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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bang3r posted:



So ahhh.. I hope this is real

:neckbeard:

Steen is the best, so this is the best.

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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"

Having a really hard time deciding which name is the worst.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Jules Uso

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



I know the FCW name generator was pretty bad most of the time, but did they seriously give Kaitlyin the name of Charlie Sheen's character in Major League? Somehow that's even worse to me than giving Reigns a name that most people probably would pronounce as Leaky if they haven't heard it pronounced before.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I actually think Dawson Alexander is a much better name for a shitheel attorney character.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

sunsweet posted:

Having a really hard time deciding which name is the worst.

it's Ricki Vaughn

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Whereas it's pretty clear that Alberto Banderas is the best.

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


Germansimp posted:

I know the FCW name generator was pretty bad most of the time, but did they seriously give Kaitlyin the name of Charlie Sheen's character in Major League?

And now I can't stop imagining Bob Uecker doing color commentary for FCW/other second rate wrestling.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I can't stop chuckling at "Duke Rotundo"

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Is Mia MAncini, Serena?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

SteamyV posted:

And now I can't stop imagining Bob Uecker doing color commentary for FCW/other second rate wrestling.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Pretty sure they Photoshopped part of Kaitlyn's shoulder off.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
Was Duke Rotundo supposed to be Gangrel?

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

Was Duke Rotundo supposed to be Gangrel?

I'd like to think it was The Stro

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



duke rotunda loves to party.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Dawson Alexander" is the whitest name ever.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Wade Barrett is such a better name than Lawrence Knight it's not even funny.

I'll give the NXT people credit, the newer batches of names aren't as awful as some of the ones here.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



"Bad News" Barrett is such a ridiculously awesome name for a wrestler, I can't even believe WWE allowed someone to have a name that great.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Germansimp posted:

I know the FCW name generator was pretty bad most of the time, but did they seriously give Kaitlyin the name of Charlie Sheen's character in Major League? Somehow that's even worse to me than giving Reigns a name that most people probably would pronounce as Leaky if they haven't heard it pronounced before.

I have a feeling that's a name she suggested herself. All of the other names are just shitball random names, but I could totally buy Kaitlyn as someone who loves a dumb-awesome movie like Major League and came up with it herself.

Didn't Rollins and Kassius Ohno also suggest their own names?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion


Who are these people?


E:


Blasmeister fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 13, 2014

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Blasmeister posted:

Who are these people?


E:




Are you serious man? That's Arn Anderson!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

sunsweet posted:

Having a really hard time deciding which name is the worst.

A lot of those are just lame, but G-Rilla is incredibly dumb.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


My Client Brock Lesnar Chris Jericho conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania 30.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Daniel Bryan posted:



My Client Brock Lesnar Chris Jericho conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania 30.

I know it's just outside of frame but I like the sound of "WWE champion of time". The European champion equivalent could be WWE CET champion.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
Listen: My client Brock Lesnar has come unstuck in time.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

TUS posted:

Is Mia MAncini, Serena?
Yep.

Other developmental names: Lift Sawyer, Dr. Cable Jones, Buddy Stetcher, Memo Montegro (Del Rio's brother), Lincoln Broderick, Lennox McEnroe, Russel Walker (who was Theokoles in "Spartacus: Blood and Sand")

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Aug 13, 2014

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Listen: My client Brock Lesnar has come unstuck in time.

Eat
Sleep
Poo-Tee-Weet
Repeat

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Perigryn posted:

Yep.

Other developmental names: Lift Sawyer, Dr. Cable Jones, Buddy Stetcher, Memo Montegro (Del Rio's brother), Lincoln Broderick, Lennox McEnroe, Russel Walker (who was Theokoles in "Spartacus: Blood and Sand")

How can you forget Big Papi Sanchez

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Blasmeister posted:

Who are these people?




Here's a reference.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Neodoomium posted:

"Bad News" Barrett is such a ridiculously awesome name for a wrestler, I can't even believe WWE allowed someone to have a name that great.

Bad News Brown was even better but agreed.

Jack Swagger is a great heel name too. He really lucked out on that one.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I can only imagine how "Daniel Bryan" came to be. Shame it's not Daniel Bryanson.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I can only imagine how "Daniel Bryan" came to be. Shame it's not Daniel Bryanson.

Regal suggested it IIRC.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Perigryn posted:

Yep.

Other developmental names: Lift Sawyer, Dr. Cable Jones, Buddy Stetcher, Memo Montegro (Del Rio's brother), Lincoln Broderick, Lennox McEnroe, Russel Walker (who was Theokoles in "Spartacus: Blood and Sand")

I thought this read "Lincoln Bedrock" at first, and the truth is much lamer :(

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Neodoomium posted:

"Bad News" Barrett is such a ridiculously awesome name for a wrestler, I can't even believe WWE allowed someone to have a name that great.

The whole gimmick was Cody Rhodes's idea from a rib too.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

sportsgenius86 posted:

How can you forget Big Papi Sanchez
How silly of me. Though you do need the photo to go with it



Edit: Oh my god, NXT's alumni section

:lol:

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Aug 13, 2014

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Perigryn posted:

: Oh my god, NXT's alumni section

:lol:

I can't believe they list "ring name" and "real name" like some Geocities site from 1995.

With that said, the web design is roughly commensurate with that time period so I guess it fits.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Perigryn posted:

How silly of me. Though you do need the photo to go with it



Edit: Oh my god, NXT's alumni section

:lol:

How could you leave off Big Daddy Yum Yum and Triple Crown champ Joe Doering???

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Ted DiBiase's real name is Theodore Marvin DiBiase, Jr.?

And they kept his name as Ted? gently caress me.

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