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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
"I've confirmed that bellator has made an offer" is the sort of thing FRB loves to post because whether it's true or not it's unlikely to ever be proved wrong

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
eh, we'll wait and see i guess till mmajunkie or fighting or bloodyelbow or w/e confirm but why not post it, it's making the rounds and will be really funny if true

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

fatherdog posted:

"I've confirmed that bellator has made an offer" is the sort of thing FRB loves to post because whether it's true or not it's unlikely to ever be proved wrong

Exactly. I don't doubt that Coker & Carano are still good friends and he might be trying to gauge any interest in signing Carano over, but that's a huge hill Bellator has to climb. The only thing I think Bellator could offer Carano is the 145 weight division, but everything else is inferior to UFC.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
a bit more talk about it

quote:

@MMARising 26s
Gina Carano isn't the fighter I heard would be Marloes Coenen's first Bellator opponent, but if they put that together...amazing. Ouch, UFC.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@KenPavia 23h
The truth about @warmachine170 will come out, wait until they test the crime scene blood and find a lot is HIS.

ken pavia is still a piece of poo poo

edit: also

quote:

@MMASupremacy · 34m
hmmm RT @MarloesCoenen There's something I want to tell you but I have to wait a little longer.... #mma #ufc #bellator

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
It wouldn't surprise me if Bellator were negotiating with both of them, but it's a weird place to start with a women's division you'd need to build from the ground up.

Also how in the gently caress would Pavia even have any loving clue about the actual details of this. If I were the LVPD I'd be getting a search warrant for Pav's house.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

fatherdog posted:

It wouldn't surprise me if Bellator were negotiating with both of them, but it's a weird place to start with a women's division you'd need to build from the ground up.

I mean the general vibe of Bellator for a long time has been "quickly fix this sinking ship" instead of "build a whole new one" so signing Carano and Coenen to co-main the next Rampage PPV with no real plan in place is appropriate to me, but it's going to fail just as badly as whatever they're doing now.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Ken Pavia is perhaps the dumbest lawyer of all time

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I would not be surprised if a good deal of his blood was found at the scene, I would be surprised were it from anything other than self inflicted wounds

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

maffew buildings posted:

I would not be surprised if a good deal of his blood was found at the scene, I would be surprised were it from anything other than self inflicted wounds

quote:

@ChristyMack · 13h
@KenPavia none of the blood at the crime scene is his. None.

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

I hope warmachine goes to prison forever.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

canada jezus posted:

I hope warmachine goes to prison forever.

He probably will, dude's got a pretty extensive history of violent crime.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Anime Reference posted:

He probably will, dude's got a pretty extensive history of violent crime.

Does Nevada have a three strikes law?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

fatherdog posted:

Does Nevada have a three strikes law?

Yeah, they were one of the last to get them (mid-nineties). They also have sentencing guidelines based on the Minnesota model where basically you have a grid with prior offenses on one side and seriousness of the current offense on the other, and then where those two meet is the recommended range of sentences, so even if it isn't his third offense he'll face a harsher punishment based on his priors.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

canada jezus posted:

I hope warmachine goes to prison forever.

gently caress that, I hope they make a lamp out of him.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

fatherdog posted:

Does Nevada have a three strikes law?

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

Holy poo poo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

fatherdog posted:

Does Nevada have a three strikes law?

Just checked, they do and this includes felonies comitted out of state.

Still rooting for Warmachine to die, tho.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

welp, you somehow made a really funny joke about a horrible situation

:golfclap:

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

loving God post of the month.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

http://gawker.com/porn-star-posts-graphic-photos-of-brutal-attack-by-figh-1619770994

quote:

At about 2 am Friday morning, Jon Koppenhaver arrived unannounced to my home in Las Vegas, NV, after he broke up with me in May, he moved out of my house and back to San Diego. When he arrived, he found myself and one other fully clothed and unarmed in the house. Without a single word spoken, he began beating my friend; once he was finished, he sent my friend away and turned his attention to me. He made me undress and shower in front of him, then dragged me out and beat my face. I have no recollection of how many times I was hit, I just know my injuries that resulted from my beating. My injuries include 18 broken bones around my eyes, my nose is broken in 2 places, I am missing teeth and several more are broken. I am unable to chew, or see out of my left eye. My speach is slurred from my swelling and lack of teeth. I have a fractured rib and severely ruptured liver from a kick to my side. My leg is so badly injured I have not been able to walk on my own. I also attained several lesions from a knife he got from my kitchen. He pushed the knife into me in some areas such as my hand, ear, and head. He also sawed much of my hair off with this dull knife. After some time, the knife broke off of the handle and continued to threaten me with the blade. I believed I was going to die. He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly. He took my phone and canceled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one could worry about my whereabouts. He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard. After another hit or two, he left me on the floor bleeding and shaking, holding my side from the pain of my rib. He left the room and went to the kitchen where I could hear him ruffling through my drawers. Assuming he was finding a sharper, more stable knife to end my life, I ran out my back door, shutting it behind me so the dogs didn't run inside tot ip him off. I hopped the fence to the golf course behind my house and ran to a neighboring house. Naked and afraid he would catch me, I kept running through the neighborhood knocking on doors. Finally, one answered and I was brought to the hospital and treated for my injuries.

quote:

He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard.

:flaccid:

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

coconono posted:

gently caress that, I hope they make a lamp out of him.

I have re-read this about 5 times now, what does this mean?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Fozzy The Bear posted:

I have re-read this about 5 times now, what does this mean?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilse_Koch

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



I seriously hope he kills himself, what a loving scumbag.

That nevada judge post was amazing though

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Jesus this War Machine poo poo is insane. I listened to his podcast with Joe Rogan and was dumb enough to think he wasn't a terrible guy, more just stupid who does stupid poo poo but because of his up bringing thinks he's justified in his actions.

Turns out he's scum of the earth. Hope he goes out at the end of a cops .45.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

Gold

Probably no chance War Machine is alive when they track him down right

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:

BlindSite posted:

Jesus this War Machine poo poo is insane. I listened to his podcast with Joe Rogan and was dumb enough to think he wasn't a terrible guy, more just stupid who does stupid poo poo but because of his up bringing thinks he's justified in his actions.

Turns out he's scum of the earth. Hope he goes out at the end of a cops .45.

Given he just destroyed a pretty high profile porn star, he probably cost a lot of unsavory folks with ties to prison a lot of money so prison won't be kind to him...going out via Cops is probably the best option.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

DAS Super! posted:

Given he just destroyed a pretty high profile porn star, he probably cost a lot of unsavory folks with ties to prison a lot of money so prison won't be kind to him...going out via Cops is probably the best option.

Inmates with domestic violence charges are viewed much like you would expect child molesters and pedophiles to be treated within the population of any given facility.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

quote:

Gina Carano isn't the fighter I heard would be Marloes Coenen's first Bellator opponent, but if they put that together...amazing. Ouch, UFC.

Seriously? I feel like I'm reading HotSportsTakes. Oh no, someone who hasn't fought in half a decade and Marloes Coenen. Ouch! Burn! Bellator's gonna show those Zuffa zombies!

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

attackmole posted:

Seriously? I feel like I'm reading HotSportsTakes. Oh no, someone who hasn't fought in half a decade and Marloes Coenen. Ouch! Burn! Bellator's gonna show those Zuffa zombies!

There's been enough talk about UFC trying to sign Gina that Bellator getting her instead would be a PR loss if nothing else.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

Lol drat son

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

doverhog posted:

There's been enough talk about UFC trying to sign Gina that Bellator getting her instead would be a PR loss if nothing else.

Why?

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Well done Gregor Samsa well done

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

-Atom- posted:

Inmates with domestic violence charges are viewed much like you would expect child molesters and pedophiles to be treated within the population of any given facility.

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Really, that's a question you need to ask? The UFC tried to sign her and failed, instead she went to the competition. That's not a win.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

origami posted:

According to who exactly? Internet forums?

Ask a friend who has been to prison. These come standard when you grow up in the Central CA valley, so you might not have one.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

doverhog posted:

Really, that's a question you need to ask? The UFC tried to sign her and failed, instead she went to the competition. That's not a win.

Bellator is not the competition.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

doverhog posted:

Really, that's a question you need to ask? The UFC tried to sign her and failed, instead she went to the competition. That's not a win.

But it's Bellator so who will know?

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Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

-Atom- posted:

Inmates with domestic violence charges are viewed much like you would expect child molesters and pedophiles to be treated within the population of any given facility.

If he's taken alive, he'll be easily convicted but go straight into solitary confinement forever because he's a violent psychopath who is also a professional fighter. He'd probably win one or two fights on the yard but in the end he'd wind up on a morgue slab looking like a cube steak, and no way does the prison system want to give a statement to Deadspin about how they let a man named "War Machine" get stabbed to death by Nazis. I believe the previous times he's been locked up, he did his time in administrative segregation for his own safety.

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