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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

-Atom- posted:

Scott Coker, ladies and gentlemen

I can't believe that my opinion on Bellator has done a 180 in a matter of weeks. All they need now is copromoting shows with OneFC.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Teaching martial arts to the mentally broken/deficit isn't bad if it's the right art. Take Paul Harris, for example. I mean he still cripples people, but it's only in competition that I've seen.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Do you think Bjorn would have immediately and publicly fired War Machine had he still been president? I feel like he would have found a way to name War Machine Vice President of Emulating Matt Hughes' Role of Angry Twitter Guy Lacking Self Awareness.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I can't believe that my opinion on Bellator has done a 180 in a matter of weeks. All they need now is copromoting shows with OneFC.

If the rumor of Alvarez getting his release is true then we're getting a pretty clear outline of Coker and his team trying to put a fresh coat of paint on Bellator. Which is good for a number of reasons, as you have been hearing rumblings that getting involved with Bellator just last year was essentially signing your life away with no real possibility of pursuing other options.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Bluedeanie posted:

Do you think Bjorn would have immediately and publicly fired War Machine had he still been president? I feel like he would have found a way to name War Machine Vice President of Emulating Matt Hughes' Role of Angry Twitter Guy Lacking Self Awareness.

He would've blamed the dog and found a way to ensure its execution.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bluedeanie posted:

Do you think Bjorn would have immediately and publicly fired War Machine had he still been president? I feel like he would have found a way to name War Machine Vice President of Emulating Matt Hughes' Role of Angry Twitter Guy Lacking Self Awareness.

nah he woulda fired WM's rear end but kept him locked into a 3 year no compete.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Ty1990 posted:

War Machine's brother...holy gently caress.

He says that WM's in Canada, but that might just be a blatant lie by a retard. Either way the dude sucks at laying low and is covered in recognizable tattoos, so keep an eye out in Toronto I guess.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

Fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gregor Samsa posted:

It's Nevada, so I expect at least one judge will sentence Christy Mack instead.

this is genuinely the funniest joke made in this forum for months

bravo for making a dark situation a lil more funny

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
what the entire gently caress

red19fire
May 26, 2010


It's like HiP Show! Even has Russians involved.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
This is the most wanted Warmachine has ever been after a fight.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



A whole other brand of stupid.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Observer Update posted:

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER said on Twitter that if War Machine does not turn himself in within 24 hours, he's coming after him. War Machine faces seven arrest warrants for his alleged attack and vicious beating of former porn star girlfriend Christy Mack in Las Vegas last week.

This needs to happen.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

sportsgenius86 posted:

This needs to happen.

first time I ever rooted for that Mulletted piece of poo poo in my entire life. Go Dog Go.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I haven't listened to JRE much for a while - has he even mentioned WM since this happened?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
War Machine needs to be on COPS

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Dog must be a big Christy Mack fan

:laugh:

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



The problem is I'm pretty sure that bounty comes from Christy Mack, not the state or county. I don't have much of a handle on what porn stars take home so she might be able to pay that out no problem but I'd still feel kind of greasy taking money from a battered woman who's about to have serious medical bills.

But I don't do my hair like that either so obviously Dog and I differ on matters of taste and moral fortitude.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

pro bono bounty hunting

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bluedeanie posted:

The problem is I'm pretty sure that bounty comes from Christy Mack, not the state or county. I don't have much of a handle on what porn stars take home so she might be able to pay that out no problem but I'd still feel kind of greasy taking money from a battered woman who's about to have serious medical bills.

But I don't do my hair like that either so obviously Dog and I differ on matters of taste and moral fortitude.

She's a Name pornstar so she can easily part with that kind of cash.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bluedeanie posted:

The problem is I'm pretty sure that bounty comes from Christy Mack, not the state or county. I don't have much of a handle on what porn stars take home so she might be able to pay that out no problem but I'd still feel kind of greasy taking money from a battered woman who's about to have serious medical bills.

But I don't do my hair like that either so obviously Dog and I differ on matters of taste and moral fortitude.

I would think dog is doing it for the publicity if there isn't a bounty offered by the state.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkHzTA2b8iI


:stare:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The russian version is better because no one has any real KO power so it eventually devolves into puppy wrestling.

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:
http://www.bjpenn.com/exclusive-war-machines-brother-cries-foul-in-mack-recount-says-twitter-comments-not-him/



this just gets weirder and weirder.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



And it has now gone well beyond the point at which anything you'll read on the internet has any degree of reliability. I'll tune back in when charges are laid.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Since he hasn't tweeted in over 24 hours, I'm pretty sure we're just waiting for the body to be found.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



MMAmania has it that LVPD has issued seven warrants for his arrest on battery resulting in substantial bodily harm, battery by strangulation, two counts battery with substantial bodily harm, one count gross and open lewdness, one count assault with a deadly weapon and one count coercion/threat with force.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
It's sad that the person who was with Mack when war machine got home wasn't an mma fighter. War machine isn't that good so some middle of the pack guy like Pablo "the scarecrow" Garza beating the poo poo out of him in self defense would have done wonders to his ego.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Apparently War Machine came home early at 2 a.m.

@ a.m. at someone elses house is apparently early for him.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

niethan posted:

It's sad that the person who was with Mack when war machine got home wasn't an mma fighter. War machine isn't that good so some middle of the pack guy like Pablo "the scarecrow" Garza beating the poo poo out of him in self defense would have done wonders to his ego.

Fairly big difference between an off the cuff altercation with a mad man and a sanctioned bout

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

niethan posted:

It's sad that the person who was with Mack when war machine got home wasn't an mma fighter. War machine isn't that good so some middle of the pack guy like Pablo "the scarecrow" Garza beating the poo poo out of him in self defense would have done wonders to his ego.

wish it would've been Rob Emerson

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

sportsgenius86 posted:

wish it would've been Rob Emerson

hahahahaha

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

WAR MACHINE posted:

I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

quote:

Later, he responded to commenter who claimed he and Mack were not together.

"F--- u talking about? She's my Property and always will be," he spat.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

A tattoo constitutes a legally binding contract as far as I know, so she is War Machine's property.


Serious question though, has she had that tattoo lasered off yet? I know it's expensive and might've forced her to take more time off of work than she'd want, but you figure after a break up you'd get the tattoo that says you belong to them removed.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist



actually he said this 3 days prior, not later

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/497663075831787521
https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/498676636196552704

not to defend him, but that quote misconstrues the context

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

masato tatanka posted:

actually he said this 3 days prior, not later

https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/497663075831787521
https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/498676636196552704

not to defend him, but that quote misconstrues the context

I was just going to point this out. That article makes him look even worse...and he has no problem doing that on his own.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wish Tattoos worked like that. I would be a product of the Orange Music Electronics company.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I wish Tattoos worked like that. I would be a product of the Orange Music Electronics company.

Tattoo Harvard Business School on your rear end, collect your 150,000/year starting salary.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Once again he went to surprise her to "set up a show" at 2 a.m. in the morning. Yeah... no...

Edit: The Other Man has been identified

quote:

First, the third man involved in the assault has been identified as Corey Thomas, who many may recognize from the show Megan Wants a Millionaire. You may remember this show because it was cancelled after only 3 episodes aired, amid controversy stemming from the deaths of contestant Ryan Jenkins and his wife Jasmine Fiore (Jenkins allegedly murdered Fiore and committed suicide). Thomas is said to be suffering from two black eyes, a broken nose, and other injuries he sustained when War Machine beat and bit him.

Lid fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Aug 14, 2014

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