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Inevitable posted:-He just wanted a loving slurpy is that what felching is called these days?
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When I read his shirt my first thought was "What is Alpha Male poo poo? Probably fighting the police and getting tasered and put in jail." We'll see if my theory pans out. He'll probably just turn himself in and ask for a lawyer or some poo poo like a loving beta bitch.
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Aug 13, 2014 15:26
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I did some Alpha Male Shits. Usually after a drug binge. It's like making GBS threads a pinecone. I'm sure weaker men wouldn't be able to handle that level of poo.
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Aug 13, 2014 15:29
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I still think this is just a very elaborate sex game. He beats the gently caress out of her tries to rape her, can't, she goes to the hospital, he goes to jail 3 days later, then when he gets out in 6 months they have absolutely loving mind blowing limp dick sex.
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Aug 13, 2014 15:31
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Arian_Samurai posted:Go with Christ, bra sorry you got cucked bra but i gotta take you in
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Aug 13, 2014 16:02
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Die Big Die Strong Die Young Dianabol
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Jamesman posted:How can the cops not find a guy who is sitting around tweeting from a phone or computer? Have I been lied to all this time and you really can't track a location like that? He hasn't tweeted since he went on the lam, which is the most disappointing part of this whole scenario.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:04
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We also need a lawyer in here to explain how this poo poo fits with the Three Strikes rule if they catch him and charge him with a felony in Nevada.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:07
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like the fuckin' cops want me to fuckin' put my hands up, gawd, how is that a fuckin' rule i turn to him and am fuckin' like let me see your pussy rear end boss bitch and eheheh he looked at me real weird
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Aug 13, 2014 16:07
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he prolly killed by Dextar by now
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Aug 13, 2014 16:08
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:he prolly killed by Dextar by now Dexter is a lumberjack now he's not killing people.
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poorlifedecision posted:When I read his shirt my first thought was "What is Alpha Male poo poo? Probably fighting the police and getting tasered and put in jail." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
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my eyes e: I like that their motto is an inspirational quote from a movie character who was the manifestation of the most hosed up parts of a very hosed up person Jerry Mumphrey fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Aug 13, 2014 16:15
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rolling (ill use the # to see my post number)
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Aug 13, 2014 16:16
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"Cancel the next doctor/dentist appointment" hahaha
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Aug 13, 2014 16:21
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Seeing medical professionals is some beta rear end poo poo. Rub some dirt on it.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:25
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I see numbers. I don't see any way you're supposed to get those numbers.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:25
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Lol at all the alphas who don't know how to drive a manual
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Jamesman posted:I see numbers. I don't see any way you're supposed to get those numbers. U can play 4 chan based rolling games by making a post and quoting or looking at the link to this post thingy it'll have a post id, your last 2 digits are 48, this could revitalise the geebs imo
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Jamesman posted:I see numbers. I don't see any way you're supposed to get those numbers. roll two ten-sided dice, the most alpha of dice
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66 listen to some metal
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666 read mein kampf in it's entirety
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scalded schlong posted:roll two ten-sided dice, the most alpha of dice 20s, because they look like testicles from an early 90's arcade fighting game
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Aug 13, 2014 16:39
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Another War Machine moment : One time, 4chan decided to troll him. He got real mad about them calling Christy Mack a whore, since she's a wonderful girl and he loves her and wants the best for her. Soon, he felt the rising urge to beat someone up. Since Mr. Machine has excellent anger management, he decided to address this problem by beating HIMSELF up. Then he decided the best thing to do was post pictures of his bruised face on twitter. 4chan followed up by telling him that he did such a lovely job of CPR that he killed his father. Eventually Mr. Machine made an angry post on 4chan pretty much telling them all that he would beat the poo poo out of them IRL, which was probably a probation violation or something.
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jalopybrown posted:U can play 4 chan based rolling games by making a post and quoting or looking at the link to this post thingy it'll have a post id, your last 2 digits are 48, this could revitalise the geebs imo Out of everything on that list, going fishing is one of the more sensible ones that actually makes me think to myself "Hey, you know what? gently caress it, I'm gonna go fishing because why the gently caress not?" I'll tell you why not. Because I don't want to live my life where correlating my forums post numbers with 4chan Man Roulettes dictates what course of actions I will take with my life. That is no way to live.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:48
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Jamesman posted:Out of everything on that list, going fishing is one of the more sensible ones that actually makes me think to myself "Hey, you know what? gently caress it, I'm gonna go fishing because why the gently caress not?" do it human being
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Aug 13, 2014 16:50
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Not an angry person at all.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:57
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writing poetry and reading mein kampf is what i think when i think real man
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Aug 13, 2014 17:13
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RUN RED LIGHT YELL AT DOG FIGHT STREETLAMP POUR BEER ON HEAD STOMP FLOWER GGRRAHHHHH ALPHA!!!
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Jamesman posted:Out of everything on that list, going fishing is one of the more sensible ones that actually makes me think to myself "Hey, you know what? gently caress it, I'm gonna go fishing because why the gently caress not?" go on
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Aug 13, 2014 17:15
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BUY A FROZEN PIZZA AND PUT EXTRA CHEESE ON IT YOU'RE IN ALPHA TOWN
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Darth123123 posted:
I'm not sure if this means they are perfect for each other or what.
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Aug 13, 2014 17:20
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Do you think he started yelling at his own failed floppy dick when it would not let him rape?
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Aug 13, 2014 17:29
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projecthalaxy posted:Do you think he started yelling at his own failed floppy dick when it would not let him rape? IM SO PISSED I JUST WANTED TO RAPE CHRISTYMACK GOD gently caress GOD FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WHAT KIND OF DICK IS THIS WHAT KIND OF LAW WONT LET IT GET HARD FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKCCCCCCKKKK IM SO loving PISSED
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Aug 13, 2014 17:31
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Someone start Warmachine's_Dick twitter, TIA
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Aug 13, 2014 17:34
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ElGroucho posted:Someone start Warmachine's_Dick twitter, TIA i would but im not UP to it 
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Aug 13, 2014 17:38
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jalopybrown posted:i would but im not UP to it Perfect, method acting
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jalopybrown posted:i would but im not down with it fixt
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i do what a list on an internet forum says, i'm so alpha
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