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quote:candied salmon eggs benedict What the gently caress, I refuse to believe that's a real dish, that is disgusting.
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bonestructure posted:What the gently caress, I refuse to believe that's a real dish, that is disgusting. I thought it was just missing a comma (candied salmon, eggs benedict). That sounds pretty good.
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Aug 7, 2014 21:55
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sweeperbravo posted:A migraine is just a big headache right? Literally exactly the same, right? I just get cool martyr cred for calling it a migraine instead of a headache? It's a more painful headache that's focused on one area of the head.
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Aug 7, 2014 21:57
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Do you see that brand new fully loaded 2012 Chevy pick up?” *uses key fob* “That’s mine.  Seriously, a fully loaded 2012 pick up? Holy poo poo! Wow! What was the point of the whole ID thing, though? It's got nothing to do with the rest of the story. Everybody gets carded, some places don't even care whether you look young.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:21
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FrozenVent posted:What was the point of the whole ID thing, though? It's got nothing to do with the rest of the story. Everybody gets carded, some places don't even care whether you look young. It implies the security guard also thinks he's broke and there to get cheap food and not the expensive fancy restaurant.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:26
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Hello dear sir, I can't seem to find the restaurant that can be seen from where I parked my car.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:46
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I'm still hung up on the idea of candied salmon because goddamn does that poo poo sound disgusting, especially with eggs and cream sauce.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:56
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Hello I am sitting in the farthest corner of the restaurant with no view, but you can totally still see my super awesome car. Maybe it was parked at one of the booths.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:57
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Maybe everyone was giving him a hard time because he drove a truck through the restaurant wall. It actually turns out that they are the most patient people ever but from his point of view they were hassling him.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:01
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Surely, because it's set I'm Canada, it's a typo and he actually meant "Canadian Salmon eggs Benedict."
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Aug 7, 2014 23:46
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quote:I am 21 years old and slightly scruffy looking, but hold a prominent position in an ultrasonic based oil and gas service company in northern British Columbia. Dude jumped on an oil rush and thinks that makes him Howard Hughes. It's kind of adorable.
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Aug 8, 2014 00:09
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Plus if you're rich as gently caress, yet dress like a hobo... Don't blame the service people if they think you're a hobo, you know?
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Aug 8, 2014 00:26
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bonestructure posted:What the gently caress, I refuse to believe that's a real dish, that is disgusting. Call it Salmon Roe and put it in sushi and no-one cares.
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Aug 8, 2014 00:31
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 Someone told a baloney story on reddit with a photo of some silverware with a Nazi chicken stamped into it about how his grandmother stole those from a concentration camp she was a prisoner in, and uses them all the time. Someone else on reddit who is an internet expert in Nazi silverware called it out as bogus.
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Aug 8, 2014 00:35
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canyoneer posted:Someone else on reddit who is an internet expert in Nazi silverware called it out as bogus. I just love this sentence. Also, my migraines tend to happen "in" my left eye. posted:The Process Of Elimination
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Aug 8, 2014 00:56
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bringmyfishback posted:I just love this sentence. She might have been bi or even one of those tumblr sexualities like asexual, so her logic is bollocks.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:13
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The only way any of these people could possibly get out their long-winded sentences in time to BURN the other person is if you opened their control panel and set their speed settings to 4x
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Aug 8, 2014 01:25
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What is it about autism and the other disorders on the spectrum that has turbonerds thinking it's the best thing ever to have? Not understanding social behavior and cues doesn't make you the God King of Logic. Granted, a good number of people on the spectrum do consistently operate on some type of logic, but nothing says it has to be the right logic, especially given obsessive behavior is kind of a hallmark of the spectrum.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:42
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Not understanding social behavior and cues doesn't make you the God King of Logic. I was going to say, for someone as autistic as she seems to think she is, she sure is good at not only picking up on those subtle social behavioral cues from the guy she's interacting with, but also knowing how to use them to lay down sick burns.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:53
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AngryRobotsInc posted:What is it about autism and the other disorders on the spectrum that has turbonerds thinking it's the best thing ever to have? Not understanding social behavior and cues doesn't make you the God King of Logic. Granted, a good number of people on the spectrum do consistently operate on some type of logic, but nothing says it has to be the right logic, especially given obsessive behavior is kind of a hallmark of the spectrum.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:54
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moerketid posted:This so loving much. Especially if you have to tell people "I had a migraine, I could not move because I would vomit" and they're all "wtf how can headache make you sick" because the misuse is just so drat common. Also people who think that the flu is just a really bad cold.
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Aug 8, 2014 02:36
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Seventh Arrow posted:Also people who think that the flu is just a really bad cold. Or depression is just being sad because your grandpa died a week ago
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Aug 8, 2014 02:44
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Seventh Arrow posted:Also people who think that the flu is just a really bad cold. I dunno dude I get the flu for 40 hours per year.
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Aug 8, 2014 02:44
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"Hello, I am completely normal successful human being, not alien in that I speak so well? Please to be showing me to the Earth defense structure now?" *Brandishes key fob, blinks eye stalks, screeches and jumps back into the shadows*
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Aug 8, 2014 04:09
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moerketid posted:This so loving much. Especially if you have to tell people "I had a migraine, I could not move because I would vomit" and they're all "wtf how can headache make you sick" because the misuse is just so drat common. Yeah, there's "migraines" which is someone just wanting some sympathy for having a bad headache and then there are migraines where you're ultra sensitive to the smallest amount of light or sound, are vomiting like mad or, in my case, you can't feel the right side of your face. Testekill has a new favorite as of 04:18 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 04:14
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Haggis Heed posted:Surely, because it's set I'm Canada, it's a typo and he actually meant "Canadian Salmon eggs Benedict." http://www.myneighbourhoodrestaurant.ca/ Smoked Salmon Benny Maple smoked west coast “candied” salmon piled onto our freshly made biscuit and topped with poached eggs and a rich dilled hollandaise 13.50
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Aug 8, 2014 04:23
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Celery Face posted:They hear stereotypes/watch stupid movies where it's made out to be a superpower that makes you the smartest person on the face of the earth but socially awkward. This includes regular people but turbo nerds are different in that they think the terrible things about being autistic, like having a lot of trouble making connections with people, are no big deal. About that story, I actually am on the spectrum and I don't talk like a robot or have met any other autistic people who do either. Whoever wrote that is just pretentious as hell. Yeah, that's basically it. "I'm socially awkward, just like Mr. Spock and Data from Star Trek! That means I'm smart like them, too!" Plus, who even needs friends when you have a genius brain to depend on? (The answer is everybody, everyone needs to depend on others at least some of the time.)
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Aug 8, 2014 04:53
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Pththya-lyi posted:Yeah, that's basically it. "I'm socially awkward, just like Mr. Spock and Data from Star Trek! That means I'm smart like them, too!" Plus, who even needs friends when you have a genius brain to depend on? (The answer is everybody, everyone needs to depend on others at least some of the time.) Remember the Jimmy Neutron episode where Sheen wishes he was even smarter than Jimmy and he ends up being miserable because being that smart makes him also really really mean and nobody wanted to be his friend anymore That's what I always think of when I read this kind of garbage from people like that
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Aug 8, 2014 05:03
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Testekill posted:Yeah, there's "migraines" which is someone just wanting some sympathy for having a bad headache and then there are migraines where you're ultra sensitive to the smallest amount of light or sound, are vomiting like mad or, in my case, you can't feel the right side of your face. Yeah I don't think I've ever had a migraine but my wife has them really bad sometimes, whenever she gets them she is pretty much bedridden and if she even so much as rolls over she will throw up.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:04
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Yeah I don't think I've ever had a migraine but my wife has them really bad sometimes, whenever she gets them she is pretty much bedridden and if she even so much as rolls over she will throw up. Migraine is a serious neurological disorder. It's more than "just a headache". This is a different sort of headache: quote:Deaf To Reason, Part 4
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Aug 8, 2014 07:51
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Vicodiva posted:http://www.myneighbourhoodrestaurant.ca/ Canadians are loving disgusting.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:10
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Khazar-khum posted:Migraine is a serious neurological disorder. It's more than "just a headache". When did IKEA start selling toilet paper?
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Aug 8, 2014 08:12
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Haggis Heed posted:When did IKEA start selling toilet paper? I don't even want to think about what you do with the allen wrench.
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Aug 8, 2014 08:29
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I know someone who is autism spectrum and instead of being clever and super witty and smart hes just kinda annoying and awkward.
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Aug 8, 2014 09:37
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"All right, sexy! Where's your boyfriend?" sounds like a badly translated line from a cartoon, or something a Japanese man in a cowboy hat might say.
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Aug 8, 2014 10:25
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Testekill posted:Yeah, there's "migraines" which is someone just wanting some sympathy for having a bad headache and then there are migraines where you're ultra sensitive to the smallest amount of light or sound, are vomiting like mad or, in my case, you can't feel the right side of your face. I get migraines but I don't get headaches. That is fun to explain to people. (I DO get the aura, the nausea, the light sensitivity and the exhaustion afterwards).
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Aug 8, 2014 10:39
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Never had a migraine 
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Aug 8, 2014 10:49
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:Never had a migraine Same. Not sure about autism tho
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Aug 8, 2014 17:47
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Pookah posted:I get migraines but I don't get headaches. That is fun to explain to people. I get those sometimes. Also, what's with all of you taking Excedrin. Go get some imitrex. I inject it, migraine goes away.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Not understanding social behavior and cues doesn't make you the God King of Logic. Also, surely not being allowed outside without a man doesn't logically entail having a boyfriend? You could be required to be out with your father or someone.
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