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Is his face supposed to look like a cross between Neil Patrick Harris and Arnold Schwarzenegger, or is that just a happy accident ?
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Goddamn, that eagle has some bomb-rear end titties.
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Aug 5, 2014 14:17
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A girl on my fb got a stupid tattoo by this "company" (totally a dude doing tattoos in his living room). I flipped through the portfolio (Which was kinda hidden since his page is mostly his personal page but also his business page) and it had quite bountiful treasures to behold    I don't know if I've seen a Tinkerbell executed more poorly in my life. What do you say when he finishes and you see that??  Cleaned and sanitized kitchen floor pairs well with the road rash tattoo   When you don't think he's funny it makes him angry, and you wouldn't like him when he's angry  I drew better Johnny and Zim when I was in HS and completely obsessed with that.   Dog cage really sums up the whole thing
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Aug 5, 2014 16:31
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Picnic Princess posted:That is the lovely-est-rear end keyblade of all time. Maybe the end is supposed to be the metal hand-horns? Or maybe not. What's the significance of the numbers? Luggage combination?
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Aug 6, 2014 03:12
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Aug 6, 2014 03:48
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^ hahahahahaha At least that lovely Keyblade was still going in the same direction
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Aug 6, 2014 04:00
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CeramicPig posted:
What is this supposed to be? Why is it on her thighs? And who thinks that having something that looks like an infected rash on both of your inner thighs looks good?
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Aug 6, 2014 04:04
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Clearly it's beef jerky. Everyone likes beef jerky.
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Aug 6, 2014 04:16
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 Another wonderful piece of art from my favorite worst tattoo artist. It's freehand can't you tell. Also suppose to be a "clock rose." I'm not sure what that little nipple thing right above "IIII" is. Also IIII instead of IV. The "clock" goes 1 3 4 5 6 8 2(?) o'clock for some reason. I swear I see a little alien fish at the bottom.
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Aug 6, 2014 04:51
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Boris Galerkin posted:
Miraculously, the IIII for four is not a mistake: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/438/why-do-clocks-with-roman-numerals-use-iiii-instead-of-iv
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Aug 6, 2014 05:01
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Boris Galerkin posted:... Also IIII instead of IV. ... It's a horrible tattoo, but using "IIII" instead of "IV" for four on roman numeral clock faces is actually traditional/common: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/438/why-do-clocks-with-roman-numerals-use-iiii-instead-of-iv or GIS "roman numeral clock" and you'll see a ton of them. No excuse for skipping 2 and 7 and being otherwise shite.
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Aug 6, 2014 05:02
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BrigadierSensible posted:What is this supposed to be? Why is it on her thighs? And who thinks that having something that looks like an infected rash on both of your inner thighs looks good? My guess its supposed to be claw marks but its still   From your local lovely pit bull breeder
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Aug 6, 2014 06:14
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Psychobabble! posted:My guess its supposed to be claw marks but its still Why's he smoking a cigar??
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Aug 6, 2014 06:50
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Dear God, things got weird for Voldemort.
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Aug 6, 2014 07:06
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Boris Galerkin posted:
Legit thought this was supposed to be a fetus or some poo poo at first glance.
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Aug 6, 2014 08:02
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If the pecs were moved down some on the eagle it would look like he had his arms crossed while giving you a stern look.
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Aug 6, 2014 08:52
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Those eagle tit-jowls are destroying me, I can't stop laughing quote:This is hard to look at too, it's so ridiculous.
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Aug 6, 2014 09:48
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The eagle's feathers look like muscle fibres, like the eagle is made out of meat.
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Aug 6, 2014 13:30
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Istari posted:The eagle's feathers look like muscle fibres, like the eagle is made out of meat. P sure eagles are made out of meat.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:02
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JoelJoel posted:P sure eagles are made out of meat. As soon as I made the post, I thought, "I'd best edit that for clarification." Then thought, "no, they'll get it." One day, I'll learn to stop giving goons the benefit of the doubt.
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Aug 6, 2014 14:08
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ruddiger posted:If the pecs were moved down some on the eagle it would look like he had his arms crossed while giving you a stern look. His He-man titties done turned that eagle in to a chicken with goiter problems
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Aug 6, 2014 17:53
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Booblord Zagats posted:His He-man titties done turned that eagle in to a chicken with goiter problems "I'm an not a tattoo of a crook." 
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Aug 6, 2014 20:29
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Istari posted:As soon as I made the post, I thought, "I'd best edit that for clarification." Then thought, "no, they'll get it." One day, I'll learn to stop giving goons the benefit of the doubt. i dunno dude you're the one obsessed with meat eagles
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Aug 6, 2014 20:43
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appropriatemetaphor posted:i dunno dude you're the one obsessed with meat eagles How am I obsessed ? I mentioned them once
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Aug 7, 2014 03:25
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Captain Redbeard posted:Miraculously, the IIII for four is not a mistake: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/438/why-do-clocks-with-roman-numerals-use-iiii-instead-of-iv That's so weird but alright.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:44
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Aug 7, 2014 07:06
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Boris Galerkin posted:
I think it's supposed to be the hole for the clock key. The hosed up numbers on that tattoo are so distracting. Also, it looks like a tumor.
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Aug 7, 2014 08:29
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What the hell is that blue stuff all over the unicorn, is it meant to be shading and muscles and stuff?  It's kind of weird how if I was going to put together a tattoo to troll this thread it would probably be reasonably similar (points off for decent spelling and the stomach tat not being "hug lyfe" though).
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Aug 7, 2014 09:09
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Telemaze posted:I think it's supposed to be the hole for the clock key. It is meant to be a dew drop on the petal of the rose. There is another below and between the III and IIII. It is a "realistic rose : 101" of the tattoo world that any good artist drops after getting better at realism cos it just looks shite. Always.
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Aug 7, 2014 10:05
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Ambystoma posted:What the hell is that blue stuff all over the unicorn, is it meant to be shading and muscles and stuff? I liked 'Only goo can judge me'. Whois John Galt:   
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Aug 7, 2014 11:32
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Whois John Galt: https://who.is/whois/johngalt
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Aug 7, 2014 11:49
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Ambystoma posted:What the hell is that blue stuff all over the unicorn, is it meant to be shading and muscles and stuff? It's goo. Only goo can judge him.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:03
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How do you gently caress up E that badly that regularly? That's impossible.
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Aug 7, 2014 16:42
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Why is the entire thing written in capital letters except for the letter f ?
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Aug 7, 2014 17:20
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I SWJAR I DON'T KNOW HOW CURSIVJ WORKS
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Aug 7, 2014 21:04
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Lotish posted:How do you gently caress up E that badly that regularly? That's impossible. I guess once you do it the first time you have to keep it up...
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Aug 8, 2014 00:45
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Wrong thread, this is loving amazing.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:04
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Istari posted:Is his face supposed to look like a cross between Neil Patrick Harris and Arnold Schwarzenegger, or is that just a happy accident ? Well, it is supposed to be Schwarzenegger, so he's halfway there, at least   It sucks but I have to respect someone who is apparently the only man on earth who loves Arnie more than I do.
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I love this one! The dates on the headstone look like they were done at a different time to the rest of teh tattoo. So the dude had a tattoo of a headstone put into the back of his head with "RIP Dad" on it, and just waited for his father to die to get teh appropriate dates added in later. Wouldn't want it to be weird or nothin'.
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