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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

lol

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

M'aman

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Words you never read in the Bible

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!
Edgy as goddamn gently caress

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Roar posted:

Edgy as goddamn gently caress

No I think that's what Jesus says to John the Baptist at one point.

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Tranny, please.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Edit: NVM

RoyKeen has a new favorite as of 17:47 on Aug 9, 2014

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Roar posted:

Edgy as goddamn gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHSPI7ZkRk&t=23s

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




drat that Obapia,Liar! :arghfist:

VinzKlortho
Dec 27, 2004
Are you the Gatekeeper?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011


I heard the porn he did was bad, but I still kind of want to see it.
by it I mean his dick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BgRdMchne posted:

I heard the porn he did was bad, but I still kind of want to see it.
by it I mean his dick
It was going good until the director yelled "cut!".


Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



As long as they played this over the credits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Say Nothing posted:

It was going good until the director yelled "cut!".

And it took me until this line to figure out who it was. Bravo.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


I don't get it

Bible Ian Black
Jul 16, 2009

I'M THE GUY
WHO SUCKS

PLUS I GOT
DEPRESSION

Andy Kindler is an under-appreciated comedian and I'm glad he's getting some recognition here.

Mantari
May 8, 2005
:D
Lipstick Apathy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bobbitt

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Nothing gets by you

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

BgRdMchne posted:

I heard the porn he did was bad, but I still kind of want to see it.
by it I mean his dick

You're in luck! Just today I saw that someone in the "big box of betamax smut" thread had posted this link to Frankenpenis.

It's, uh, kind of hard to look at.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

freeedr posted:

Nothing gets by you

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj55FyfVa0o

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy




beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TRIGGER WARNING
TRIGGER WARNING

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Won't somebody think of the donuts?!?

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.
I think someone already has...

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Oh wow, I didn't think I'd ever see a correct meme, but here we are.

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

But Ann Coulter wasn't in Friends... :confused:

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