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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
UFC washout Kit Cope is apparently Ken Block's personal trainer now?:
http://jalopnik.com/why-ken-blocks-trainer-sung-the-national-anthem-at-grc-1608036151

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I wonder if he ever looks back on the days where he was banging Gina Carano and think that yup, my life sucks and that was me at my peak.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://instagram.com/p/qsCaQ2I2XG/

I guess Vinny won a fight

quote:

Big congratulations to @vinnymma on his 1st rd submission victory in Mexico City! Vinny will be competing @metamoris August 9th and for the Titan LHW title in September! #ufc #mma #bjj #metamoris

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Phil Baroni fights next week. God bless

http://i.instagram.com/p/qjemPINQjr/

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

yessssss

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
hey atom, gently caress you

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Yuriy posted:

hey atom, gently caress you



Riddle's Tae Bo style is going to get mauled by the Killa B.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Captain Log posted:

Riddle's Tae Bo style is going to get mauled by the Killa B.

one of these men was cut from the ufc for being poo poo

the other was cut on a 4 fight win streak for smoking weed and making a joke

death to killa beads

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I'll forever appreciate Saunders for killing Marcus "The 'Irish' Hand Grenade" Davis like he did.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Soti v Ricci could be good but also funny. Either we'll see an Australian humping a canadian till he falls over and a quick submission or George will get dropped by a left hook like the last 5 times he fought.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

With Lawlor v.s. Brown this weekend a lot of B league hype is going unnoticed.

Just a reminder that Phil Baroni and Karo Parisyan will be fighting on July 25.

They say that every cigarette takes so many minutes off your life my goal for the next few days is to smoke as fast as possible that I transport myself back in time about 9-10 years so watching this fight become a relevant match-up.

This is probably the worst fight because whoever loses in going to have another mental breakdown and despite their flaws I like them both enough to not want them to be put in that sort of situation :(

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
i am mma journalist

quote:

Ben Askren ‏@Benaskren 2m
“@YMazyar: @Benaskren Have you ever tried to make 155 on like a test cut or had any interest in dropping to it?” None best WW in the world

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgmnIJF07kg

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Mayura-Dissanayake-91035

SUPER FIGHT LEAGUE MAKING WAVES!

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Now we know the true reason why SFL did not allow soccer kicks.

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
That owned up until the three completely unnecessary soccer kicks at the end

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Opal posted:

That owned up until the three completely unnecessary soccer kicks at the end

Gotta make sure he's out, don't want to pull a Pat Barry Kongo on the street.

eine dose socken
Mar 9, 2008

What's with all the MMA fighters stopping crime? You'll never hear a story like that about a kickboxer, they're all to busy moonlighting as mob enforcers to follow the great example of Badr Hari..

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

eine dose socken posted:

What's with all the MMA fighters stopping crime? You'll never hear a story like that about a kickboxer, they're all to busy moonlighting as mob enforcers to follow the great example of Badr Hari..

remy bonjasky got a medal or something. beat that.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Does Hardonk count as a kickboxer or a mixed martial artist?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Hey, here's a cool interview with Rumina Sato -

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/japans-mma-roots-an-interview-with-rumina-sato

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

He comes across as a far, far more grounded and sensible human being than I expected for some reason.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That's also cool that he says the UFC is working to use Shooto as a Japanese feeder league.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

My friend and I sperged out on SFL at my old apartment that was seriously a few blocks away from that gas station. Crazy.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Bellator signed Hideo Tokoro

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Bellator signed Hideo Tokoro

Sweet I love metal gear solid

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Marching Powder posted:

Sweet I love metal gear solid

:golfclap:

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Tokoro isn't all that good but he's mad fun to watch, which is probably exactly what Bellator is looking for right now

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Tokoro is the one who's also a janitor and DREAM tried to make a thing out of "he lives in his mop closet" or something at one point, right?

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
This is one of my favorite Tokoro fights:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goe7OXxxzng

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
In more depressing news,

quote:

Akihiro Gono and Yoshiyuki Yoshida, lightweight veterans who built back their careers after leaving the UFC, have just signed a deal with the promotion, Titan FC COO Lex McMahon confirmed the news with MMA Fighting's Ariel Helwani on Thursday.

"Titan just signed Yoshida and Gono, expanding our international talent pool and bringing fans huge names," McMahon told MMAFighting.com.

There’s no date set for their Titan FC debut, but McMahon said both fighters will compete in 2014.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so weird seeing McMahon name associated with MMA.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Tokoro is incredibly broken down and should be retired, he might pick up a win or two in a bad Bellator division but likely just more concussions. Gono is living in Brazil for some reason but should be teaching, not fighting

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

I wonder what Mach is up to these days. It occurs to me that the last time I actually saw Gono look impressive was when the two of them fought.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Gono beat Dan Hardy and deserved a title shot

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

colonel_korn posted:

I wonder what Mach is up to these days.

Light-heavyweight, probably

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Mach got beat up by the Korean who was supposed to fight Nick Diaz but it ended up being Fickett (leading to the infamous Frickett voicemail). It was his retirement fight on a show he ran himself, which I think he still does yearly.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I think the Korean guy also had to borrow shorts to actually fight because he was just there to corner somebody else. Mach also missed weight for his own show, causing Shamar Bailey to refuse to fight and Mach to have to fight somebody who was like 15 pounds heavier than him.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Wasn't Gono the guy who lived with a Brazilian fighter and then learned how to surf and fell in love with beaches and being shirtless?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
This weekend barely had any MMA/fight stuffs (though Lion Fights last night owned) but there is some poo poo today

3 Eastern: SuperKombat kickboxing

quote:

1. Super Fight – Light Heavyweight Bout (-81 kg)
Dorin Stan (Romania) vs. Alin Mincu (Romania)

Main Card:
The main card will be broadcasted live by Sport.ro in Romania, from 10:00pm EST (Local Time) to 1:00am EST (Local Time) and Eurosport, from 9:00pm CET (Central European Time) to 0:00am CET (Central European Time).

1. Super Fight – Super Middleweight Bout (-77 kg)
Roman Palamar (Ukraine) vs. Alex Filip (Romania)

2. Super Fight – Middleweight Bout (-71 kg)
Alexandru Popescu (Romania) vs. Claudiu Badoi (Romania)

3. Eliminatory Fight – Middleweight Bout (-71 kg)
Madalin Craciunica (Romania) vs. Amansio Paraschiv (Romania)

4. Super Fight – Super Cruiserweight Bout (-95 kg)
Nikolaj Falin (Russia) vs. Sebastian Ciobanu (Romania)

5. Eliminatory Fight – Middleweight Bout (-71 kg)
Cenik Cankurtaranoglu (Turkey) vs. Cristian Milea (Romania)

6. Super Fight – Super Cruiserweight Bout (-95 kg)
Anastasios Karagiannidis (Greece) vs. Vlad Grigore (Romania)

7. Super Fight – Heavyweight Bout (+96 kg)
Giannis Stoforidis (Greece) vs. Catalin Morosanu (Romania)

6 Eastern : http://www.sherdog.com/events/MMASH-MMA-Super-Heroes-5-39023

MMA Super Heroes 5 featuring some guy who came into the UFC, lost a fight and got cut

Plus like 2-3 woman fights so Bean can whack off or w/e

I'll post links as they become available or just pop into #mma

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
SuperKombat :

http://www.vipboxam.co/boxing/240308/1/superkombat-world-grand-prix-live-stream-online.html

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