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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:JLI Annual #2 It also addresses something I've always had a problem with; if Batman's main mode of getting around is a car, why doesn't he have more problems with traffic? I know he usually works at night when the roads aren't crowded, but still. Does he stop for red lights and obey the laws of the road? He drives a black car at night with no lights or sirens, so trying to act like a police car would be super dangerous. If he does stop, wouldn't the people in the cars alongside post pics of his flashy batmobile on twitter, giving away his location to criminals? What the hell happens when Joker tries to blow something up during rush hour?
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I love that all the people keeping the Avengers, FF and the military busy have the same posture. Also, I imagine Namor's "We don't have them down there" in the same tone as that guy from Clerks going "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
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Namor's half-New Yorker blood has always caused him a dilemma between his heritage. Can't be easy to go to cold raw fish and seaweed (I have no idea what else you're supposed to be able to eat in Atlantis, not like they can cook) when your heart calls for pizza and bagels. 
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DarkCrawler posted:(I have no idea what else you're supposed to be able to eat in Atlantis, not like they can cook) They can probably cook just fine using volcanic vents or what have you.
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DarkCrawler posted:Namor's half-New Yorker blood has always caused him a dilemma between his heritage. Can't be easy to go to cold raw fish and seaweed (I have no idea what else you're supposed to be able to eat in Atlantis, not like they can cook) when your heart calls for pizza and bagels. I always like that panel from the first half of this "A dog, a barrel...ridiculous!"
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 Some more Larry Hama goodness from GI Joe #33. This week, Spirit gets beaten up by two children and a woman with bricks in her purse.
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WASP-y people beating up a disabled Native American soldier. That has got to be some sort of commentary there. Didn't that comic lead to one of the Joes in a car driven by a bear? I don't know what that represents. The economy, maybe.
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The MSJ posted:WASP-y people beating up a disabled Native American soldier. That has got to be some sort of commentary there. I like how Blondie just ducks out completely and lets Mom & the kids do the fighting for him. Also little Suzie Kneecaps is just sauntering away in the bottom panel like she jus' don' care - rest of the family are bolting, she's on the catwalk.
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KayTee posted:I like how Blondie just ducks out completely and lets Mom & the kids do the fighting for him. They're all cobra agents. There's a scene later in the series (just before 50, I think) where a little girl pulls a dirty harry style handgun out of her purse and threatens a GIJoe with it.
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The MSJ posted:Didn't that comic lead to one of the Joes in a car driven by a bear? I don't know what that represents. The economy, maybe. Wait, wait, wait, wait... WHO IS DRIVING?
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Gavok posted:Wait, wait, wait, wait... Bear is driving.
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theflyingorc posted:Bear is driving. How can that be?!?!
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Post your source! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUwQwtDpdE4
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On an Earth where magic reigns supreme, Zatanna is mute and communicates via owl. Infinite Crisis: Fight For The Multiverse #12
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The MSJ posted:WASP-y people beating up a disabled Native American soldier. That has got to be some sort of commentary there. Dunno about that, but that bear turned out to be Candy Appel, who by some amazing coincidence had a father who was in the Crimson Guard. She ended up connecting with one of the Joes, and then got blown up by Scrap-Iron. Here's a pic of her without her costume. -picture3003-candy-appel.jpg) Seldom Posts posted:They're all cobra agents. There's a scene later in the series (just before 50, I think) where a little girl pulls a dirty harry style handgun out of her purse and threatens a GIJoe with it. 49, actually. I had posted it earlier, but here it is again. 
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What an interesting set of items to compare for size. An extra navel, fine. But a "frozen pot pie" is a very specific and strange item. You get the impression that the writer just drew a blank and started thinking about his sad bachelor dinner that night?
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It's kind of dark when you think about those poor brainwashed kids.
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WickedHate posted:It's kind of dark when you think about those poor brainwashed kids. Cobra takes care of its own.
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WickedHate posted:It's kind of dark when you think about those poor brainwashed kids. I'm more worried about that little girl getting hit in the face by her gun after she shoots Rusty with it. It doesn't look like she has her arms braced if the gun is that close to her head.
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VanSandman posted:Cobra takes care of its own. Doesn't working for Cobra have a sweet benefits package or something?
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Servoret posted:I'm more worried about that little girl getting hit in the face by her gun after she shoots Rusty with it. It doesn't look like she has her arms braced if the gun is that close to her head. They are most likely aware of that and happy to sacrifice themselves in the name of Cobra.
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WickedHate posted:It's kind of dark when you think about those poor brainwashed kids. I see the corner of a big smile on that kid's face. Nobody ever let me have crazy weapons when I was a kid.
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Section Z posted:Doesn't working for Cobra have a sweet benefits package or something? Well they are covered for full husband/dad replacement.
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This issue (well this series) is completely terrible and I'm laughing at every other page for all the wrong reasons, I give you Mango: All New Ultimates Issue 4
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Pimpmust posted:This issue (well this series) is completely terrible and I'm laughing at every other page for all the wrong reasons, I give you Mango: Mango doesn't socialize. Why is that person executing a mango next to that kid? Do they really think that the mango will affect the shot in any meaningful capacity?
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I think the idea is to use it as an improvised silencer somehow, which would probably work a hell of a lot better if you don't use an object with a hard center and also if you don't hold it in a fashion which puts your fingertips anywhere near the muzzle.
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He must have about potatoes being used as impromptu silencers and thought "Hey, fruits and vegetables are all the same, right?"
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It's funny because the whiny guy sits on a couch, and where I live couches have pillows that serve perfectly well as silencers.
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Was that guy's face colored in MSPaint? Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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If you cut off the last panel it looks like he's just really devastated that his cellphone battery died.
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I got that for my dad this year.
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kizudarake posted:I got that for my dad this year. Way to remind your dad of the time he was emasculated when he couldn't man up and stop a mugger from taking your mom's pearl necklace 
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kizudarake posted:I got that for my dad this year. Damian?
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muscles like this? posted:From Superior Foes of Spider-Man 14 Having recently been subject to unwarranted debt collection calls (I think Comcast was being vindictive), this comic speaks to me.
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Really Pants posted:Was that guy's face colored in MSPaint? Oh that's one of the GOOD art-quality pages from that issue (not the bad-art thread, but these are pretty funny). Behold:  Because for some reason this is a "Beach" issue. I think one of those are supposed to be Kitty Pride? Or possibly Bombshell (they all have the same face).  This one is pretty great. I guess you could compliment it by saying it's "colorful" But the worst is the "prequel" known only as Survive! (This horrible art)    Spider-Woman doing a  faceAnd finally, the prize: 
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