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BILL COMPTON: VAMPIRE DUMBASS.
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Aug 11, 2014 02:55
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Dilber posted:BILL COMPTON: VAMPIRE DUMBASS.
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Aug 11, 2014 02:55
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gently caress this, how many episodes are left?
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Aug 11, 2014 02:56
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It took 7 long years but two episodes away from the end, it's finally happened Everybody in this show is an idiot
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Aug 11, 2014 02:56
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For Fucks sake....Really!!
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Aug 11, 2014 02:56
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Dirk Pitt posted:gently caress this, how many episodes are left? I think just two left.
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Aug 11, 2014 02:56
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I was disappointed in the lack of loving this episode. It opened up with a molten dildo in the Bon Temps sex mansion violet had.
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Aug 11, 2014 02:59
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That was bad. There's almost no plot now aside from "Bill's sick you guys". Oh no not BEEL the biggest rear end in a top hat on the entire loving show! And then we have Sookeh in the opposite corner with her horrendous split ends and ugly buns. And Jessica... ugh Jessica. Just let Hoyt go in peace you stupid slut. You and Jason are perfect for each other. At least I care about Eric & Pam who are the two most interesting characters on the show by far, if not the only two good ones at this point. Eh oh well only two more to go. Also if someone would like to make a compilation of everything Pam's ever said about Sookie that'd be amazing. Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 03:12
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This season is so bad.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:14
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nooneofconsequence posted:This season is so bad. It's almost like the writers just plagiarized a bunch of poo poo they found on several disparate fan-fiction sites.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:19
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I think my favorite thing about the episode was the quick explanation on the fairy witch out of nowhere.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:21
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Dirk Pitt posted:I think my favorite thing about the episode was the quick explanation on the fairy witch out of nowhere. What was that? When? I seriously missed this because I was so bored. e:wait, are you talking about the gnome lady doctor from last episode? Captain Mog fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 03:26
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Dirk Pitt posted:I think my favorite thing about the episode was the quick explanation on the fairy witch out of nowhere. I zoned out during the sexposition. What was it?
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Aug 11, 2014 03:27
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I could swear Bill and Sookeh were talking about it at the very start of the episode before we flipped back to Sepia mode. Bill was supposed to be with Sookeh to protect her from the fairy witch pulling everyone into her domain. Edit: Sookeh was wanted for some weird breeding program that Beel saved her from. Went ahead and pulled up my recording to make sure I wasn't crazy.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:32
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Dirk Pitt posted:I could swear Bill and Sookeh were talking about it at the very start of the episode before we flipped back to Sepia mode. Bill was supposed to be with Sookeh to protect her from the fairy witch pulling everyone into her domain. Oh yeah, right. The faeries from season 4 who are in the same long-forgotten place as the werepanthers and werewolves and witches and Tara. She wasn't a witch though she was the fairy queen.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:35
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So I am gonna guess that Bill gets healed at the end of the next episode, and the final episode is the Vampire Heroes taking on the Japanese and giving free undiluted New Blood to everyone with guitars in the background.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:41
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A vampire queen wanted Sookeh for a breeding program because the fairy queen was trying to take all magic creatures from earth.
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Aug 11, 2014 03:42
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What is the reasoning for Cowboy Yakuza Guy for going into partnership with Eric? Eric gets: - 49% of a multi-billion dollar product - An opportunity to screw things up by killing Newmie before they can produce the right antidote formula. - An opportunity to screw things up by telling others (Bill, Sookie, Jessica, etc) about the secret behind the antidote. Cowboy Yakuza Guy gets: - An untrustworthy handsome vampire spokesperson. I know this is True Blood, but I'm hoping there is something more to this that I'm not seeing?
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Aug 11, 2014 03:56
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The Grey posted:What is the reasoning for Cowboy Yakuza Guy for going into partnership with Eric? no that covers the state of things p. well
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Aug 11, 2014 04:23
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The Grey posted:What is the reasoning for Cowboy Yakuza Guy for going into partnership with Eric? Eric is the oldest North American vampire by far, all the old blood in Europe have hosed off into their castles and don't care.
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Aug 11, 2014 05:29
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I'm so glad Violet is dead. I was sick of her character pretty much as soon as she was introduced. Glad Jason isn't shackled to her anymore. Also Sookie trying to pretend to be glamored was hilarious. Also am I weird for wanting the Yakuza and their whole scheme here to succeed? That's contradictory to the below statement I know that. I just like that asian cowboy I love this silly rear end show, but I cannot possibly figure out what their endgame is here anymore. At the end of last season I was sure that one of the two groups had to be wiped out by the end of the series. Cause I just couldn't see the show ending with both species still coexisting like they always have. Either vampires completely take over and all the humans are either killed or basically kept in imprisonment as blood dispensing factories, or humans were gonna wipe out vampires once and for all. But now there's a cure so what the gently caress
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Aug 11, 2014 06:06
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What a stupid loving plotline for Tara. Also no boobs. edit : but it was really cool having Hoyt kill the bitch who murdered his mom. C+ ded fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Aug 11, 2014 |
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Aug 11, 2014 07:10
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The funniest part of this episode was Sookeh driving Alcide's truck to find Eric at Fangtasia. Alcide has been dead for like six days in this timeline and he's long been forgotten and Sookeh is back to her old shenanigans of screwing Bill and loving around with Eric's emotions. Never change, Trueblood.
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Aug 11, 2014 07:47
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Tara's plotline probably would've been reasonably better if: 1) She got Hep V and was dying instead and it was more about Lettie Mae coming to terms with it or something 2) Didn't spend 8 episodes in the margins getting there (just give it an episode or two and be done with it) 3) Crazier poo poo happened than vamp blood hallucinations, which seems like it could've been a decent thing for the show to have during S1-4 but not this late 4) Tara didn't loving die offscreen during a teaser of all things (as much as I hated Tara, that was still stupid as gently caress) Also Bill saying "no" for no reason other than to have a cliffhanger is so dumb. All the viewers know (and it's been hammered in a hundred times this season) Bill doesn't want to be a vampire anymore because he thinks being a vampire is evil and icky and gross and makes you a bad person. He could've just said it and be done with it and/or then immediately went sploosh or save it for the finale so he turn into a human and happily ever after with Sookie.
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Aug 11, 2014 07:48
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If they were serious about controlling the cure, Newme would be in a shallow grave somewhere already.ded posted:edit : Ha, I didn't even realize that.
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Aug 11, 2014 07:50
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This is why Bill and Sookie are perfect for each other. He's the only dumbass more damaged than she is.
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Aug 11, 2014 09:14
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Macaluso posted:
Well considering the fact that Asian Cowboy and his friends have thus far been demonstrated to be nothing but honest, honorable, overly generous and true to their word to a fault with Eric and co for no apparent reason I think that's a pretty fair assessment. I mean the whole "put out an inferior version than potentially possible to market so that people keep renewing and buying it" strategy can certainly be considered a shady one, but it's also pretty standard and accepted as a business practice and some basic research or business knowledge would reveal that this strategy was a huge reason why many companies succeed. For example, Bill Gates succeeded and became the richest man on the planet by putting out an inferior Windows product that people would renew while Steve Job initially came in second by offering the best product that his company was capable of. The show even showed promise by making it seem like Eric and Pam understood the sound logic of this policy at first, but when brought out to its conclusion it made no sense. All Eric had to do was say "Okay, I understand your policy and I am on board, but in exchange for being your partner and spokesperson give me 8 or so vials of the unadulterated pure-cure Sarah Newlin blood that I can use for a handful of my friends at my discretion" and they would have almost certainly be fine with that. Instead of anything like that, it seems like the final conflict of the final couple episodes of the series are going to be focused around the fact that the "good guys" made irrationally stupid decisions that pissed off a completely rational group of people that were willing to work with them, for basically no reason at all.
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Aug 11, 2014 09:46
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bbf2 posted:The show even showed promise by making it seem like Eric and Pam understood the sound logic of this policy at first, but when brought out to its conclusion it made no sense. All Eric had to do was say "Okay, I understand your policy and I am on board, but in exchange for being your partner and spokesperson give me 8 or so vials of the unadulterated pure-cure Sarah Newlin blood that I can use for a handful of my friends at my discretion" and they would have almost certainly be fine with that. I doubt they'd let anyone take samples of the blood. "Let me bring a few of my friends over for a pure-cure injection/nibble" would probably fly though.
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Aug 11, 2014 10:01
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Best part of the episode was Jason's what the gently caress look when Violet called him stupid.
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Aug 11, 2014 11:10
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How many blood clinics could you go to that would let you keep the blood? Or is this just written off as true blood
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Aug 11, 2014 11:16
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How am I supposed to care what happens to that redhead vampire after she murdered those two fairy children? I hate that story line, it ruined the redhead's character. Of course, I don't know how I'm supposed to care about any of the vampires, since they're all murderers, but at least the other vampires don't kill children like the redhead did.
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Aug 11, 2014 11:32
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The Dennis System posted:How am I supposed to care what happens to that redhead vampire after she murdered those two fairy children? I hate that story line, it ruined the redhead's character. Of course, I don't know how I'm supposed to care about any of the vampires, since they're all murderers, but at least the other vampires don't kill children like the redhead did. This post cracks me up.
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Aug 11, 2014 11:43
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The Dennis System posted:How am I supposed to care what happens to that redhead vampire after she murdered those two fairy children? I hate that story line, it ruined the redhead's character. Of course, I don't know how I'm supposed to care about any of the vampires, since they're all murderers, but at least the other vampires don't kill children like the redhead did. "I started watching at season 5 and didn't bother with anything before that. Why are all these characters so complicated? They keep mentioning things I know nothing about. This is bullshit." Even with that, Andy getting 1 of the kids to survive to maturity is considered an accomplishment by fairy standards.
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Aug 11, 2014 11:46
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Macaluso posted:I'm so glad Violet is dead. I was sick of her character pretty much as soon as she was introduced. Glad Jason isn't shackled to her anymore. Also Sookie trying to pretend to be glamored was hilarious. Violet was kind of pointless in the end, but I do loves me them old school vampires and their theatrical flair. 
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Aug 11, 2014 12:23
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Slightly Toasted posted:How many blood clinics could you go to that would let you keep the blood? There'd probably be a lot of people with infected vampire partners/friends that they want to give blood to but don't want to become a carrier, clinics would definitely be used to offering a takeaway service. They'd probably even gift wrap it.
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Aug 11, 2014 12:30
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Irish Joe posted:Violet was kind of pointless in the end, but I do loves me them old school vampires and their theatrical flair. See that's the thing. I'd have liked her as straight up villain cause yeah her theatrics before she got shot were fun. But she was forced into the main cast so hard I couldn't enjoy her. The Dennis System posted:How am I supposed to care what happens to that redhead vampire after she murdered those two fairy children? I hate that story line, it ruined the redhead's character. Of course, I don't know how I'm supposed to care about any of the vampires, since they're all murderers, but at least the other vampires don't kill children like the redhead did. Did you just start watching literally this season or what
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Aug 11, 2014 13:22
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pentyne posted:Eric is the oldest North American vampire by far, all the old blood in Europe have hosed off into their castles and don't care. It would have made a lot more sense if Yakuza Cowboy had said, "Eric, I want you to be my spokesperson because you are the oldest and most respected vampire in North America." rather then "Eric, I want you to be my spokesperson because you are handsome."
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Aug 11, 2014 13:35
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The Dennis System posted:How am I supposed to care what happens to that redhead vampire after she murdered those two fairy children? I hate that story line, it ruined the redhead's character. Of course, I don't know how I'm supposed to care about any of the vampires, since they're all murderers, but at least the other vampires don't kill children like the redhead did. I too, only care about characters who only behave in ways that are acceptable in real life. But I watch a show about vampires and magical fairy vaginas so I'm pretty much miserable during the entire thing because I hate all these characters.
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Aug 11, 2014 14:09
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