Post your source or papa spank! - The Funny Panels Thread

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Ultimate Fantastic Four is going to some odd places lately.

Son of a bitch. I remember the first appearances of Captain Americat, Hulk-Bunny and Galactypus in the 1980s Spider-Ham comics.

It's great to see some dumb jokes that are over 30 years old get a second airing. :haw:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:28

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 14:32

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I love that Spider-Ham's snout also has the eyes.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:14

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Fuego Fish posted:

You mean according to me

(That particular entry from the ol' photoshop thread was mine.)

Sadly I didn't save many of the others that got posted, but here's a few more I had lying around my backup drive:

I kinda miss the BSS photoshop/mspaint threads.

I have a hard drive with every single one of those saved onto it.

And it's scanning head is broken.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:00

JustV: Apr 23, 2008; Only Literally On Fire

Small Frozen Thing posted:

According to /co/, that's perfectly in-character for Hal, though.

In .gif form (not mine)!

(sadly, the only one I've got saved)

# ? Jul 30, 2014 22:39

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

From Avengers 33, the future Worldmind has a fairly practical view on time travel.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:09

Fuego Fish: Dec 5, 2004; By tooth and claw!

JustV posted:

In .gif form (not mine)!

(sadly, the only one I've got saved)

Ugh, that "pwned" speech bubble at the end just ruins it. Have a better gif.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:29

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Fuego Fish posted:

Ugh, that "pwned" speech bubble at the end just ruins it. Have a better gif.

My sincerest gratitude to the gifmaker for removing the GL ring from the mirrored frame.

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:45

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Fuego Fish posted:

Ugh, that "pwned" speech bubble at the end just ruins it. Have a better gif.

You should post the original:

# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:56

Angry Walrus: Aug 31, 2013; Quinn it
to
Win it.

A piece of history best left forgotten.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:00

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Fuego Fish posted:

Ugh, that "pwned" speech bubble at the end just ruins it. Have a better gif.

I think this used to be my avatar. Oh God that was probably before I even went to university.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:32

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

From the latest chapter of Battlepug.

Wanna ride that pug.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 00:42

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Say Nothing posted:

From the latest chapter of Battlepug.

Wanna ride that pug.

That pug does not look happy to be ridden.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 09:18

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Nah, pugs just kinda always look like that.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 09:46

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Yeah Pugs have this amazingly wide range of facial expressions that all seem to evolve from the same look of bewilderment and stupefaction.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:35

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

I worry about pugs; it doesn't seem like it's healthy to breed dogs that look like that. :ohdear:

But I feel that way about a lot of dog breeds.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:45

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

prefect posted:

I worry about pugs; it doesn't seem like it's healthy to breed dogs that look like that.

But I feel that way about a lot of dog breeds.

It really, really isn't. And yeah, pugs are about the worst of the lot.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:48

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Dachshunds make it high on the list too.

When I worked as a vet assistant those two were known as the "guaranteed problems" breeds. Dachshunds are especially expensive as they break their backs doing little more than jumping off one or two stairs. I was even explicitly told never to squeeze a pug's head too tight as their skulls are so malformed their eyes pose a serious risk of popping out with too much pressure.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:50

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

prefect posted:

I worry about pugs; it doesn't seem like it's healthy to breed dogs that look like that.

But I feel that way about a lot of dog breeds.

The weird dumb folds on a pugs face are prone to developing infections, and some pugs eyes pop out when they so much as sneeze. It's okay though, they're cute :downs:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:55

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

^ That is on the far end of the scale, but yes Pugs, and bulldogs, and so on have been INTENTIONALLY bred to be hosed up mutants.

Any pure bred dog will have problems. Golden Labs had big problems with their hips. If you want a healthy dog, get a mutt.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:56

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Post your favorite depressing dog facts. :smith:

(I knew all this before but it's still depressing.)

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:57

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Pugs are also the ones that, due to the malformation of their head, can't properly breathe, right?

That cute wheeze? That's your pug struggling to breathe.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 12:58

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Yeah seriously get a mongrel if you want to get a dog. Mine was a mix of just about everything and she lived until she was 21.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:01

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Mutts and mongrels and mixes are the best. :allears:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:08

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

If you must get a breed, get a breed that came about relatively naturally and has less health problems rather than one that happened by making dogs inbreed until they imploded.

So, uh... anyone got a funny panel?

# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:13

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

Shelter mutts and then if not a mutt of some sort, a working breed. Don't get working breeds if you aren't going to give it a lot of space and stimulation though, or it'll go crazy.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 13:14

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Dogs:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:00

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

MikeJF posted:

So, uh... anyone got a funny panel?

I was saving this one for just such a time

Billy Hazelnuts expresses some anger

and looses his cool.

Or

MikeJF posted:

So, uh... anyone got a funny panel?

No, but I've got a stockpile of panels from Deadpool

There are roughly three jokes crammed into this single panel. Exactly one of them is funny. From Deadpool 7

Deadpool wants what you want. You want what Deadpool wants. Deadpool 18

The 'Pool is classy in Deadpool 6

and watches over you while you sleep in Deadpool 5

'Cause he knows how to treat a lady. Deadpool 10

Dee dee dee 'D' is for lots of things. Dr. Destiny is kind of embarrassed that Deadpool is one of the things it's for. Sandman 6

# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:38

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

You just reminded me I found a single issue of Spidey Super Stories that I got from a grab bag in Rhyno's store. I gotta go find out which one it is and post some scans.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 14:44

Takezio: Nov 7, 2011

Uthor posted:

Dogs:

When I first saw this, I thought Lucky the Pizza Dog was winking. After learning he has only the one eye, I still choose to believe.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 16:31

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

Apparently there was an Aquaman series last year or so where everyone gave Aquaman a lot of poo poo ?

I need to know what this book is because I need more of this.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:24

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

Sockser posted:

Apparently there was an Aquaman series last year or so where everyone gave Aquaman a lot of poo poo ?

I need to know what this book is because I need more of this.

That's Aquaman by Geoff Johns

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:28

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Sockser posted:

Apparently there was an Aquaman series last year or so where everyone gave Aquaman a lot of poo poo ?

I need to know what this book is because I need more of this.

You really don't. The entire point of the book is Geoff Johns trying to prove that Aquaman isn't lame, Hal Jordan style.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:28

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Yeah, one issue was stretching the concept. But then it just. keeps. going.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 17:41

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Lurdiak posted:

You really don't. The entire point of the book is Geoff Johns trying to prove that Aquaman isn't lame, Hal Jordan style.

Justice League already did that :colbert:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:27

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Bad Moon posted:

Justice League already did that

I think you mean Brave and the Bold.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:29

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Bad Moon posted:

Justice League already did that

I think you mean Brave and the Bold.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:29

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

Wow

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:30

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Aquaman is cool when people aren't trying to prove how cool he is.

_{_{But Namor is cooler}}

# ? Jul 31, 2014 21:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.