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haha
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kwagga should've kept the pink shoes
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Boeing Troll posted:you bitch go wear some shoes that are pink that you bought about it, idiot
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African AIDS cum posted:Ultimate Mansplain to take 2014 WWE by storm good god mean gene, the ultimate mansplain has taken out lita with a dumbslore piledriver
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Jul 30, 2014 20:49
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advanced statsman posted:kwagga should've kept the pink shoes he should have
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Jul 30, 2014 20:52
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*in jim ross voice* GOOD GOD, IS THAT THE TONE POLICES MUSIC??
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I have decided to read the dictionary and come up with new words that no one knows so that I can say things without people getting their undies in a bind. I am also suggesting that since we are building a new nation that we need our own language. The following are some suggestions and I would encourage your input to help create this language that we will now call Wallacisms: pussified - any man who has lost his rocks and completed the process of remaining biologically male but become female in all other ways male lesbian - any man who thinks and acts like a woman because he thinks that makes him a better person legion - the countless number of men who have become male lesbians feman - a woman who thinks and acts like a man because she believes it makes her equal to men whacker - a man who is a porno freak and chronic masturbator serial whacker - a man who uses women for sex and uses their bodies instead of his hand for his masturbation manly man - any regenerate man who loves God and his neighbor and demonstrates it with grace guided practical living and rigorous theology half a man - any man who takes a wife and does not serve as the financial and spiritual head of his home but believes the relationship is 50/50 and she should make half the money and do half of his job at home pitch a tent club - men who allow their wives to nag them so incessantly that they want to sleep on the roof of their own home a Bundy - any man who sees women as machines with parts and stalks them rock free - any man who attends a church with a woman pastor mixed nuts - any man who claims Christ but is actively involved in homosexual activity kindling - any man who does not repent of his sin and receive God's grace in Christ homoerotic huddle - any men's group where the men cry inordantly and hug each other with deep affection feminism - the enemy of every man, every woman, every child, and God Almighty odd squad - the collection of people who comprise a singles ministry knuckleheadology - the seemingly profound but completely insane thinking that tends to fill the head of single young men who are avoiding taking a wife and having children rocks - the courage a man must have to be a manly man the jar - that place where unmanly men store the rocks that they never wear Clickers - lazy men who lay on the couch and watch too much television wandering willy - any man who commits adultery on his wife bibliophobe - any man who argues passionately for his point without ever using Scripture but likes to toss Jesus name around a lot artistesticularless - men who expect women to take care of them because they play guitar or paint Marty Stewart - any man who stays at home with his kids while his wife goes off to work to provide for his family King & Lord - Jesus Adamite - any man who lets his wife make Satan the head of their home while he sits quiet, passive, and submissively Charlie Chump - any man who walks out on his own children Larry Limp - any man who refuses to serve his wife sexually in such a way as to make the Song of Songs sing again momma's boy - any man who continually nestles on his momma's chest and wants a wife who will be his momma The Youth Pastor Yank - any man who expects his church to lead his kids to Christ and teach them about the Bible home - the most sacred part of a wife's anatomy Minni Me - a man's penis Dobsonian - anything with words like self-esteem, self-love, self-actualization and the like instead of manly words like pride henhouse - any church that is not governed solely by qualified men (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 30, 2014 20:53
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ice corn did you know pituae is impersonating you???
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Jul 30, 2014 20:55
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Jul 30, 2014 20:55
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I grew up in the ghetto and learned to fight for self preservation and protection of my four younger siblings. After coming to Christ I realized that jacking people was likely not a high Christian art (though I am beginning to reconsider that entirely). I also moved into a men's community living home where we had many male lesbians who had no authority over them and would squawk when confronted. So, we bought gloves, headgear, and mouthpieces and began our own redeemed Fight Club. War turned out to be much speedier than negotiation, and I always had increased respect for the puny guys who had the courage to take their beating before being launched into the third heaven.
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Jul 30, 2014 20:55
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drat im an adamite gently caress!!
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Jul 30, 2014 20:56
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lmao i just noticed this
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Jul 30, 2014 20:56
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*pointing the gun to the two ice corns, sweating* I… I CAN'T DO THIS
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Jul 30, 2014 20:56
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amazon sells sex toys now what on earth pretty soon ull be able to buy like a pizza from em ffs
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Jul 30, 2014 20:56
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im seeing double. 4 ice corns
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African AIDS cum posted:*in jim ross voice* the ultimate mansplain is down for the count and torrie wilson is trying to escape the cage.... but what's this... good god King..there's a glass ceiling!!
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Jul 30, 2014 20:57
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im actually kinda honoured that he chose me to impersonate
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Jul 30, 2014 20:58
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corn in the fridge posted:im actually kinda honoured that he chose me to impersonate this is the incorrect response
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Jul 30, 2014 20:59
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it wasn't a lone corn!! there was a second corn.
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Jul 30, 2014 20:59
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Machinegunboyo posted:the ultimate mansplain is down for the count and torrie wilson is trying to escape the cage.... but what's this... good god King..there's a glass ceiling!! lmao
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Jul 30, 2014 21:00
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corn in the fridge posted:im actually kinda honoured that he chose me to impersonate its because theres nothing interesting about you
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Jul 30, 2014 21:00
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The Big Taff Man posted:its because theres nothing interesting about you check it out though, there's corn in his fridge
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Jul 30, 2014 21:01
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The Big Taff Man posted:its because theres nothing interesting about you Good God King.. Taff with a low blow from out of nowhere!!
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Jul 30, 2014 21:01
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He actually tries to impersonate Tom he's just loving horrible at it and denies it heavily.
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Jul 30, 2014 21:01
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this is like gattaca all over again
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Jul 30, 2014 21:02
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Gigi Galli posted:He actually tries to impersonate Tom he's just loving horrible at it and denies it heavily. enough about hegav what about pituae haha
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Jul 30, 2014 21:03
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Boeing Troll posted:enough about hegav what about pituae haha haha 
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Gigi Galli posted:He actually tries to impersonate Tom he's just loving horrible at it and denies it heavily. he's hegav???? haha tbp
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Jul 30, 2014 21:04
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lots of sick burns being thrown in this page
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Boeing Troll posted:enough about hegav what about pituae haha GODDAMNIT
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Boeing Troll posted:enough about hegav what about pituae haha brutal
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The Big Taff Man posted:its because theres nothing interesting about you how will i ever live this down
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Jul 30, 2014 21:05
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Hi
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African AIDS cum posted:Ultimate Mansplain to take 2014 WWE by storm lol
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Boeing Troll posted:enough about hegav what about pituae haha haha
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corn in the fridge posted:how will i ever live this down
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Jul 30, 2014 21:05
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I've never denied that
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Jul 30, 2014 21:06
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lmao i just noticed the other corn lmao
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serious gaylord posted:lmao i just noticed the other corn lmao should probably get better fitting shoes then haha
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