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This thread has been dormant for so long I've forgotten if it's discussed Sandra Lee, but speaking of Sandra Lee, here she is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-KMdRwVAO0 e: And if that's too edible for you, a tortilla casserole! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJNxtlUs4U LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 22:50 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This thread has been dormant for so long I've forgotten if it's discussed Sandra Lee, but speaking of Sandra Lee, here she is Hahaha, wow. I initially thought it was going to be that atrocious macaroni salad lady, since I got the names confused. But that's pretty great too. Prechopped, bagged vegetables, really? And this might be my personal taste, but I've never found canned artichoke hearts to be anything but soggy and gross.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:12
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Those aren't pizzas, they're a horrifying gordita/chalupa fusion. 
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Aug 7, 2014 23:16
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Hahaha, wow. I initially thought it was going to be that atrocious macaroni salad lady, since I got the names confused. But that's pretty great too. Prechopped, bagged vegetables, really? And this might be my personal taste, but I've never found canned artichoke hearts to be anything but soggy and gross. You know that macaroni salad lady made a recipe for 'taco cups' where it's those open and bake biscuits with taco meat, vegetables, and cheese and while yes it's fattening and she's repulsive, the concept was much more appetizing than that macaroni monstrosity. Then again I guess I'm easy to please, I don't have a problem with bagged vegetables or canned beans or anything.
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Aug 7, 2014 23:19
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dovetaile posted:Potato candy isn't made of mashed potatoes like you're thinking of; it's literally just potatoes blended together with sugar until it forms a paste and then you smear peanut butter all over it and roll it up and leave it in the fridge and it's just so good. The potato is mostly there to provide a way for the sugar to hold together properly, anyway. It doesn't taste anything like potatoes. It's so bad bad for you, but so worth it. (At least the peanut butter keeps you from going into a diabetic coma.)
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Aug 7, 2014 23:55
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Prechopped, bagged vegetables, really? Um, that's kind of Sandra Lee's thing? Her story is really sad, I'm glad she's done well for herself.
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Aug 8, 2014 01:02
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DicktheCat posted:The potato is mostly there to provide a way for the sugar to hold together properly, anyway. It doesn't taste anything like potatoes. It's so bad bad for you, but so worth it. (At least the peanut butter keeps you from going into a diabetic coma.) So worth it yes. We make it every Christmas.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:27
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Fragrag posted:Quick burger as in the fastfood chain in France and Belgium? No wonder it tasted awful, their burgers are such awful imitations of McDonalds in a cargo cult kind of way. I haven't set food inside a Quick for years, I never liked their burgers either.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:14
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Okay, as a working student, I sometimes go the Sandra Lee route while making food, but those packaged green peppers looked absolutely disgusting. They had the colour of over-cooked green beans. Even if I'm swamped with homework and exams, if I want peppers in my food I'll still take a couple minutes to chop up a fresh one.
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Aug 8, 2014 07:59
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Um, that's kind of Sandra Lee's thing? No, gently caress them. I don't give a poo poo about her life, my situation is just as bad. And there she is trying to screw up other peoples lives, by promoting crap. AngryRobotsInc posted:And this might be my personal taste, but I've never found canned artichoke hearts to be anything but soggy and gross. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 18:36
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Fo3 posted:No, gently caress them. I bet you're a hoot at parties.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:52
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gently caress her if she ever goes to or hosts parties and is a 'hoot' too.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:36
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Fo3 posted:gently caress her if she ever goes to or hosts parties and is a 'hoot' too. you're a super fun person
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Aug 8, 2014 21:50
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I, too, think that Sandra Lee is literal human trash and ruining people's lives by demonstrating low effort food.
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Aug 8, 2014 22:17
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Personally I take great satisfaction in thinking that my terrible and hosed up situation is better than someone who actually tried to make something out of their own terrible and hosed up situation.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:12
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Sandra Lee is awesome and has done great for herself given her early life but Semi-Homemade is still terrible and hilariously fun to watch.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:20
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:I love eating kids. You aren't alone. 
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Aug 8, 2014 23:33
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I think this belongs here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tWuG2oPL3o
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Aug 8, 2014 23:40
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Wow, you people frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs need to calm the gently caress down. Sandra Lee is hilariously bad, not "I'm going to kill someone out of blind unfathomable rage" bad.
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Aug 9, 2014 01:08
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Picnic Princess posted:Wow, you people frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs need to calm the gently caress down. Sandra Lee is hilariously bad, not "I'm going to kill someone out of blind unfathomable rage" bad. I have only watch one of her "cooking" segments and the key to become a fan of her is to imagine she is one of those 50s, 60s housewives that drinks because hubby doesn't pay her attention. Every episode, she drinks and drinks. Or imagine she is a secret psycho like Anthony Bourdaine does, https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.arts.tv/F3gYH5Yj_aE
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Aug 9, 2014 04:33
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TerryLennox posted:I have only watch one of her "cooking" segments and the key to become a fan of her is to imagine she is one of those 50s, 60s housewives that drinks because hubby doesn't pay her attention. Every episode, she drinks and drinks. Or imagine she is a secret psycho like Anthony Bourdaine does, https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.arts.tv/F3gYH5Yj_aE Her cocktail shows are magical if you watch the glasses she leaves lying around and note how they're always lurking off-camera or suspiciously emptying themselves with every camera cut. Though sometimes you can see tear marks on her face if you look real hard and that's a bit depressing. I love Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade though, it's a huge boost of self-esteem knowing I'll never make an aqworium centerpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jaRjhVYkxw
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Aug 9, 2014 17:00
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bathroomrage posted:Her cocktail shows are magical if you watch the glasses she leaves lying around and note how they're always lurking off-camera or suspiciously emptying themselves with every camera cut. Sometimes it's best to just mix all the booze together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8D4t7ojgfM
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Aug 10, 2014 17:45
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TerryLennox posted:I have only watch one of her "cooking" segments and the key to become a fan of her is to imagine she is one of those 50s, 60s housewives that drinks because hubby doesn't pay her attention. Every episode, she drinks and drinks. Or imagine she is a secret psycho like Anthony Bourdaine does, https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rec.arts.tv/F3gYH5Yj_aE That was amazing, thank you for linking it.
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Against my better judgement I just ate 1 serving of Walmart brand sour cream and onion potato chips and 30 minutes later my tongue is covered in painful welts.
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Aug 11, 2014 22:58
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The Moon Monster posted:Against my better I just ate 1 serving of Walmart brand sour cream and onion potato chips and 30 minutes later my tongue is covered in painful welts. I know they probably taste bad, but did you dip them in battery acid or something?
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Aug 11, 2014 23:08
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OldTennisCourt posted:I know they probably taste bad, but did you dip them in battery acid or something? Nope, just ate maybe 20-30 chips plain out of the bag and now it feels like just scarfed an entire box of lemon heads or something.
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Aug 11, 2014 23:34
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I just stumbled across this German anti-food porn tumblr called "Amateurkochfotos" and as you might imagine, its contribution to the field is pretty analogous to the role played by german porn in the people porn industry: "Nudeln in Schokopudding."  "Die Gurkenscheiben helfen, ja."   There is a pain in trying something and failing. There is pain in your heart and it's pushing you to make brutish attempts to replicate nice things that you have seen in this world, things which were made by someone better than you. This pain drives your creative instinct and pushes you to invent new things, but these new things should have never been created. There is a particularly poignant bitter irony in making food, something which should be nourishing, because you don't think you deserve to be nourished. Why are you even alive? You shouldn't be. And even if you don't think that you should be alive, there is an instinct to continue living that is almost impossible to overcome. You can't kill yourself. You can't. So, you continue to live this life of pain, boiling noodles for too long and pouring chocolate pudding over them, taking a picture of this, and posting it on the internet. You are not proud of yourself, but there is nothing left for you to do but to eat your choconoodles and feed off of the temporary ego-boost derived from social media commentary. This is life, and life is pain. twoday has a new favorite as of 10:28 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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Aug 12, 2014 10:15
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You struck gold there. And of course all the recipes are from chefkoch.de, the undisputed headquarters of ambitious amateur cooks who have absolutely no idea what they're doing. e: to give you an idea, it's basically half people trying to recook "recipes" from their childhood who haven't realized what a culinary wasteland 1970's rural North Rhine-Westphalia was, and the other half people trying to cook exotic dishes, using no other ingredients than the first group. My Lovely Horse has a new favorite as of 10:53 on Aug 12, 2014 |
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twoday posted:I just stumbled across this German anti-food porn tumblr called "Amateurkochfotos" and as you might imagine, its contribution to the field is pretty analogous to the role played by german porn in the people porn industry: Looks like normal German cooking to me.
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Aug 12, 2014 10:59
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Looks like normal German cooking to me.
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Aug 12, 2014 11:01
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What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Aug 12, 2014 11:31
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This is amazing, I want some, post the recipe.
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Aug 12, 2014 11:42
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MariusLecter posted:This is amazing, I want some, post the recipe. Looks like melted cheese shaped over eggplant slices, with green olives for eyes, white corn for teeth, and canned/stewed tomato chunks for noses, served with red sauce over rigatoni. The hair could be thin-cut calamari rings sliced and strung out, or just some simple round pasta, and the ears look like some kind of shellfish, mussels I think. Just from the pic it's hard to say for sure what the base is, but it's got a nice purple color and two domed sections... plus eggplant would go well with all the ingredients we can see. Aside from the hypothetical corn-on-pasta deal, that poo poo is probably as tasty as it is metal.
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Aug 12, 2014 12:08
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J. Alfred Prufrock posted:Looks like melted cheese shaped over eggplant slices, with green olives for eyes, white corn for teeth, and canned/stewed tomato chunks for noses, served with red sauce over rigatoni. The hair could be thin-cut calamari rings sliced and strung out, or just some simple round pasta, and the ears look like some kind of shellfish, mussels I think. They really missed the bus here to use those miniature mozzarella balls as the teeth. Way tastier than corn.
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For some reason, Munchies keeps digging up more old videos from the girl who made things like "Sizzurped Cherry Pork". This time around, she compares herself to Goebbels, discusses eating babies and talks about wanting to never shave her "growler" again. She also cooks huge piles of crap. Apocalyptic Dinner For One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNY3tTE1W0U [edit] Jesus... they've added like ten of them today. Each more horrifying than the last: Fake Cheese Cheesecake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3LgA66HdU funtax has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Aug 18, 2014 |
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Aug 18, 2014 19:37
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Banana meatloaf: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/banana-meatloaf/
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Aug 20, 2014 18:25
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Would be a pretty good set piece at halloween parties.
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Aug 20, 2014 19:20
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How Rude posted:Would be a pretty good set piece at halloween parties. Better yet, flay two real humans and disguise the heads as a pasta dish.
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How To Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork With Andy Roy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgF97c6DZk
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