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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Frankston posted:

I don't have AVTV is he the Scottish Cafu?
He's the Scottish Paul Konchesky

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Frankston posted:

I don't have AVTV

does anyone? :psyduck:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I do

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
Bojan just scored again in Stoke's friendly today(3 in 4).

It's getting really hard to justify safe, low expectations at this point. He's probably going to tear it up.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Is everyone down with a Bojan scoring contest? It'll be like the Jozy one, but with a footballer player instead of a food vacuum.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Gigi Galli posted:

Is everyone down with a Bojan scoring contest? It'll be like the Jozy one, but with a footballer player instead of a food vacuum.

Is there a tasty prize for the winner(s)?

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Gigi Galli posted:

Is everyone down with a Bojan scoring contest? It'll be like the Jozy one, but with a footballer player instead of a food vacuum.

I don't know too much but I reckon 12 goals

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Frankston posted:

Is there a tasty prize for the winner(s)?

There will be a prize, yes. It may or may not be tasty.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Pantsuit posted:

I don't know too much but I reckon 12 goals

Not in here, I'll make a thread before the season starts.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

can it be a bojan jozy masterblaster contest where you guess the "blaster number (their combined tally)" and each individuals tally. the person who is the lowest cumulative goals away wins.

e: if only for the photoshop

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




But if Bojan is gonna tear it up what's Sanogo gonna do?

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Brendan Rodgers posted:

But if Bojan is gonna tear it up what's Sanogo gonna do?

No Sanogo no party, imo

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Gigi Galli posted:

Not in here, I'll make a thread before the season starts.

Do a double contest for Bojan and Jozy imo. Maybe guess the difference of Bojans goals - Jozys goals. That way, twice as many games each week (most weeks) will be relevant to the competition and we still have a reason to watch Dozy Dumbledore and his wacky cheese-eating antics

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Jozy Goals x Bojan goals, no one allowed to pick the same number

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
But then whoever guesses 0 has like a 50-60% chance to win regardless of what Bojan does

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I can't wait for noted sexy lad Bojan Krkic to score a lot of goals this season for noted good fooballing team Stoke

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


The Big Taff Man posted:

Jozy Goals x Bojan goals, no one allowed to pick the same number

The Mash posted:

But then whoever guesses 0 has like a 50-60% chance to win regardless of what Bojan does

I predict 0 goals

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Jozy will score more than 0 goals in the premiership next season or I'll post my balls, offer only valid as long as he isnt out for 3 months or more with injury and doesnt transfer to another league.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Jozy will score two premier league goals this season, and none in the cups.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Jozy will either fail to score early on, get relegated to bench-duty and not get enough play-time to do much, or find his form and score a full 7 goals in the Premier League this season.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I'm glad that this thread is now the Jozy x Bojan thread

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Stoke had this spicy goal against Betis



I am down for a Bojan thread. But I also think we need another Jozy thread.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Frankly this Jozy / Bojan comparison is really insulting towards a player who's going to break Stoke's league scoring record next season.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
A Jozy/Bojan contest would be fun, pit a potentially decent footballer against a terrible shithouse and do a photoshop contest with their faces on Rush Hour posters

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Lots of Jozy talk, I think the contest will be goal difference between Jozy and Bojan, so really it'll be a Bojan contest since Jozy wont score a single goal.

Also in actual preseason chat Balo scored a nice freekick, Niang bumbled a goal in and Pazzini scored a nice Inzaghi style poachers goal to give Milan a 3-0 win over the Mexican Chivas (as opposed to the MLS one). It was a testy game and there were a lot of yellows and Im glad nobody got hurt.

I guess Milan's new level is Liga MX, but the commentators said that Chivas was doing poo poo in the league so maybe it's lower than that.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Im going to this tonight, unfortunately Fluo cant make it



I think Class of 92 (and friends) will win

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
And... I have a spare ticket if anyone wants it and can get to manchester they can have it for free just let me know.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The Big Taff Man posted:

And... I have a spare ticket if anyone wants it and can get to manchester they can have it for free just let me know.

You're a bad person.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
does anyone actually want to invite robbie savage to any of these things

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
James Wilson had 4 goals today for United U21's vs City. I hope Van Gaal is watching the game

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity


Premier rear end scoring off Schurrles freekick



Bruno Alves trying to break Costa's leg. Costa wanting to fight both Alves and the ref.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

I love it op

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Perfectly good tackle that, can't wait for Costa to get broken in half by Ryan Shawcross or whoever.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Shrapnig posted:

Perfectly good tackle that, can't wait for Costa to get broken in half by Ryan Shawcross or whoever.

Perfectly good two-footed preseason challenge yes.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

rats off to ya posted:

Perfectly good two-footed preseason challenge yes.

I'm glad we're in agreement here.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Shrapnig posted:

I'm glad we're in agreement here.

Me too friend. Me too.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Note John Terry running 70 yards to start a fight in a friendly

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

you can go to 25 secs in on this to see a better view of the alves challenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUyrUbzKmlc

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

rats off to ya posted:

you can go to 25 secs in on this to see a better view of the alves challenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUyrUbzKmlc

Phwoar, bring out the wheelchair for Grandpa Costa.

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Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Note John Terry running 70 yards to start a fight in a friendly

As he should, that was disgraceful from Alves.

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