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Blue Footed Booby posted:Holy poo poo! You didn't grow up bathed in the exact same pop culture milieu I was?! Do they have pants where you live?? the what now
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stratdax posted:Well, if you're ever in Vancouver you can go out and get this Caesar: I call foul! That drinking glass has a wider center of gravity than the others! 
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stratdax posted:Well, if you're ever in Vancouver you can go out and get this Caesar: A roasted goddamn chicken? I believe this is the first time I have ever wished I were Vancouverite, or Vancouvian, or whatever the hell they call themselves.
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Centripetal Horse posted:A roasted goddamn chicken? I believe this is the first time I have ever wished I were Vancouverite, or Vancouvian, or whatever the hell they call themselves. I believe the chosen name is "Entitled Shitlords".
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Centripetal Horse posted:A roasted goddamn chicken? I believe this is the first time I have ever wished I were Vancouverite, or Vancouvian, or whatever the hell they call themselves. I lived in Vancouver for three years and never heard of this monstrosity, I feel empty inside. 
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MisterOblivious posted:"‘Just saw a police car going the other way. Gonna turn around and see if I can catch up and drive by it. #iphonecookie,’ he wrote. Did he really think the officer was just going to laugh and say "welp, no phone, no crime, buddy!" and then pose for a picture with him? Reminds me of the obnoxious moron that ordered the custom ketchup bottle that read "shampoo," put ketchup in his hair and went to a local supermarket to complain that although the bottle said it was full of shampoo, it was, in fact, filled with a condiment! WHAT A FUNNY "PRANK"
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Abongination posted:I lived in Vancouver for three years and never heard of this monstrosity, I feel empty inside. Gorilla Playing saxophone with balloons At your party Gorilla Playing saxophone with balloons In your workplace Gorilla Playing saxophone with balloons In your house Gorilla Playing saxophone with balloons In your bedroom Gorilla Playing saxophone with balloons At your wake
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SKY COQ posted:Gorilla I will not hear them, Sam-I-am. I do not like Gorillas, in my band.
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SKY COQ posted:Gorilla If you remove the line about the workplace this becomes a poem about a gorilla with balloons playing saxophone coming to someone's house and killing them twoday has a new favorite as of 10:16 on Aug 6, 2014 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Did he really think the officer was just going to laugh and say "welp, no phone, no crime, buddy!" and then pose for a picture with him? Why couldn't he just fill a regular shampoo bottle with ketchup?
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Please do not feign enthusiasm when you clap. The gorilla will know.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Did he really think the officer was just going to laugh and say "welp, no phone, no crime, buddy!" I like that it's just accepted that pissing off a cop will obviously get you arrested completely separate from the existence of any actual crime.
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Dr_Amazing posted:I like that it's just accepted that pissing off a cop will obviously get you arrested completely separate from the existence of any actual crime. I seem to remember that you can get arrested for wasting police time. If so then I'm fairly certain that this could come under that. Although without the unpaid parking tickets he might have gotten away with it, so really it's his own fault. Especially as he turned his car around to get the cops attention. 
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Abongination posted:I lived in Vancouver for three years and never heard of this monstrosity, I feel empty inside. 
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davidspackage posted:Please do not feign enthusiasm when you clap. And never call him a monkey! He prefers the term "ape".
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Well of course. I mean, do you see a tail? No tail, not a monkey .
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twoday posted:If you remove the line about the workplace this becomes a poem about a gorilla with balloons playing saxophone coming to someone's house and killing them That was the intent.
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SKY COQ posted:Gorilla ...in someone's house! ...in someone's workplace! ...while a shaman watches! ...in someone's car! ...while the guy from the dollar store watches!
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SKY COQ posted:Gorilla Burma-Shave.  I'll, um, I'll pass.
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stratdax posted:Well, if you're ever in Vancouver you can go out and get this Caesar: OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no.   So, is it any good?
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rock rock posted:OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no. The budweiser one is pretty good on a hot day.
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neonbregna posted:The budweiser one is pretty good on a hot day. I'm sorry you were born without tastebuds.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:...in someone's house! ...on the bed? ...on the floor? ...on a towel by the door?
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rock rock posted:OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no. When I worked at a convenience store in Texas I couldn't keep that Budweiser clamato on the shelves. Apparently it's really loving good to drug addicts and migrant workers. 
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rock rock posted:OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no. Clam juice is alright (salty and a bit savory) and goes naturally with tomato. Not my drink of choice, but a Caesar is just a slightly saltier Bloody Mary. Apparently a lot of Canadians don't realize it's actually clam juice and swear off clamato and Caesars once they find out. I have no idea what is up with the energy drinks or budweiser poo poo.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I call foul! That drinking glass has a wider center of gravity than the others! If by wider you mean lower
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dev null posted:If by wider you mean lower Dammit, yes I do  .
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rock rock posted:So, is it any good? It's loving amazing. It really is just a bloody mary, but more salty, savory and a bit more spicy.
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I try not to get into argument derails here, but I'm gonna plant my maple leaf flag on this one. Clamato juice does sound gross, but it's really good, and was specifically created by the bartender that invented the Caesar, for the purposes of tasting good in said Caesar. This isn't some weird "regional acquired taste" either, like blood pudding or pickled herring (okay, maybe it is). Like everyone else says, it's a more savoury, "meatier" tasting Bloody Mary. Furthermore, it's something of a middlebrow art form. Every chain restaurant and everyone's dad has their own unique spin on the Caesar; the absurd garnishes are just the endgame.
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mrkillboy posted:Before they were stars! Okay, this was actually interesting. I didn't know he'd done that.
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mrkillboy posted:Before they were stars! I'd pay to see a special where they rounded up famous people like that to have them try again.
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Finagle posted:Okay, this was actually interesting. I didn't know he'd done that. He used his diving skills to escape death whilst filming Expendables 3! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jason-statham-almost-died-after-truck-brakes-failed-on-the-set-of-the-expendables-3-9648480.html 
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Well of course, he failed spectacularly, he's facing the wrong way. This is actually literally true for the fox, which uses electromagnetic fields to detect things to dive for and has to face true north for it to work.
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univbee posted:Well of course, he failed spectacularly, he's facing the wrong way. Welp, I wasn't expecting that to be true, but  quote:Hypothetical principle of a "magnetic range-finder" in the red fox assuming radical-pair-based magnetoreception. Image credit: Biology Letters, doi:10.1098/rsbl.2010.1145 e: still doesn't explain what the bear was trying to do. twoday has a new favorite as of 17:41 on Aug 6, 2014 |
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rock rock posted:OK so I was wondering what a Caeser is and apparently it's some sort of foul bloody mary with clam juice in it?!? What the gently caress Canada? Allegedly this is your most popular mixed drink. Made with Clamato juice, a delicious blend of tomato and clams. But it doesn't stop there, ohhhh no. I don't know about those drinks since I wont touch budwiser but Clamato is amazing. It also goes great with decent beers.
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twoday posted:e: still doesn't explain what the bear was trying to do. Find a fox.
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