is so bad wtf

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Don't worry, if they're in PEI then those are all just replicas made out of potatoes

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Looks okay I guess, but I feel like I'm forgetting something...

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

I never knew Sega's marketing department was so full of vidiots.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
What's the latest in teen lingo? To get the answer we asked a marketing executive who was bleeding profusely from the head.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sarchasm posted:

Looks okay I guess, but I feel like I'm forgetting something...



That owns.

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

Sarchasm posted:

Looks okay I guess, but I feel like I'm forgetting something...



:golfclap:
Love that it's an exploding building, no less.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Poulpe posted:

:golfclap:
Love that it's an exploding building, no less.

Hahaha yeah man! That's almost as if, almost as if THAT WAS THE JOKE.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

This reminds me of the story of how the New York Times called Sub Pop Records looking to see if Grunge had a slang unto itself. The receptionist proceeds to make up a bunch of poo poo, all of which made it into the article.

Here's an article about said article http://gothamist.com/2012/10/19/grunge.php

Also, content, because this is an image thread

I wonder if she added a few real ones in there or if certains ones put in use because of the article.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Johnny Aztec posted:

Hahaha yeah man! That's almost as if, almost as if THAT WAS THE JOKE.
Except that it's not a joke. That's a real poster and was a real tweet, until they deleted it.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Strudel Man posted:

Except that it's not a joke. That's a real poster and was a real tweet, until they deleted it.

You're right. No one noticed the correlation until it was pointed out. Not by the original poster of the photo; nope! That was missed by everyone.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Yeah, just to clarify, that's an actual Tweet published by the official Paramount Studios account. It's not a Photoshop by me or anyone else, it's a real thing that happened because no one can care enough about this movie to spare it even a moment's thought.

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

For anybody curious what that is, it's an except from 'Console Wars' from a section describing three different advertising campaigns that were pitched to Sega. This one was pitched by the same agency that created Nike's 'Just Do It' slogan.

...You can imagine why they went with "welcome to the next level."

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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

is that james hurley

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