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Uh, yeah so apocalyptic that Ted Cruz is still having fundraisers?
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GreenNight posted:Uh, yeah so apocalyptic that Ted Cruz is still having fundraisers?
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Jul 31, 2014 02:12
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Yeah but WW2 wasn't on the American mainland.
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Jul 31, 2014 02:20
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It's been strongly implied that it's pretty much just Bon Temps and a few nearby towns where most of these crazy things happen. Nicole is the first truly clever TB character in that she realized this and made actual plans to get the gently caress out.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:18
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I like to think that Nicole is the viewer
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Jul 31, 2014 03:30
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I think the world is worse off without True Blood and some infected vampires, but I don't think civilization is collapsing, except in the crazy little world of True Blood. Like, Eric was just able to get a luxury flight for uninfected vampires directly to the most hosed up area.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:47
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Nichael posted:Maybe my memory is failing me, but I'm pretty sure the show's casual disregard for its own rules has been true since like season 2 or 3. I mean, didn't Bill solo kill the Queen of Louisiana? She was older than him. She was the best and I miss her.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:50
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RandomCheese posted:It's been 20 years or so at least since they revealed themselves to the world, they were selling tru-blood at the video store in the 90's flashback so you think that these sorts of things might have come up in that period. Others mentioned this, but the three Eric and Pam flashbacks were three different times, 1986 the get "assigned" to the area, 1996 they meet Ginger while that Garbage song plays, 2006 "Pam" comes up with the idea to turn the video store into a bar now that vampires had just come out and true blood is for sale in the little cooler.
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Jul 31, 2014 03:57
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The Duggler posted:I like to think that Nicole is the viewer
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Jul 31, 2014 06:15
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nooneofconsequence posted:I think the world is worse off without True Blood and some infected vampires, but I don't think civilization is collapsing, except in the crazy little world of True Blood. Yeah that's probably accurate, it's just the long-term effects of Sookie's sphere of crazy soaking into the groundwater and local towns making the entire surrounding area spin completely out of control.
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Jul 31, 2014 07:49
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I would laugh my dick off if it was revealed in the end that Sookies mind reading caused everyone in Bon Temps to go crazy or something. The writers should just go full crazy at this point
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Jul 31, 2014 14:35
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XboxPants posted:Yeah that's probably accurate, it's just the long-term effects of Sookie's sphere of crazy soaking into the groundwater and local towns making the entire surrounding area spin completely out of control. I like to imagine a family of vampires out on vacation and when they drive through Bon Temps they roll up the windows and lock their doors.
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Jul 31, 2014 14:48
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The Duggler posted:I would laugh my dick off if it was revealed in the end that Sookies mind reading caused everyone in Bon Temps to go crazy or something. Or it turns out they never beat the Maenad.
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Jul 31, 2014 14:52
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XboxPants posted:Yeah that's probably accurate, it's just the long-term effects of Sookie's sphere of crazy soaking into the groundwater and local towns making the entire surrounding area spin completely out of control. That's essentially my theory. I'm thinking the fairy vagina smell just has a really ridiculous range and resilience. Like Sookie has spent her entire life in Bon Temps and the surrounding towns, and it has a subtle pheromonal effect on all the supernatural poo poo that passes through. Weirdness has been subtly building up for like 20-somthing years now, but nobody noticed until the vampires exposed themselves and really blew the lid off. Poor supernatural people like Sam have been stuck in places around Bon Temps, with no idea why why they can't bring themselves to leave the shithole.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:17
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The series ends with people figuring this out and Sookie being run out of Bon Temps. Then she goes and becomes a lumberjack in Alaska.
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Jul 31, 2014 15:46
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Krowley posted:The series ends with people figuring this out and Sookie being run out of Bon Temps. Yeah but first she has to take Jason's recently deceased body and dump it in the ocean
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The Duggler posted:Yeah but first she has to take Jason's recently deceased body and dump it in the ocean Sailing towards Hurricane "Our Dead Mom."
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Jul 31, 2014 17:00
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Sookeh's grandmother was a fairy fucker!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sailing towards Hurricane "Our Dead Mom." Wait, did the hurricane in Dexter have the same name as his wife?
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Jul 31, 2014 20:11
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The Duggler posted:Wait, did the hurricane in Dexter have the same name as his wife? Hurricane Laura, same as his mother. Cos symbolism
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Lipset and Rock On posted:Hurricane Laura, same as his mother. Cos symbolism Symbolism of what? Of. What. loving Dexter.
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ultramiraculous posted:That's essentially my theory. I'm thinking the fairy vagina smell just has a really ridiculous range and resilience. Like Sookie has spent her entire life in Bon Temps and the surrounding towns, and it has a subtle pheromonal effect on all the supernatural poo poo that passes through. Weirdness has been subtly building up for like 20-somthing years now, but nobody noticed until the vampires exposed themselves and really blew the lid off. Poor supernatural people like Sam have been stuck in places around Bon Temps, with no idea why why they can't bring themselves to leave the shithole. And poor Jason, he doesn't get any of the actual useful powers but he sure seems to have a bit of fairie hotness... don't forget that, besides his various vampire lovers, his iron-forged fairy dick is so hot that at one point an entire backwoods clan of random supes kidnapped him and chain-raped him for weeks.
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XboxPants posted:And poor Jason, he doesn't get any of the actual useful powers but he sure seems to have a bit of fairie hotness... don't forget that, besides his various vampire lovers, his iron-forged fairy dick is so hot that at one point an entire backwoods clan of random supes kidnapped him and chain-raped him for weeks. Wasn't he established as a fairy prince or something last season? It's tragic what happened to his penis honestly, but now I'm just thinking about his penis. True Blood.
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ultramiraculous posted:Symbolism of what? Of. What. Seriously. There's nothing to it other than the name is the same, literally no other connection symbolically. As important as a coincidence. There's nothing about Dexter's finale, let alone all of the season, that works at all or is indicative of anything but that they are the most simple-minded of writers.
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ultramiraculous posted:Wasn't he established as a fairy prince or something last season? It's tragic what happened to his penis honestly, but now I'm just thinking about his penis. Nah, they haven't really concretely stated anything about him as being definitively connected to his fae ancestry, not like Sookie's telepathy. I'm fairly sure we don't need it stated outright that his crazy track record with the ladies has gotta be connected, though. I mean, he even started young and was apparently a stallion then. Since when is a teenaged virgin boy not liable to blow after two pumps? Or am I mis-remembering something, I thought that the older woman he reconnected with in one of the pointless subplots from the last few seasons was the one who took his virginity and said something positive about his skill even then.
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Apoplexy posted:Nah, they haven't really concretely stated anything about him as being definitively connected to his fae ancestry, not like Sookie's telepathy. I'm fairly sure we don't need it stated outright that his crazy track record with the ladies has gotta be connected, though. I mean, he even started young and was apparently a stallion then. Since when is a teenaged virgin boy not liable to blow after two pumps? Or am I mis-remembering something, I thought that the older woman he reconnected with in one of the pointless subplots from the last few seasons was the one who took his virginity and said something positive about his skill even then. Jason Stackhouse is just good with the ladies it is not part of his fae powers. He is the biggest fish in the small pond of Bon Temps. He is a hard working simple minded man who always makes a best effort to do what is right. His body also isn't too bad to look at. What lady in Bon Temps wouldn't want a piece of a man like that. It isn't like there is very many options in that small town.
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DrPlump posted:Jason Stackhouse is just good with the ladies it is not part of his fae powers. He is the biggest fish in the small pond of Bon Temps. He is a hard working simple minded man who always makes a best effort to do what is right. His body also isn't too bad to look at. What lady in Bon Temps wouldn't want a piece of a man like that. It isn't like there is very many options in that small town. I think I heard that in the books he actually is like a "sex fae" or some poo poo which explains why everyone always wants to have sex with him but of course the books and the show are pretty diverged by now and I'd believe either explanation.
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In the books he has magic sex powers, but nobody tells him because he's Jason Stackhouse and it'd be like giving a child a loaded gun.
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I just want Hoyt to make it out okay. And for the Tara subplot to end. And for Ginger to finally get her hot vampire sex.
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DrPlump posted:Jason Stackhouse is just good with the ladies it is not part of his fae powers. He is the biggest fish in the small pond of Bon Temps. He is a hard working simple minded man who always makes a best effort to do what is right. His body also isn't too bad to look at. What lady in Bon Temps wouldn't want a piece of a man like that. It isn't like there is very many options in that small town. Isn't there a scene in the 2nd or 3rd season where some guy makes an envious comment and Jason talks about how he puts a ton of work into it? Specifically working out and studying porn (like that would realistically help, but whatever).
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Aug 2, 2014 02:30
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Having a body like Jason's would require a pretty strict diet and hard workout routine. no homo
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Aug 2, 2014 04:03
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Hoyt was whining about how finding girls is easy for Jason and yeah he said he works off like a mother fucker and studies porn.
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:And for Ginger to finally get her hot vampire sex. it has to be Eric, not just hot vampire sex.
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Brennan posted:I'm just curious, instead of killing the lawyer why not just transfer his liquid funds to accounts for Jessica and sign over his property before he dies? That seems like it would be faster than winding through the court system Or just marry her
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The Duggler posted:Having a body like Jason's would require a pretty strict diet and hard workout routine. The dude is almost 40 and has the body of a 20 year old. There's nothing gay about appreciating a reality-defying work of art.
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Kwanten is nearly 40? Jesus. ed: He's 37 now. Stephen Moyer was within a year of Ryan Kwanten's current age back when the show started. Kwanten passes as a 20-something right now. drat is that guy a loving mangod.
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Shadow posted:Hoyt was whining about how finding girls is easy for Jason and yeah he said he works off like a mother fucker and studies porn. That was actually Sheriff Bellefleur and it was one of the best scenes of the series. Anything with Jason and Andy together was gold.
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King Vidiot posted:That was actually Sheriff Bellefleur and it was one of the best scenes of the series. Anything with Jason and Andy together was gold. Jason and Andy were/are two strong unmagical characters in a world now infested with supernatural monsters. The whole show could have been about them and I'd watch it
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