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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

beanieson posted:

You were trans-raptor last month :what:

Wow that was me and it's not OK to joke about alright?

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

Wow that was me and it's not OK to joke about alright?

I'm going to beat you with a chain until you say you're a straight cis male white human.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm going to beat you with a chain until you say you're a straight cis male white human.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWXIU0emLvU

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Clever girl

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Bolow posted:

Wow thanks for reminding me that I watched that piece of poo poo

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

When Martin Sheen got back from 'nam and went contractor he turned into kind of an rear end in a top hat.

Spawn movie had one thing going for it.
Martin Sheen went evil to nail it.
Her.


Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Booblord Zagats posted:

Games mod sends his regards or w/e






"Man" Cave

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Mother fucker's head is larger than a drat basketball.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
His neck blubber outlining the mask is really great. I really wanna know his food intake.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

I dig it's velvet cape.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Sweet mattress on the floor.

To be fair, it's not like a bed frame would support him anyways

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

His neck blubber outlining the mask is really great. I really wanna know his food intake.

It's probably measured in gallons per hour.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

holocaust bloopers posted:

His neck blubber outlining the mask is really great. I really wanna know his food intake.

All of it

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

All of it

The mask won't hide you cole.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Serious talk -- who got fat after leaving the military?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Who didn't?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mad Dragon posted:

Who didn't?

I didn't.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mad Dragon posted:

Who didn't?

I'm in better shape than when I was active duty since I have time to work out without someone yelling at me for not working all 20 hours I'm awake.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
no freedom gut shaming

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Everyone I've seen has gotten fat but it's so easy to stick to a routine/program compared to when you're in and doing dumb group PT 3x a week at 5 am :shrug:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm in arguably the best shape of my life out of the military and nearly 30.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

holocaust bloopers posted:

Serious talk -- who got fat after leaving the military?

I'm in the best shape of my life right now, and I left active duty last year.

Being recently single and in college was good motivation to work out.

edit: ^^ :):hf::)

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Serious talk -- who got fat after leaving the military?

I gained almost 30lbs really loving fast. I decided I wasn't going to deal with that and started working out again and got back where I should be.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cutting out the booze was a free 20 pound drop for me

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

pkells posted:

I'm in the best shape of my life right now, and I left active duty last year.

Being recently single and in college was good motivation to work out.

edit: ^^ :):hf::)

don't jinx yourself man, it took me a couple years to roll on the weight. I was out two years before I hit 250 and three years before I hit 300.

but now I'm back in the 200 area +/-5 pounds usually. and it feels awesome having lost a ton of weight, but I'm still a fat, lazy sack of poo poo. can't wait for class to start so I can quit cooking and actually do something interesting with my time.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I gained some weight, realized that was loving stupid and made some diet/lifestyle changes. Amazing what not eating trash and walking for an hour a day will do.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
fuk u all ur triggering me with your non-gut having t:mad:t

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch

Mike-o posted:

fuk u all ur triggering me with your non-gut having t:mad:t

I still have a little gut. But I was always varying degrees of fat. I'm just the least fat I've ever been.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeYJXIgNxRo

Dude speaks truth.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I lost about 30 pounds getting out of the military because I have options other than alcohol now.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
ole 300 pound breakin the scale-rear end nigga

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
My inner self is a short fat bald Jew with coke bottle glasses.

My outer self is less sexy.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Obama Africanus posted:

My inner self is a short fat bald Jew with coke bottle glasses.

My outer self is less sexy.

You're beautiful to me, Shim.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

holocaust bloopers posted:

You're beautiful to me, Shim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dU68enUUwU

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
EBB deserves credit for posting this in the current events thread, but it's greatness shouldn't be contained to just one thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh_YVaFBkTY

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Top Goy :q:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
All this talk about our outer & inner selves, I went looking for a post your picture thread and found one :kiddo:

Nutmeg posted:

I got a new dress a few days ago and took a quick shot while I was trying it out



For reference on how far I've come this is me 2 years ago.


Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Even more disgusting is the encouragement that broken rear end human being is getting.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

that looks like a nice warm house that i'm sure a lot of people who aren't obsessed with disappointing their parents would love to live in

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