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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Fat footballers!











This reminded me that Kroos signed with Real Madrid. I completely forgot that happened somehow.

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

beedeebee posted:

Fat footballers!











This reminded me that Kroos signed with Real Madrid. I completely forgot that happened somehow.

It's... so beautiful

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

beedeebee posted:

Fat footballers!











This reminded me that Kroos signed with Real Madrid. I completely forgot that happened somehow.

serious av material

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

beedeebee posted:

Fat footballers!




:stare:

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Pretty sure that's Ancelotti

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012
Can I get one of Ronaldo with his shirt off and a whole pizza resting on his stomach? Thank you

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Why do I have a feeling some of us posting in the Liga thread will end up with one of those over the course of the season...

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


He looks exactly like a butch girl I know.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
More like Groß, amirite? :v:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005


Why didn't they fatten Rooney?

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Steves Asleep posted:

Why didn't they fatten Rooney?

:drat:

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

No wonder Germany won the world cup, no fat players.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Bubble-T posted:

No wonder Germany won the world cup, no fat players.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

This is someone's fetish

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

this + moustache + urn = paul bearer

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/zlatan-stunning-gesture-realises-world-cup-dream-team-064209560.html

That's nice, Zlatan owns.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


That's proper class.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer


420DD Butts posted:

This is someone's fetish


Love a good username/post combo

:ssh: it's your fetish

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28751811

at 1.14, journalist asks Bale what we're all thinking.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Machinegunboyo posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28751811

at 1.14, journalist asks Bale what we're all thinking.

I haven't done anything *wink wink*

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup

Machinegunboyo posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28751811

at 1.14, journalist asks Bale what we're all thinking.

Hahaha his response.

Gareth you're not supposed to come out and say that you're on steroids.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

hopterque posted:

Hahaha his response.

Gareth you're not supposed to come out and say that you're on steroids.

And people say chimps are intelligent creatures, pffft

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!




That's great, the mercenary oval office with the heart of gold.

I love/hate Zlatan.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Machinegunboyo posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28751811

at 1.14, journalist asks Bale what we're all thinking.

Hahaha, who's that journalist?

Bale: O_O eh heh I haven't done anything other than a bit of running!

Idiot.

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
That's really the most insanely bad answer he could have given. Why not just "I saw how strength training has benefited Cristiano, so I did some."

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

xian posted:

That's really the most insanely bad answer he could have given. Why not just "I saw how strength training has benefited Cristiano, so I did some."

he's a dumb player who says yeah yeah yeah a lot

don't expect an intelligent answer from any of these guys

xian
Jan 21, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
Heh, yeah, I guess I would expect a player on his level to have a bit more media training than he does.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
https://vine.co/v/MV0B3U50V32

:laugh:

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em

Machinegunboyo posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28751811

at 1.14, journalist asks Bale what we're all thinking.

hahaha - "oh i ran a few times, that's about it"

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

God I love Zlatan.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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xian posted:

Heh, yeah, I guess I would expect a player on his level to have a bit more media training than he does.

Speaking of, has Bale ever spoken Spanish more than a canned sentence? I haven't actively sought it out, but I thought I would've seen it by now.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Seltzer posted:

Speaking of, has Bale ever spoken Spanish more than a canned sentence? I haven't actively sought it out, but I thought I would've seen it by now.

He gets lessons twice a week

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Hegay posted:

He gets lessons twice a week

That didn't answer my question.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Welsh people are incapable of learning more than very basic Spanish.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Seltzer posted:

Speaking of, has Bale ever spoken Spanish more than a canned sentence? I haven't actively sought it out, but I thought I would've seen it by now.

he speaks the language of iron. why dont you try it

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

sassassin posted:

Welsh people are incapable of learning more than very basic Spanish.

it took like 4 years for Beckham to even consider speaking Spanish in public and he only did it when he was leaving RM anyway

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

El Hefe posted:

it took like 4 years for Beckham to even consider speaking Spanish in public and he only did it when he was leaving RM anyway

Allegedly he spoke it very well when he didn't have a ton of mics and cameras in his face.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Shrapnig posted:

Allegedly he spoke it very well when he didn't have a ton of mics and cameras in his face.

I think a lot of Spanish players do this in England as well, pretending they don't know English so the press won't bother them

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