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18C: A Sad Tale or How to waste internets with Shalcar and ewe2 Bohemian 18c Is this just real life? Is this just 18c? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open the site look down at the polls and seee I'm just a poor George, I need no 18c cos I'm easy come easy go little Hunt, little Joe Any way the Tone blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me Mommaaa, just killed a bill, put a gun against its head, told the Senate that it's dead Mommaa, Rupert had no fun and now he's going to throw us all away Mommaaa oooh didn't mean to make a crime, if I can't be a bigot this time tomorrow carry onnn carry onnn as if 18c mattered Too late, the time has come, a conference with the press OMG its all a mess Goodbye everybody, I gotta go. Gotta leave my books behind and face the truthhh Mommaa, oooo, didn't mean to vilify, sometimes I wish I never been spawned at all *guitar solo* I see a little short potato of a man SCARE HIM OFF SCARE HIM OFF MAKE HIM PASS LEGISLATION ANDREW BOLT THROWS LIGHTNING VERY VERY IPA tony abbott tony abbott tony abbott figaro magnifiquooooo weathervane weathervane will you let George go NO BRANDIS NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE 18C WE WILL NOT, WE WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE 18C WE WILL NOT, WE WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE THE 18Cccccc no no no no no no no! oh Tony Abbott, Tony abbott, Eric Abetz let it go Bealzebub have the Greens fought for 18c, 18c, 18cccccccc * guitar heroooo * SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DOUBLE-CROSS THE IPA? SO YOU DUMPED ALL MY CHANGES ILL TELL THEM TODAY! OOH BABY! IPA GET YOU BABY! JUST GOTTA GET A BOAT, I NEED A BOAT OUTTA HERE! * special guitar heroooo * Nothing really matters, weathervanes are free Nothing really matters, nothing really came of 18ccccc Any way the Tone blows *crash* ewe2 fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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ewe2 posted:easy come easy go little high little low Sounds like LNP polls as of late.
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Aug 5, 2014 11:24
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 Thanks again to notorious good person Chicken Parmagiana! (I'm pretty sure CP said linking from his site was okay but I'll mirror it if not)
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Aug 5, 2014 11:26
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Apparently Joe just suggested the brilliantly suicidal idea of including a pensioner's own home in the means test for a pension on channel 7.
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Aug 5, 2014 11:33
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Ragingsheep posted:Apparently Joe just suggested the brilliantly suicidal idea of including a pensioner's own home in the means test for a pension on channel 7.
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Aug 5, 2014 11:35
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Ragingsheep posted:Apparently Joe just suggested the brilliantly suicidal idea of including a pensioner's own home in the means test for a pension on channel 7. I thought it Senator LionHelm
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Aug 5, 2014 11:36
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I cant handle being exposed to radiation! *walks around in the sunshine in loose, open clothing* EDIT: hahaha they built the tower anyway. Laserface fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Aug 5, 2014 11:38
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I've been exposed to "traditional" radiation, can I get a disability pension. How do I get in on this "rorting the system" business.
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I was looking for some good old fashioned WW1 movies and found this gem: 'The Lighthorse' (1987) It features: Gaza being blown up with artillery Australians invading Gaza Australians knifing many Palestinians/Turks Australians winning something in WW1 that is not Gallipoli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbWXpngG_cU
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Aug 5, 2014 11:59
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Goffer posted:Australians winning something in WW1 that is not Gallipoli
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/abbotts-odd-reason-for-dumping-racial-discrimination-act-reforms/story-fni0ffsx-1227014633328 Click at own risk: Andrew Bolt warning. quote:Abbott’s odd reason for dumping Racial Discrimination Act reforms
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Lid posted:http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/abbotts-odd-reason-for-dumping-racial-discrimination-act-reforms/story-fni0ffsx-1227014633328 I am literally vomitting.
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Aug 5, 2014 12:39
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Aug 5, 2014 12:48
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Lid posted:http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/abbotts-odd-reason-for-dumping-racial-discrimination-act-reforms/story-fni0ffsx-1227014633328 Andrew Bolt on: that time I was foiled by the Jews. Tomorrow: Labor, inherently nazis?
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here's a question, what the gently caress does the herald sun put on their front cover tomorrow? I predict they will blame labor some how.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:here's a question, what the gently caress does the herald sun put on their front cover tomorrow? I predict they will blame labor some how. They will be smudged from the river of tears coming from Bolts office so it may be hard to tell.
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Bomb-Bunny posted:Andrew Bolt on: that time I was foiled by the Jews. Thats remarkably inarticulate by Bolt standards. He's losing it.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:here's a question, what the gently caress does the herald sun put on their front cover tomorrow? I predict they will blame labor some how. Why mention it at all?
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Zenithe posted:They will be smudged from the river of tears coming from Bolts office so it may be hard to tell. I think he works from home, in the working class suburb of Malvern.
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Gough Suppressant posted:has there ever been any kind of proof that radio waves etc have this sort of effect or is this person just mentally ill? Yes it has and it has also been proven that huge cash settlements are not only the cure but also provide inoculation and prevent recurrence. Same for Wind Turbine Syndrome. Smegmatron fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Aug 5, 2014 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:here's a question, what the gently caress does the herald sun put on their front cover tomorrow? I predict they will blame labor some how. blame it on muslims.
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The subtext here is that Tony Abbott didn't give a poo poo what the Muslims of Australia thought about 18c until he needed their support for his imaginary terrorist smoke and mirrors act
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Aug 5, 2014 13:23
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ewe2 posted:Thats remarkably inarticulate by Bolt standards. He's losing it. He was never really that articulate, he just had a thesaurus rammed up his arse at some point and made the best of a bad situation. Seriously though the section quoted was either "the Jews were duped by evil leftists" or "I regret that the Jews are now the enemies of freedom". Hyperbole in both cases only partly mine. He's made the exact same arguments with "Muslims" in place of "Jews" countless times. I genuinely think he's cracked on this one, he was the great hero of free speech for the ignorami, and they didn't rise in his defense. He's reeling.
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It's definitely a cry for help, not even a clever dog-whistle at that. I've read his horrid book and his prose was much better.
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The thing is Bolt would have been nailed harder and faster in a defamation action anyway. The guys research was to Google a person and think, "yep, they look more white then Aboriginal to me". The people involved went the harder route of using 18c as they wanted to demonstrate it was motivated by race. The repeal would have him been able to say 'look, that law a court said I was in breach of doesn't exist any more so not racist". He couldn't post the exact same thing with 18c gone and no repercussions anyway.
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Aug 5, 2014 13:46
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Those racists sure like to pose as the cartoon villains they're fighting against. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Preserving-Islamic-Rights-on-the-Gold-Coast-PIRGC/1451181221817598?fref=nf
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Pred1ct posted:Those racists sure like to pose as the cartoon villains they're fighting against. Making this would be what the new Metal Gear Solid game would be about if the protaganist was Otacon. Who has inexplicably become Australian.
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Which era of Otacon is this? The one that bangs his mum and gets his dad to kill himself as a result? The one who pisses himself over a cyborg ninja? The one who's a totally rockin' kickin' rad dude who barhops every night and picks up all the ladies? This is important.
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Pred1ct posted:Those racists sure like to pose as the cartoon villains they're fighting against. gently caress queenslanders are dumb as bricks https://www.facebook.com/SupportingCambellNewmanAndLNP?fref=ts
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Pred1ct posted:Those racists sure like to pose as the cartoon villains they're fighting against. The number of people taking it seriously 
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Thank you to our sponsors over at 90.9 Sea FM - Gold Coast for helping spread awareness and raise funds for the Islamic community, make sure to tune in every weekday morning and listen to Galey, Matt & Charli.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:here's a question, what the gently caress does the herald sun put on their front cover tomorrow? I predict they will blame labor some how. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/prime-minister-tony-abbott-unveils-antijihadist-laws/story-fni0fiyv-1227014705177 quote:Prime Minister Tony Abbott unveils anti-Jihadist laws 
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Nibbles! posted:The number of people taking it seriously It's all of their hyperbole becoming reality. Like some Twilight Zone level punishment for being a reactionary moron.
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Pred1ct posted:Those racists sure like to pose as the cartoon villains they're fighting against. Is this a honey pot for dumb racist bogans? The post about changing the flag to include the crescent moon has some of the worst replies.
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Mad Katter posted:Is this a honey pot for dumb racist bogans? I had to insult and unfriend a high school mate for getting angry about that poo poo. It's loving terrifying that the people taken in by that poo poo can also vote.
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Captain Pissweak posted:Andrew Bolt is and forever will be a racist as determined by a court of law. I recall on Q&A this year when he was called out on being he a racist and the studio laughed when Brandis insisted he isn't. Then Bolt had a cry and wrote an article about how he was "lynched" by the ABC and branded as a racist that he didn't turn up for work the next day and acting like a victim. gently caress that guy.
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I know racists aren't that smart as a general rule, but how in the name of gently caress can anyone not look at that and immediately realise it's a loving lovely joke?
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Gough Suppressant posted:I know racists aren't that smart as a general rule, but how in the name of gently caress can anyone not look at that and immediately realise it's a loving lovely joke? They're idiots. You'd be amazed just how dense people can be when it comes to recognising satire.
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