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not that I'm spending a lot of time looking at his dick, but he goes soft a lot in the pornos that he's in
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he is so loving gay that it's insane, look at his macho compensation.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:07
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 Had to put that poster up and parade a woman around near him to establish the NOT GAY
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his gelled hair is further evidence that he stopped his emotional development at around 12 years old.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:10
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wait wait that Alpha Nails thing WASNT a parody? life owns.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:12
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Christy Smack.
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Moridin920 posted:that's true her face is probably gonna be fuuuucked up. maybe she can get some pro bono reconstructive surgery surgery pro boner
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Aug 13, 2014 12:27
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i think war machine is the one who needs the pro boner surgery by the sound of it 
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SpazmasterX posted:actual alpha males don't have to beat up women fwiw We alphas don't HAVE to do anything, but if we want to beat on a bitch, we do.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:36
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What the gently caress is this poo poo ?! This guy would fit well in the new Caliphate
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"He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard" lol
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FogHelmut posted:not that I'm spending a lot of time looking at his dick, but he goes soft a lot in the pornos that he's in lol you watched war machine porn
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RedTeam posted:his gelled hair is further evidence that he stopped his emotional development at around 12 years old. Or thirteen: 
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i wonder if he ever has dreams where he tries to punch daddy's busted heart back into motion.
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Million Ghosts posted:i wonder if he ever has dreams where he tries to punch daddy's busted heart back into motion.
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psyopmonkey posted:
still less disappointing to their parents than you
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Selim Sivad posted:I wonder how her relationship with her father was. probably pretty awesome. yeah i bet the sex was great
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Is Christy Mack gross or hot? Goons zero in on the important issues at the heart of the War Machine assault story.
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Inevitable posted:Is Christy Mack gross or hot? Goons zero in on the important issues at the heart of the War Machine assault story. Mack? Eh, not my cup of tea. Christie? Fat beluga whale gross.
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this guy is like alpha poo poo napoleon dynamite
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Does he have "Mims" tattooed across his neck?
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Inevitable posted:Is Christy Mack gross or hot? Goons zero in on the important issues at the heart of the War Machine assault story. would be hot without the clown tits
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ElGroucho posted:Does he have "Mims" tattooed across his neck? he has MACK tattooed across his neck, as a tribute to the only area left unbroken
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all i wanted was a slurpee just one slurpee and she wouldn't give it to me!
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Rad Tad posted:this guy is like alpha poo poo napoleon dynamite a coen brother movie about this whole thing would be awesome but a bit too unrealistic and goofy
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How can the cops not find a guy who is sitting around tweeting from a phone or computer? Have I been lied to all this time and you really can't track a location like that? Maybe the cops are just too busy shooting unarmed black kids to worry about people trying to rape and murder sex workers I dunno.
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this is loving a-loving-merica loving hoodie loving smash oval office loving motherfuckers loving! Slurpee! SLURPEE!!!
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Disconnecticus posted:I like reading youtube comments. That's the real drivel that's running through the heads of the random idiots you see walking around on the street. It's like a little window into a whole universe of malinformed idiocy.
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I need a rundown of all of the key points going on here- - christy mack got beat up, allegedly by this dude named "war machine" - there was another guy in the house that got beat up first, but we don't know who he is or where he's at - christy mack and war machine have tattoos of each other's names on them, specifically christy has "property of war machine" - war machine has done porn and other alpha male poo poo - war machine has dated other porn stars - specifically, when he was dating alanah rae, he hit her while at another porn star's birthday party. four male porn stars got involved, and got their asses kicked bad. - there is now a bounty out for war machine as he is currently a fugitive suspect in this beating - fleshlight also got involved and placed an additional $5k reward for his capture - dog the bounty hunter will be handling this, as we have seen in the twitter battle between dog's daughter and war machine's brother - christy mack has a questionable boob job am I missing anything?
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Kirk Johnson posted:Or thirteen: one year off isn't too bad. hair gel use is always a sign of some psychological scarring.
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FogHelmut posted:I need a rundown of all of the key points going on here- Maybe just add that all parties involved are legit pieces of white-trash poo poo, pornstars, mma people and loving dog the bounty hunter. If these people were not famous, this whole thing would end up on Jerry Springer in a month or two.
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FogHelmut posted:am I missing anything? war machine is a cuck
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FogHelmut posted:I need a rundown of all of the key points going on here- -He just wanted a loving slurpy
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Guys it's ok. Dog the Bounty Hunter is coming after this guy, bra'. http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/12/5994191/mma-news-dog-the-bounty-hunter-coming-after-wanted-war-machine-christy-mack
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Go with Christ, bra
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vyst posted:Guys it's ok. Dog the Bounty Hunter is coming after this guy, bra'. thanks for the update
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Lufiron posted:thanks for the update I'm here to keep you in the know. You're welcome.
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