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FAT SLAMPIG posted:Vas has a good rant in the Education Thread. Seriously. I'm already leaning towards changing my major but that was really good stuff. Whip punishing a dumb vet for showing his face in a vet resource thread on the other hand.. ehh.
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Leaning towards holy gently caress the light loving shineth
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Jul 30, 2014 01:52
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i tolerated blue squares until i realized he's beyond help I'VE BEEN DOING THIS poo poo FOR FIVE YEARS I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT gently caress YOU i work with homeless vets now i hope he becomes homeless (he will)
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Jul 30, 2014 01:57
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(homeless but happy)
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Jul 30, 2014 01:58
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Vasudus posted:i tolerated blue squares until i realized he's beyond help I hope he's one of your cases
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Jul 30, 2014 01:59
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i'm spending all day tomorrow making a new education thread it will have an entire separate post dedicated to why the gently caress you should pick marketable skills and then take ~your great passion~ classes for a minor
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Jul 30, 2014 01:59
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I'm going to get my dumb question out of the way now so I don't poop up the first page of the new education thread. I'm scared of math and science and am not really interested in computers. I enjoyed the one Logic class I took. I don't like working 40+ hours a week. What major should I be looking into?
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Jul 30, 2014 02:04
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Victor Vermis posted:I'm going to get my dumb question out of the way now so I don't poop up the first page of the new education thread. finance if you become a CPA you only work long hours like one month out of the year
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Jul 30, 2014 02:06
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Victor Vermis posted:I'm going to get my dumb question out of the way now so I don't poop up the first page of the new education thread. theater and or marketing.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:06
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Victor Vermis posted:I'm going to get my dumb question out of the way now so I don't poop up the first page of the new education thread. enlist
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Jul 30, 2014 02:06
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get better at math everyone is bad at math then they do math then they aren't bad at math then they get a job
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Jul 30, 2014 02:07
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Vasudus posted:get better at math wisdom
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Jul 30, 2014 02:11
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unless you suffer from an actual learning disability you can learn math no matter how much you dislike it
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Jul 30, 2014 02:12
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Hello. The Wayside story books really spoke to me. What major do I major in for writing wayside story good books?
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Jul 30, 2014 02:15
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I finally had something snap in my brain while I was cutting up poo poo the other day at work that I need to get off my rear end and make progress again. Hooters is fun and all, I like working there, but I don't care to do this poo poo 40 hours a week much longer. My disability rating came through a while back, the house is paid up and will sell this winter, and once I get through August I can start letting my knife skills slide again, because gently caress going to work when the government is going to be giving me the money to legit sit on my rear end in the library. That was a big part of my problem before. I would leave class, go to work, cook for 5-8 hours and be loving beat by the time I got home. I never studied, I worked 30-40 hours a week, and was trying to constantly pull 12-15 hours. And on top of that had to live with a oval office wife that never put out and just focused on her numbers (credit score, bank acct, weight, etc). She was miserable, I was miserable, good loving riddance. I have absolutely no excuse to gently caress calculus up again, I'll have no job to fret about so I can take the time to focus at campus instead of playing gently caress-gently caress games at the house because I'm too comfortable and can readily spark a bong whenever.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:18
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holocaust bloopers posted:Hello. The Wayside story books really spoke to me. What major do I major in for writing wayside story good books? the 21st century version is probably just smoking weed all day and self publishing on amazon until you get picked up by a real publisher
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Jul 30, 2014 02:18
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Vasudus posted:get better at math That's what they said about pull-ups! I'll keep this in mind. GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:finance Nice. This was my original idea which I bailed on very quickly. I might just have enough GI Bill left to pull it off, too.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:18
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i suggest you keep following your film career dreams, you can do it, all you have to do is believe!!!!
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Jul 30, 2014 02:18
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:unless you suffer from an actual learning disability you can learn math no matter how much you dislike it i tutored a vet for a semester that had TBI so bad he was visually impaired in one eye. he had serious cognitive impairment. he got a B- in statistics not even brain damage is an excuse provided you actually get help
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Jul 30, 2014 02:19
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well i guess if you want to be a CPA you should get an accounting major but it's not like finance wouldn't work since it's just a certification program for real though I bet CPA is a chill job plus you build years-long relationships with clients
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Jul 30, 2014 02:20
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different businesses have different fiscal years so if you're in commercial accounting then you'll be working modestly all year. My uncle did that poo poo until he fell out of his bitchin' 1987 Monte Carlo SS at a gas station during a massive heart attack at 45. Yeah..... gently caress accounting.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:23
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i don't think working a modest job that pays well and driving a sweet rear end monte carlo killed your uncle man the 00's were not kind to that model, what a loving ugly thing it turned into
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Jul 30, 2014 02:24
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Jul 30, 2014 02:24
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well yeah, family history of heart trouble on that side but even then he was the youngest to go in that family that wasn't in some horrible farming accident. Also he wasn't super fat, that's the other side of my family. This guy was 6'2" and maybe 160 when he died. Pretty sure stress was the contributing factor anyhow. Dude was super-catholic and had something like 8 kids, on top of a stressful job that he constantly pulled 60 hour weeks at. Chevy just keeps making GBS threads up its lineage. It's like they're on an express train to Chrysler quality. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 30, 2014 |
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Jul 30, 2014 02:25
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I finally had something snap in my brain while I was cutting up poo poo the other day at work that I need to get off my rear end and make progress again. Hooters is fun and all, I like working there, but I don't care to do this poo poo 40 hours a week much longer. My disability rating came through a while back, the house is paid up and will sell this winter, and once I get through August I can start letting my knife skills slide again, because gently caress going to work when the government is going to be giving me the money to legit sit on my rear end in the library. Spongebob is turning his life around? A true GiP success story here, boys.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:33
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i think it's a problem with my message too i keep telling people to take math like it's something that they'll use every loving day and have to spend hours doing like beautiful mind poo poo or something you can make almost any major work if you know your limitations are out the door i have a masters in sociology and i'm about to get a job making an obscene amount of money and it's working in field i have a quantitative background though, that's the reason
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Jul 30, 2014 02:39
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idk the most shocking part of that statement is that hooters is giving him 40 hours a week. he'll probably be back to wallowing in his own poo poo in a couple weeks
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Jul 30, 2014 02:39
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Slim Pickens posted:i suggest you keep following your film career dreams, you can do it, all you have to do is believe!!!! Institutionalized education doesn't get my art, though. I don't need to be taught how to stand in front of a mirror, naked, with a go-pro strapped to my head and foam Incredible Hulk fists pulled over each hand. See ya on the festival circuit.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:39
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krispykremessuck posted:idk the most shocking part of that statement is that hooters is giving him 40 hours a week. he'll probably be back to wallowing in his own poo poo in a couple weeks always a possibility, but now I actually want to go back, not being forced into it by a oval office.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:45
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This english paper I just finished marked the end of the last bullshit class I'll ever have to take. Just need to make it through 19 hours of civil engineering courses in the fall and I'll be done with my 10 year journey for a college degree. If you want an easy STEM degree, go for civil engineering. You still have to take all the math courses through dif eq's, but you never touch them again afterwards. And when you're done you have the option to not be stuck inside behind a computer all day (who am I kidding, loving goons)
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Jul 30, 2014 03:01
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pkells posted:This english paper I just finished marked the end of the last bullshit class I'll ever have to take. Just need to make it through 19 hours of civil engineering courses in the fall and I'll be done with my 10 year journey for a college degree. proud of u two semesters left until a piece of paper dictates that i am not a dummy 
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Jul 30, 2014 03:03
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It's about that time of the year to update my resume. May try to get out of my department and try my luck somewhere still in-company. Anyone have a good template for this? I'm pretty sure my MS Word one does nothing but convey desperation.
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Jul 30, 2014 03:10
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be sure to include your dick size, as long as its above average
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Jul 30, 2014 03:11
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do your resume in powerpoint and save it as a pdf it takes longer to do basic tasks but it saves a shitload of time with formatting and making it pretty
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Jul 30, 2014 03:16
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:be sure to include your dick size, as long as its above average Volume or length this is important
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Jul 30, 2014 03:16
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dick status: hung like a copenhagen can
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Jul 30, 2014 03:17
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Vasudus posted:dick status: hung like a copenhagen can rednecks cant get enough
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:It's about that time of the year to update my resume. May try to get out of my department and try my luck somewhere still in-company. I can send you mine. I've sent it to a few people who all landed internships or jobs using the template so it's not the worst thing in the world. edit: spongebob is turning his life around, victor is thinking about switching majors, we're talking resumes....is the drunk thread broken?
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Jul 30, 2014 03:20
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Vasudus posted:do your resume in powerpoint and save it as a pdf This is news to me, honestly. I mean, basically what I know offhand is -contact info/education poo poo -past 7 years work history plus any job-applicable stuff from beyond that -copy/paste skills from the job description of the job you're applying to -should all fit on one page, separate sheet for references Am I wrong with this? I haven't completely redone this poo poo in about 4 years, so I'm a bit rusty.
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holocaust bloopers posted:I can send you mine. I've sent it to a few people who all landed internships or jobs using the template so it's not the worst thing in the world. Word, i'll pm you my address, thanks dude.
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