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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

What are you feeding your dog, eh?



edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervical_mucus_plug

The Killing Jelq has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Jul 10, 2014

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maou shoujo
Apr 12, 2014

ニンゲンの表裏一体

wigbot v2.0
Oct 10, 2008

Hales

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

That one had me confused for a bit.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Soulex posted:

That one had me confused for a bit.

Same here. It's the low quality, the graininess looks like hair.

Souvlaki ss
Mar 7, 2014

It's not tomorrow until I sleep

razorrozar posted:

Same here. It's the low quality, the graininess looks like hair.

Legs/feet

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I always seem to end up with a bunch of these type of pictures.

I'm pretty sure the VaginaCouch has been posted before, but it's still the best thing ever.




More filth.














Finally, unintentional?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
That's a... butt-gina.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.


That iPad Photobooth thing.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I am not sure what this is other than a big-dick-and-balls-faced plush thing

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!
Fizzgig's husband?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jizzgig

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


It's a beige neck pillow

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
funny image thread crosspost

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Rooster logo or cock & balls?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
It's almost like that's the point of the logo.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
That's definitely a cock alright.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Makes me wonder how fried rooster might taste.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
There's no way that wasn't intentional. They might as well have named it Dirty Cock Fried Cock

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Description knows exactly what's up. Great marketing.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

I actually own one of these chairs. That's also a ridiculous steal for it.

Bonus joke: The company that makes it is called Human Touch

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

See that powercord? It vibrates too. :mmmhmm:

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

What? Sunburns make me sleepy, so I was napping in the office....

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.


"Mount Pleasant"

(Yes, I know it's a real place.)

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

"Mount Pleasant"

(Yes, I know it's a real place.)

I live about an hour from Mount Pleasant, and damned if I didn't do a quick check on Craigslist just now.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.

Cool pic of me at work.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Mogambo posted:

Cool pic of me at work.

Beat you to it. Sorry.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Looks like the tree is buried upside-down with a muppet coming out of his rear end Oscar The Grouch-style. I'm thinking probably one of the Muppet Treasure Island extras.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Splizwarf posted:

Looks like the tree is buried upside-down with a muppet coming out of his rear end Oscar The Grouch-style. I'm thinking probably one of the Muppet Treasure Island extras.

That's the most elaborate way to say "drat that tree looks like Romeo Rose as an Ent" I've ever seen.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Crossposting from another thread, I think this fits here:


The Ben Franklin parkway is awesome because it's the perfect vantage point to see William Penn waving his dick at Camden.


(alternate view)

It might have been posted before, but search sucks.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
As immortalized by Atom and His Package:
http://youtu.be/OGZVd07BUlg?t=1m17s

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

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Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

Hahahaha that's pretty good.

Since goons are blind motherfuckers, this will help:

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