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RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Deltasquid posted:



It's the guy's raised eyebrow that does it for me.

Kanye is going to murder that man for that.

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Drone_Fragger posted:

Even worse he's an irish actor, not one from hollywood. loving amateur new reporting here by the NYP.

The Post is sensationalist garbage, that headline/image combo is almost certainly intentional because they're all cunts with no integrity.





Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless



And various things.










FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
I'm writing this from the afterlife why did you not post that last bit you loving oval office that was perfect :argh:




Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

In the game of loaves you either win, or you dine.

POLICE CAR AUCTION
Dec 1, 2003

I'm not a princess



Neddy Seagoon posted:

In the game of loaves you either win, or you dine.

All men must dine

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

In the game of loaves you either wheat, or you rye.

Fixed that for you.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
Loras Tyrell, Knight of Flours

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

FinalGamer posted:

I'm writing this from the afterlife why did you not post that last bit you loving oval office that was perfect :argh:
But... it was like that when I found it!


pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Hirayuki posted:

Wait: so the discovery of Mentos reacting with Diet Coke won its researchers the Nobel Prize?

It's definitely a stretch


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Hoffmann

quote:

Nobel Prize in Chemistry

In 1981, Hoffmann received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry, which he shared with Kenichi Fukui "for their theories, developed independently, concerning the course of chemical reactions".

So he probably did some research into the phenomenon described as such

quote:

The numerous small pores on the candy's surface catalyze the release of carbon dioxide (CO2) gas from the soda, resulting in the rapid expulsion of copious quantities of foam. Although any carbonated beverage will produce a similar effect, the reaction was popularized using Diet Coke for seemingly producing the best results.

His award is so broad it's hard to know exactly what it was that won him the prize, but the article could very well be correct.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Actual billboard in Texas

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
And then they all died virginal deaths in that explosion they're standing in, tragic.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Haruharuharuko posted:

Actual billboard in Texas


Oh, god, the names! "Ima Waitin"? "Justin Time"?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

peter gabriel posted:

Best headline of all time, and it was true:



:scotland:
Worth mentioning that this is not a bad tabloid headline: that is exactly what that man did. His name is John Smeaton and he foiled a terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport by kicking the guy really hard in the balls while the guy was on fire.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Worth mentioning that this is not a bad tabloid headline: that is exactly what that man did. His name is John Smeaton and he foiled a terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport by kicking the guy really hard in the balls while the guy was on fire.

peter gabriel posted:

Best headline of all time, and it was true:

:scotland:

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RCarr posted:

Kanye is going to murder that man for that.

oh please he's going to do nothing. Kanye is a self-inflated bitch pussy


It's funny because he's an idiot. A very rich and successful idiot.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Found another one.


Havent been able to find the software anywhere online, though.

Oh, and this is pretty interesting as well:


Jack on to jack off, cyberfuckers!

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Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

beato posted:

From earlier today... Worst possible picture/headline combination?



Over here they used that exact headline (minus the line that said "an 86 year old ... "), but ran a picture of Arya Stark. It was later changed.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Fauxtool posted:

oh please he's going to do nothing. Kanye is a self-inflated bitch pussy


It's funny because he's an idiot. A very rich and successful idiot.

you wouldn't say that if he was white

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

"Files so hot they'll melt your modem"? An early version of bitcoin?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Gaunab posted:

you wouldn't say that if he was white

Pretty sure he'd still be an idiot.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Gaunab posted:

you wouldn't say that if he was white

nope, nobody's called a similarly successful but white performing artist an idiot before, no sirree



pick one

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
fart

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Leaked concept art for Black & White 3?

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


Hey uh... is there a wallpaper of this somewhere?

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Worth mentioning that this is not a bad tabloid headline: that is exactly what that man did. His name is John Smeaton and he foiled a terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport by kicking the guy really hard in the balls while the guy was on fire.

Apparently it was Alex McIlveen who tore his tendon on jihadist jibblies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smeaton_(born_1976)#Doubts

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Blackchamber posted:

Hey uh... is there a wallpaper of this somewhere?

It's wallpaper sized already!

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Blackchamber posted:

Hey uh... is there a wallpaper of this somewhere?

It works fine if you use the "Fill" mode on desktop wallpaper settings

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Just Offscreen posted:

It's wallpaper sized already!

Yeah, I can't believe that they couldn't clearly see that from the sheer size of the original picture. One might begin to think that he or she was maybe even possibly making a joke.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

dobbymoodge posted:

Apparently it was Alex McIlveen who tore his tendon on jihadist jibblies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Smeaton_(born_1976)#Doubts
Smeaton was involved but I think he more bodytackled the guy and someone else kicked him hard, it just all got mixed up on the usual first facts and his name got stuck as being the big hero, despite him trying many times initially to claim that he had buddies that helped him more before the swarm of media just didn't listen and he accepted it.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

beato posted:

Pretty sure he'd still be an idiot.

Admiral Bosch posted:

nope, nobody's called a similarly successful but white performing artist an idiot before, no sirree



pick one

Joke-getting masters right here

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



pain of thrones

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


The LA Clippers were bought by Steve Ballmer.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Game of Scones

A Song of Icing and Fire

The Iron-fortified Throne

Wintersquash Bread is Coming

Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, Calabrese of the Great Grass Sea

A Lannister Always Pays his Debts After Buying Stuff on Credit at a Supermarket Bakery

George R.R. Martin (the R.R. stands for Rye Roll)

Carb-Eater Dinklage

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Front page of CNN. I'm glad to finally have the scoop on the Obama doctrine

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

FinalGamer posted:

Smeaton was involved but I think he more bodytackled the guy and someone else kicked him hard, it just all got mixed up on the usual first facts and his name got stuck as being the big hero, despite him trying many times initially to claim that he had buddies that helped him more before the swarm of media just didn't listen and he accepted it.

Why complicate the simple fact that when terrorists attacked Glasgow Airport, police had to protect the terrorists.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Deltasquid posted:



It's the guy's raised eyebrow that does it for me.
I would punch Kanye West with no fear of reprisal and then marry this man.


This is what's going on inside the head of every cat I've ever met.

eta: except in the cats' heads the bills are fifties.

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Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS

trickybiscuits posted:

I would punch Kanye West with no fear of reprisal and then marry this man.

You are a wonderful human being.

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