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Would Vidal actually improve our midfield though? Not as classy as Gerrard & nowhere near the engine of Henderson. Allen keeps improving too
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 01:34 |
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Ayre: How much? Quick! Sevilla: What? Ayre: He's for the first team. Sevilla: Oh, ehm... twenty million. Ayre: Right. Sevilla: What? Ayre: There you are. Sevilla: Wait a minute! Ayre: What? Sevilla: Well, we're... we're supposed to haggle! Ayre: No, no, no, I've got to get... Sevilla: What do you mean, "No, no, no"? Ayre: I haven't got time, we've got preseason soon... Sevilla: Well, give him back, then. Ayre: No, no, no, I just paid you! Sevilla: Daniel! Daniel Levy: Yeah? Sevilla: This bloke won't haggle! Daniel Levy: Won't haggle?! Ayre: All right, do we have to? Sevilla: Now look, I want twenty million for him. Ayre: Ehm...I just gave you twenty million. Sevilla: Now are you telling me he's not worth twenty million? Ayre: No. Sevilla: Look at him on Youtube! See the quality, that's not any of your old Bertrand rubbish! Ayre: All right, I'll give you nineteen million then. Sevilla: No, no, no, come on, do it properly! Ayre: What? Sevilla: Haggle properly, "he isn't worth nineteen million"! Ayre: Well, you just said he was worth twenty million! Sevilla: Oh dear, oh dear. Come on, haggle! Ayre: Uh, all right, I'll give you ten million. Sevilla: That's more like it! Ten million? Are you trying to insult me? Me, with a poor dying club? Rakitic gone, and now you're trying to steal our star player for ten million? Ten million!? Ayre: All right, I'll give you eleven million! Sevilla: Now you're getting it. Eleven million!? Did I hear you right? Eleven? He cost me twelve million, you want to ruin me? Ayre: Seventeen million? Sevilla: No, no, no, no, not seventeen million! Ayre: Eighteen million? Sevilla: No, no, no, you've got to go to fourteen million now. Ayre: All right, I'll give you fourteen million. Sevilla: Fourteen million!? Are you joking? Ayre: That's what you told me to say! Sevilla: Oh, dear... Ayre: Oh, tell me what to say, please! Sevilla: Offer me fourteen million. Ayre: I'll give you fourteen million. Sevilla: He's offering me fourteen for him! Ayre: Fifteen million! Sevilla: Seventeen million. My last word, I won't take a penny less, or strike me dead. Ayre: Sixteen million! Sevilla: Done! Nice to do business with you. Ayre: Mhm. Sevilla: Tell you what, I'll throw you in Aspas back aswell. Ayre: I don't want him, but thanks. Sevilla: Daniel! Daniel Levy: Yeah? Ayre: All right, all right, all right. Sevilla: Now where's the sixteen million you owe me? Ayre: I just gave you twenty million. Sevilla: Oh yeah, that's right, that's four million I owe you, then. Ayre: No, that's all right, that's fine, that's fine. Sevilla: No, hang on, I've got it here somewhere. Ayre: No, it's all right, that's four million for Aspas. Sevilla: Four million? For Iago Blades? Four million!? Look at it! He's worth ten million if he's worth a Euro! Ayre: You just offered him back to me for nothing! Sevilla: Yes, but he's worth ten million. Ayre: All right, all right! Sevilla: No, no, no, no, he's not worth ten milliom, you're supposed to argue! "Ten million for him, you must be mad!" (Ayre leaves shaking his head and asking if Davies' paperwork has DEFINITELY gone through) Sevilla: Oh, well, one born every minute.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 14:05 |
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Strawman posted:Ayre: How much? Quick! Who loving writes this poo poo, I hate them
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 15:29 |
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They are "chock full" of players who would be on an MLS bench. Phil Jones? Their center back pairing is less than ours. I'd take Besler over any of there center backs. Steven Gerrard couldn't play at Mike Bradley's level ever. Landon would be a starter for England. Landon didn't make the US team. p Joe Hart and Timmy are a toss up. Fabian Johnson is the best outside back on both teams. The list goes on. England really needs a player like Jermaine Jones. We have 5 midfielders equal to Jack Willshire. The US is a better team, and hence the results. After a while, results matter. England does nothing.... ever. We got out of our group. England did not. They tied Costa (f'ing) Rica. Telling really; Costa Rica and England are equivalent teams. I am so tired of hearing that we are more athletic, or that we try harder, or that our coach is better. Right now, the US plays better soccer than England. The EPL colors people's view. The EPL is a great league with many great players. Outside Rooney, and Joe Hart, the 3 Lions are not part of that group of great players.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:14 |
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Love the part where they use the World Cup success as evidence that US is better than England then say England is equivalent to Costa Rica who did better than the US at said World Cup.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:19 |
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:Love the part where they use the World Cup success as evidence that US is better than England then say England is equivalent to Costa Rica who did better than the US at said World Cup. The best part is that they give us Joe Hart as being equivalent to their best player.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:26 |
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This is definitely the right thread for this post but they have a point about Gerrard v Bradley on current ability
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:27 |
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Thats a bad post but England were some fail. Leighton Baines lol
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 00:30 |
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Byolante posted:This is definitely the right thread for this post but they have a point about Gerrard v Bradley on current ability Do you search for Liverpool/Gerrard so you can post stuff like this?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 05:18 |
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DZ SiBoT man is back with some even more advanced stats to justify looking down on teams for winning. The CR:TB ratio is insanely my poo poo http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fancy-stats/wp/2014/08/06/the-unappealing-moneyball-of-crystal-palace-and-hull-city/ There's some graphs if you click through quote:Perhaps no sport is more dominated by money than European soccer. With few restrictions on team payrolls or transfer budgets, big spending clubs consistently outperform their poorer competitors by wide margins. Recent seasons have seen exciting challenges to the elite come from Jurgen Klopp’s Borussia Dortmund and Diego Simeone’s Atletico Madrid, both clubs coming just short of winning the 2013 and 2014 Champions League titles, respectively. However, the “smallness” of these clubs is relative. Dortmund does not have the budget of Bayern Munich, but it is one of two major teams from the massive Ruhr Valley metropolis, and it sells out an 80,000 spectator capacity stadium regularly. Atletico Madrid are overshadowed by Real Madrid, but as the second team in Madrid, Atleti can draw on large revenues to fund its underdog campaigns.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:32 |
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From the comments: "I have completed an in-depth statistical analysis on the state of affairs across Europe and can now let you know that Frenchman Seurat easily out performed all others in the number of dabs per centimetre but compared unfavourably to Dutch star van Gogh when self-portraits are figured into the mix. Needless to say French star Renoir covers an immense amount of canvas each outing but the outstanding all-round performer is in Holland, where Rembrandt not only covers acres more canvas than his competitors but also easily outstrips even fellow countryman van Gogh for the number of successful self-portraits attempted and completed. Thus Rembrandt is statistically the best and one can only pity the unappealing moneyball of Pablo Picasso, some of whose self-portaits have subsequently turned out to be pictures of a table in his kitchen."
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 13:51 |
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I'm literally disgusted in real life that crap like that can be published by a supposedly good news outlet like the Washington Post.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:19 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:From the comments: This is great
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:22 |
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It really bothers me that that guy and Mike L. Goodman have good jobs
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 14:44 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:From the comments: Brilliant
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:08 |
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Disgusted that he referenced Seurat but missed the "points per..." open goal
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 15:09 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:From the comments: that's a good post
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:25 |
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quote:I know there is bad blood between Juventus and LFC fans after Heysel...
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:43 |
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TheBigAristotle posted:From the comments: That rules, this guy should post here.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 16:43 |
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so swansea actually play tiki taka?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 18:40 |
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Slaapaav posted:so swansea actually play tiki taka?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 19:11 |
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Slaapaav posted:so swansea actually play tiki taka? Typed up 4 paragraphs before I saw what thread I was in
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:17 |
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sassassin posted:Typed up 4 paragraphs before I saw what thread I was in you should have posted it if you already typed all that
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:30 |
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:53 |
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what the gently caress is this?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:58 |
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Thom P. Tiers posted:what the gently caress is this? http://www.si.com/edge/photos/2014/08/05/sports-illustrated-fittest-50-athletes-sports
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 21:59 |
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the black person rating scale with a white dude throwin in for good laughs
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:00 |
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loving Micah Richards is in that list lmao
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:03 |
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why is baseball players in there thats not a real sport
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:05 |
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"four unique criteria"
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:09 |
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list is flawed where's jozy? edit: although i did click thru and saw a gallery of Sage Erickson and her pals in bikinis so not a total loss
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 22:13 |
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Brony Car posted:http://www.si.com/edge/photos/2014/08/05/sports-illustrated-fittest-50-athletes-sports Oh my god this is so monumentally stupid. It's almost like these people train to do different things and can't really be compared
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:21 |
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Diego Forlan looks like hes about to die nowadays ffs
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:32 |
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Of all those things I think I like Michael Phelps - Strength 7 the best
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:45 |
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St Evan Echoes posted:Of all those things I think I like Michael Phelps - Strength 7 the best hes stronger than Rich Froning for sure
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:53 |
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Lebron James is as fast as Usain Bolt & stronger than Mayweather whilst at the same time managing to look like an aids victim, impressive.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 23:55 |
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TelekineticBear! posted:hes stronger than Rich Froning for sure There's just so much to love about this but I think my favourite might be Usain Bolt having the same endurance as Chris Froome, sprinting a few hundred metres and cycling for miles every day are totally equivalent.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:12 |
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Lol at AD being as low as eighth.
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# ? Aug 8, 2014 00:27 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 01:29 |
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Imagine Floyd Mayweather bombing down the right against Sunderland and then suddenly claiming to have an injury and hiding in the bathroom when he has to play against City, it'd be sweet as heck imho
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