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MattD1zzl3 posted:Mine is by far, hell, my ring finger is almost as long as my middle finger Holy poo poo I am a loving moron. I misread that as "ring finger being longer than middle finger". My ring finger is longer than my index finger so hooray, I am officially gay after all. 
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It's an indicator of higher testosterone levels, by Freep logic that should make you anti-gay. That or more prone to male-pattern baldness.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:53
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Ninjasaurus posted:Holy poo poo I am a loving moron. I misread that as "ring finger being longer than middle finger". If your other hand has a shorter ring finger, you're actually a zoophile
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Aug 7, 2014 03:10
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Now that this has been brought up expect a whole page of goons looking at their hands and determining whether their index or ring fingers is longer. Honestly it hadn't crossed my mind in quite a long time.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:14
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muike posted:If your other hand has a shorter ring finger, you're actually a zoophile Looks like I really dodged the bullet on that one.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:15
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Ninjasaurus posted:Mine isn't so I guess I'm not a real gay. Sorry. Please turn in your gay card and go find a suitable woman to sleep with. e: nm
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Aug 7, 2014 03:17
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What does it man when your thumb, pointing finger, ring finger and pinkie all spontaneously contract into a fist while reading Freep?
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Aug 7, 2014 03:19
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That it's time to take a break from the internet for a while.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:20
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I bet ace pitcher for the Chicago Cubs, Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown never had to deal with these sorts of questions.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:22
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Technical Analysis posted:That it's time to take a break from the internet for a while. Or that you should go read the political cartoons thread and realize that for all the horrible opinions Freep has, Yaakov Kirschen has ones that are at least as terrible and gets paid for scribbling them in Paint.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:32
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StandardVC10 posted:Now that this has been brought up expect a whole page of goons looking at their hands and determining whether their index or ring fingers is longer. Honestly it hadn't crossed my mind in quite a long time.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:21
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So as long as you have access to a sharp knife, homosexuality is a choice.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:42
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Ninjasaurus posted:My ring finger is longer than my index finger so hooray, I am officially gay after all. So is mine, too. Guess everybody was right all along, bisexuality really is just a myth. 
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Aug 7, 2014 05:26
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I had no idea the finger thing was a thing but huh, yea, my ring ones are longer than my indexes, neat.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:41
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I had no idea the finger thing was a thing but huh, yea, my ring ones are longer than my indexes, neat. I'm not convinced it's actually a thing.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:42
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My ring finger is almost as long as my middle finger. I am so confused right now.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:44
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Wanamingo posted:I'm not convinced it's actually a thing. I googled it and saw like one study that said "yea, sometimes, maybe, gently caress it," so it's a thing in the sense that we still kinda don't know poo poo about a ton of stuff yet.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:45
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quote:This is another manufactured “crisis.” Libs fight for years to desegregate dorms — some even allow mixed-sex roommates — and then stand aghast when hormone-driven young people do what hormone-driven young people have been doing for centuries. Let him that never raped cast the first stone.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:04
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I googled it and saw like one study that said "yea, sometimes, maybe, gently caress it," so it's a thing in the sense that we still kinda don't know poo poo about a ton of stuff yet. Basically theres a substantial enough difference that it might mean something but its nothing but a weird novelty more than anything.
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Aug 7, 2014 06:14
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Fulchrum posted:What does it man when your thumb, pointing finger, ring finger and pinkie all spontaneously contract into a fist while reading Freep? Depends... if at the same time they are inside another man's anus, you may be gay and also have some interesting internet fetish.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:00
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Nenonen posted:Depends... if at the same time they are inside another man's anus, you may be gay and also have some interesting internet fetish. NOTE: If they are inside the rear end in a top hat of a member of the opposite sex, you are probably a gay heterosexual (or straight homosexual, I can never remember which it is).
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DrProsek posted:NOTE: If they are inside the rear end in a top hat of a member of the opposite sex, you are probably a gay heterosexual (or straight homosexual, I can never remember which it is). Penis in vagina missionary sex with the lights off or nothing, baby. Ninjasaurus fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 07:23
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My ring finger is longer than my index finger but I'm not gay. Should I be?
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Aug 7, 2014 07:33
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Swan Oat posted:My ring finger is longer than my index finger but I'm not gay. Should I be? Well you might be, the only way to be sure is sucking a few dicks. If you still feel the same way afterwards then you'll know for sure you're not gay.
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Aug 7, 2014 07:38
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DrProsek posted:NOTE: If they are inside the rear end in a top hat of a member of the opposite sex, you are probably a gay heterosexual (or straight homosexual, I can never remember which it is). It's "heterosexual gays." They apparently didn't come up with it, searching for that phrase in quotes with Freep turned up this quote in a thread: quote:To: TheBigIf
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Aug 7, 2014 11:23
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Twelve by Pies posted:It's "heterosexual gays." They apparently didn't come up with it, searching for that phrase in quotes with Freep turned up this quote in a thread: Lights off penis-in-vagina missionary sex with the sole focus on fertilizing a woman's egg or nothing, baby. Anything else is for fags. Ninjasaurus fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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Aug 7, 2014 12:18
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There's nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman for pleasure.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:37
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Apparently one denies their full sexuality to their partner if they engage in sex with contraceptives. I learned this from a woman I went to high school went who nose-dived right into hardcore Catholicism. Natural family planning was A-OK, though, since those who practice it cannot prevent fertilization in the end.
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Dr.Zeppelin posted:Because people typically don't consider the punchability of the faces of people they don't already strongly dislike. You reversed cause and effect. Sorry, but I'm Spanish (that is from Spain, not latino) and I wanted to punch the gently caress out of Cruz's face as soon as I saw it. And that totally disproves your theory.
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Salon Assistant Editor Bragged How She Planned to Have an Abortion More like "Thank god I don't live in a state where old white men make all my decisions for me." OP posted:However, she completely avoids the core of pro-life ideology, which is that the unborn child temporarily housed in a women’s body is a living person, just like the rest of us. The pro-life movement’s opposition to abortion has nothing to do with failing to trust women to make their own decisions. Rather, it is about the reality that abortion is always the wrong decision, no matter the circumstances of a woman’s pregnancy.  Temporarily housedquote:To: wagglebee WHOOORE  quote:To: wagglebee quote:To: needmorePaine quote:Comment #11 Removed by Moderator quote:To: CaptainK quote:To: wagglebee She probably would have raised it to be liberal anyways. quote:To: wagglebee quote:To: wagglebee quote:Comment #24 Removed by Moderator quote:To: Flatus I. Maximus In this edition of "Verbing Weirds Language" quote:To: wagglebee quote:Comment #36 Removed by Moderator Dueling  quote:To: Fedupwithit; Flatus I. Maximus; dfwgator; Morgana; Responsibility2nd; DJ MacWoW; little jeremiah; .. Unlike most Freeper I bothered to read the article. quote:To: EC1
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cafel posted:The 'successful major program' is funny, he's probably had it pointed out to him that the first programmer ever was a woman who was fundamentally ahead of her time, so suddenly the commercial viability is the key measurement of a program. Of course profit is how these people measure significance. I think the only reason David Mitchell made the super capitalist future in Cloud Atlas Korean was so freepers wouldn't masturbate to it.
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quote:Comment #11 Removed by Moderator For whatever reason, these never fail to crack me up. It's like playing Freep mad-libs. quote:I know 6 million Jewish ghosts, and 5 million US soldiers that might agree with me it would have been a good call. Surely this person doesn't mean that 5 million US soldiers died in WW2? It was less than half a million according to Wiki.
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Badera posted:For whatever reason, these never fail to crack me up. It's like playing Freep mad-libs. e: Actually wait there were significantly more than that, I don't think the US lost quite that many troops to death in action. Maybe I'm wrong, who knows. We just got off easy compared to most other nations, even WITH our death tolls!
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Late to the party on this one but wow...hopefully these people keep this contained to their echo chamber and don't act it out in public?
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Badera posted:For whatever reason, these never fail to crack me up. It's like playing Freep mad-libs. Unfortunately Google cache didn't grab this one with the comment that were removed.
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Aug 7, 2014 17:45
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Freep might collectively implode if they were forced to watch Obvious Child all the way through.
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Aug 7, 2014 18:04
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Late to the party, but my ring finger is longer than my index on my left hand, but shorter on the right one. Of course, I'm a lesbian so this just makes me well hung 
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Aug 7, 2014 18:05
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Sheikh Yerbooti posted:Late to the party on this one but wow...hopefully these people keep this contained to their echo chamber and don't act it out in public? It's mostly yelling at their families during holidays. They'll make those anecdotes drag out until the next family occasion, where they totally own their nieces and nephews with talking points again.
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Sir Tonk posted:It's mostly yelling at their families during holidays. They'll make those anecdotes drag out until the next family occasion, where they totally own their nieces and nephews with talking points again. Until the holidays come around and most Freepers complain that their family isn't talking to them or inviting them to get-togethers, or smugly stating that they cut loose the irredeemable dross of the family.
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That's the first I've heard of aborturaries. That a new thing or did Rush come up with it years ago? Man their word smithing abilities are amazing.
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