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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

Moridin920 posted:

$10,000?

So what's his last known location n poo poo?
if i found him id be like psst man come w me im a huge fan then when hes sleeping in my shed im calling the cops lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

turdriver posted:

if i found him id be like psst man come w me im a huge fan then when hes sleeping in my shed im calling the cops lol

gently caress that just bust the tazer out and put him down

all while saying 'I AM THE LAW'

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
I think Christie Mack is hot, and I'd gladly keep her for myself. Think she'd exchange a War Machine for a Time Machine?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Time Machine posted:

I think Christie Mack is hot, and I'd gladly keep her for myself. Think she'd exchange a War Machine for a Time Machine?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
she's pretty hot, I like tattoos.

gonna go wank to her for uh solidarity I guess lol

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Moridin920 posted:

she's pretty hot

Not anymore

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

that's true her face is probably gonna be fuuuucked up. maybe she can get some pro bono reconstructive surgery

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

she's pretty hot, I like tattoos.

gonna go wank to her for uh solidarity I guess lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

she's pretty hot, I like tattoos.

gonna go wank to her for uh solidarity I guess lol

due to getting beaten she probably has lots of new fans watching her videos

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Girl what are you DOING on top of those LEGOS????

They arent even actual tiny painful ones! She's doing a shoot on imitation legos. I'm going to be sick!!!!

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

She'll get better.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3VpxYq5h4

Alpha poo poo

Edit: gently caress, I don't give a gently caress. I'm gonna fuckin kill 24 hour fitness. I fuckin hate chevron.
"haha shes a cock-container, ofc he beats her.... it's like beating a doll... it's scum of the earth... i mean this guy isn't better but who cares.... when thresh clears thresh it's all shits and giggles"

quality youtube comments

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

"haha shes a cock-container, ofc he beats her.... it's like beating a doll... it's scum of the earth... i mean this guy isn't better but who cares.... when thresh clears thresh it's all shits and giggles"

quality youtube comments

When she gets better and reads these hateful comments, there's gonna be hell to pay!!!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
kill all youtube commenters

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011

Frostwerks posted:

kill all youtube commenters

This but unironically

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I would totally tell this guy off if I wasn't weak, short, and cowardly.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Huragok posted:

This but unironically

i was not being ironic

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what is it about the youtube comments section that just attracts the scum of the earth? is it just totally unmoderated or what is going on?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Think about how dumb the average person is, then recognize that half of everyone is dumber than that.

Now recognize that Youtube is one of the most easy-to-use and popular commenting formats on the internet.

Combine that with a veil of psuedo-anonymity which makes the user relatively free from personal accountability to what they say.

And of course leave it relatively unmoderated because who the gently caress has the time to comb through and police dumb comments, especially when their as virulent as they are on Youtube.

And boom, you have youtube comments section.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Don Tacorleone posted:

Chris Brown gets to beat Rihanna all he wants, but now War Machine can't beat his porn star girlfriend? What's wrong with this world? loving make me sick.

Reverse racism :ssh:

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
I like reading youtube comments. That's the real drivel that's running through the heads of the random idiots you see walking around on the street. It's like a little window into a whole universe of malinformed idiocy.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Kinda waiting for someone to tell this douche that his precious gf has taken lots of cocks in all of her holes before he ever met her, so what makes his dick so special that NONE SHALL PASS after him?

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

i don't have any real opinions on her except i don't like the new trend of shaving the sides of ladies heads.

war machine, however, has always been human garbage.


also if you are into doing ALPHA MALE poo poo here's some ALPHA MALE TIPS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPBA2HKPus

TheReverend fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Aug 13, 2014

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Time Machine posted:

I think Christie Mack is hot, and I'd gladly keep her for myself. Think she'd exchange a War Machine for a Time Machine?

I think she could use a time machine, yeah.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Carol Pizzamom posted:

I think she could use a time machine, yeah.

:eyepop:

ROFLSAWS
Mar 28, 2005

You can't hide forever, Methuselah
College Slice
After watching his YouTube video rants, I believe he really needs to be locked up or placed in behavioral health.

Oh, and, I got bored...





http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=sio3gH8qEQY&p=n#/317;336

Bonus:

ROFLSAWS fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Aug 13, 2014

Erostratus
Jun 18, 2011

by R. Guyovich
That ear is loving disgusting. Can't they do any kind of surgery for that, or is that not alpha?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
If someone sucked out all of The Rock's charisma and replaced it with concentrate douche we'd have Warmachine.

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
does every video of his start with "im so loving pissed off right now"

Nameless Dread posted:

That ear is loving disgusting. Can't they do any kind of surgery for that, or is that not alpha?

i think by that point the cartilage is so messed up its like trying to sculpt with wet mud. and fighters are probably proud of their hosed up ears because it shows they've done poo poo.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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yes you can get surgery for cauliflower ear but if you still fight/train its probably pointless cause the ear gets easily hosed up again

and war machine basically lives to gently caress and fight

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I guess he got tired of getting other dude's jizz on his dick and being told he is like 25th best lay she had that day (but at least he isn't last) when he got into the bone zone with her.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
I'm pretty sure you can just get cauliflower ear drained, but yeah dumb fuckers seem to wear them as badges of their status as alpha males.

edit: maybe before it hardens up or whatever, I mean

texasmed fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Aug 13, 2014

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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War Machine is so unchill.

Stockholm Syndrome
Mar 30, 2010

fyodor posted:

War Machine is so unchill.

That's what roids and fighting can/will do to you. Though he has probably always been more or less like that.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Stockholm Syndrome posted:

That's what roids and fighting can/will do to you.

UNNNNGG DUDE IM SO FU- UNNNNNGGHH SO loving PISSED RIGHT NO-UNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHH

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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hey now, there are hundreds of roided out mma fighters and very few of them are as immensely unchill as mr. war machine

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texasmed
May 27, 2004
i seen a mma fighter poo poo in his shorts after he got knocked out. it was pretty cool

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